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Maybe The Most Unrealistic Realistic Draft EVER! (Free Clickbait.)

Howdy fellow Big Blue fam!

On the morning of The Swifty Bowl, I went A'Draftin!! Here's perhaps my most fantasized fantasy..

I stuck to original picks. Only 6 rounds. PFN draft simulator.

6. Jayden Daniels QB LSU

39. Troy Fautanu OG Washington

47. Ruke Orhorhoro DT Clemson

70. Will Shipley RB Clemson

107. Jared Wiley TE TCU

139. Zak Zinter OG Michigan

184. Zion Tupuola-Fetui EDGE Washington

Well.

There it is.

Purefection.

DJ gets immediate help, leading to the nail-biting NFC Championship loss to eventual repeat SB winning Forty Whiners. After a whirlwind romantic escapade with Kay Adams, DJ shocks all with retirement ala Farmboy Andrew Luck leading the era of Jayden 'King of New York' Daniels.

The immediate help comes in Troy Fautanu, Ruke Orhorhoro, and Zion Tupuola-Fetui, who instill a distinctly unique and often lost in American Culture nowadays of Primal, Savage, Refined Hunger! Yep, I typed it. Come at me, Shiney Loafers.

In somewhat seriousness, This draft seems ideal. Help along both lines, a QB of the future, a stud RB who does everything, a freak blocking TE, as well as our own soon-to-be-minted New Nigerian Nightmare!

Osi would be proud.

Enjoy today Guys n Gals! We will be back in this game soon enough!!

Goodbye and again, Thanks for all the fish.

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