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So, let's all agree, I (and hopefully you, my dear reader) love Big Blue View and SBNation. It's a place where we can laugh, cry (mostly this), debate, and learn about our New York Giants.
One of the more...interesting....threads are the open game threads. They are a window into the depths of human despair, a tease of euphoria, but mostly a machine of lunacy. Emotions rumble through the twists and turns of the game. Hyperbole is the language of champions here, and for that we thank you.
We do like to have some fun here at Big Blue View. I decided to jump into the void (why, I do not know) and highlight some of the creativity and brilliance our community has.
Pre-Game
Our friend "Sjayem" comes in with a quite frankly hilarious old-timey Jerry Reese villain picture. Kudos, sir.
We have some prayers to the big guy upstairs from our friend 'rbman3':
The winning streak begins tonight
God help us, please
Somebody tell "brisulph" that sometimes art imitates life:
my Giants fathead on the wall is starting to peel away from the wall… almost like it is giving up on life, here.
The Giants Offense Takes The Field
Truth_Juice with the WIN (unintentional or not)
OBJ time
RR time
Guys, we ran a successful screen pass. Can you believe it?????
OK what the hell is going on?
Enjoy it while it last.
After Odell catches his first touchdown, "Jonathan" provides some artwork. "ODELL FOR PREZ," who says no?
The Cowboys Start To Drive Back Down In The First Half
Oh, you had no idea how prophetic your words were, "ICDogg"
Romo had enough time to boil an egg back there
I Think Y'all Know What This Is About
HOW DID HE CATCH THAT OMFG
"At the end of the day, I don’t give a crap who’s taking what. The steroids are not going to help them when I hit them. Take as much as you like, I don’t care." - Mark Hunt
OH. MY GOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!
HELL TO THE NO!!!!
Truth_Juice, damn, you win again
I'm naming my first child Odell Beckham Jr
I don’t care that I’m not Beckham Sr and I don’t even care if it’s a girl!!
Unfortunately For The Giants, There Was a Slow Descent To Failure
Perry Fewell channeling Bill Sheridan?
Wait a second. Was that the AMOEBA making a comeback?
"At the end of the day, I don’t give a crap who’s taking what. The steroids are not going to help them when I hit them. Take as much as you like, I don’t care." - Mark Hunt
Houston, we have a problem
Earth to offense
STOP RUNNING
GMEN NATION
Those turkeys know whats coming
a first down run
In 2002, I turned 21 and met my best friend Johnny Walker
This is true.
I swear sometimes it's like we are experimenting in the middle of the game..
That Eli Manning pick was bad, guys.
I want a replay so I know who to be mad at
Proud founder of the Weeezer Brigade, now accepting new members.
#YOLO#FREEBOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp, you-you-you mean our run defense isn't good?
Ahhh, and our patented run D takes over.
Some pressing questions need to be answered here:
so not like Dez is the best wr on the cowboys
top 5 in the league.. .but do you really think that not covering him at all is a defensive scheme?
Proud founder of the Weeezer Brigade, now accepting new members.
#YOLO#FREEBOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We got people dying over here!
Every time I see number 94 get stood up by Free
I die a little inside.
So much sadness.
No 3-man rushes, please
Team Ghost: Randle, JPP, Hankins, Brewer, Pugh, Nassib, Moore
For those of you who still believe that Coughlin isn't handcuffing McAdoo:
Could Tom Coughlin have overruled Ben McAdoo's play calls in that series? "I can do anything I want at any time," he said. "And I do." — Ralph Vacchiano, 11/17/2014oh you know it!
we have so many elite DBs, we got it covered
guess I needed the sarcasm font
Annnnnnnd, Goodnight.
and we have kuhn and kiwi in
when it matters most
Proud founder of the Weeezer Brigade, now accepting new members.
#YOLO#FREEBOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romo had 50 seconds
Kiwi of course got wrecked. This defense will suck anyways but let the best players fail please.
Fire Killdrive: ✓
"Retire" Coughlin:
Fire Fewell:
Fire Quinn:FREE WASHINGTON
WHERE IS MOORE AND AYERS
Hold on Kuhn
WHERE IS HANKINS
Dear lord, he could've eaten a sandwich during that time.
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