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I've gone into the abyss that is the game threads to provide you with some entertainment because I'm crazy.

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So, let's all agree, I (and hopefully you, my dear reader) love Big Blue View and SBNation. It's a place where we can laugh, cry (mostly this), debate, and learn about our New York Giants.

One of the more...interesting....threads are the open game threads. They are a window into the depths of human despair, a tease of euphoria, but mostly a machine of lunacy. Emotions rumble through the twists and turns of the game. Hyperbole is the language of champions here, and for that we thank you.

We do like to have some fun here at Big Blue View. I decided to jump into the void (why, I do not know) and highlight some of the creativity and brilliance our community has.

Pre-Game

Our friend "Sjayem" comes in with a quite frankly hilarious old-timey Jerry Reese villain picture. Kudos, sir.

reeseevil

We have some prayers to the big guy upstairs from our friend 'rbman3':

The winning streak begins tonight

God help us, please

Somebody tell "brisulph" that sometimes art imitates life:

my Giants fathead on the wall is starting to peel away from the wall… almost like it is giving up on life, here.

The Giants Offense Takes The Field

Truth_Juice with the WIN (unintentional or not)

Guys, we ran a successful screen pass. Can you believe it?????

OK what the hell is going on?

Enjoy it while it last.

After Odell catches his first touchdown, "Jonathan" provides some artwork. "ODELL FOR PREZ," who says no?

sf

The Cowboys Start To Drive Back Down In The First Half

Oh, you had no idea how prophetic your words were, "ICDogg"

Romo had enough time to boil an egg back there

I Think Y'all Know What This Is About

HOW DID HE CATCH THAT OMFG

"At the end of the day, I don’t give a crap who’s taking what. The steroids are not going to help them when I hit them. Take as much as you like, I don’t care." - Mark Hunt

Jonathan.

HOLY CRAP

"At the end of the day, I don’t give a crap who’s taking what. The steroids are not going to help them when I hit them. Take as much as you like, I don’t care." - Mark Hunt

Skii31

OH MY GOD!!

OH MY GOD

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#YOLO#FREEBOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ronjohnson

OMG!!!

George Young: "There are only so many dancing elephants."

88 the Great

OOHHHHIHIHIHIHIHIHHHHH YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

From Steve Smith to Victor Cruz and Plaxico Burress to Hakeem Nicks
so Long as Eli throws, the Giants will be fine.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!

BigBlueBallaz

OMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

njccc

Oh my God!

My blood runs cold 
My memory has just been sold 
My angel is the centerfold 
Angel is the centerfold

Truth_Juice, damn, you win again

I'm naming my first child Odell Beckham Jr

I don’t care that I’m not Beckham Sr and I don’t even care if it’s a girl!!

Unfortunately For The Giants, There Was a Slow Descent To Failure

Perry Fewell channeling Bill Sheridan?

Wait a second. Was that the AMOEBA making a comeback?

"At the end of the day, I don’t give a crap who’s taking what. The steroids are not going to help them when I hit them. Take as much as you like, I don’t care." - Mark Hunt

Houston, we have a problem

Earth to offense

STOP RUNNING

GMEN NATION

Those turkeys know whats coming

a first down run

In 2002, I turned 21 and met my best friend Johnny Walker

This is true.

I swear sometimes it's like we are experimenting in the middle of the game..

That Eli Manning pick was bad, guys.

I want a replay so I know who to be mad at

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#YOLO#FREEBOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welp, you-you-you mean our run defense isn't good?

Ahhh, and our patented run D takes over.

Some pressing questions need to be answered here:

so not like Dez is the best wr on the cowboys

top 5 in the league.. .but do you really think that not covering him at all is a defensive scheme?

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We got people dying over here!

Every time I see number 94 get stood up by Free

I die a little inside.

Skii31

so you are like mostly dead?

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GiantBeing

he's a zombie

GMEN NATION

So much sadness.

No 3-man rushes, please

Team Ghost: Randle, JPP, Hankins, Brewer, Pugh, Nassib, Moore

For those of you who still believe that Coughlin isn't handcuffing McAdoo: 
Could Tom Coughlin have overruled Ben McAdoo's play calls in that series? "I can do anything I want at any time," he said. "And I do." — Ralph Vacchiano, 11/17/2014

Skii31

thats like asking the sun not to come up tomorrow

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we have so many elite DBs, we got it covered

88 the Great

*Had

From Steve Smith to Victor Cruz and Plaxico Burress to Hakeem Nicks, 
so Long as Eli throws, the Giants will be fine.

guess I needed the sarcasm font

Annnnnnnd, Goodnight.

and we have kuhn and kiwi in

when it matters most

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Romo had 50 seconds

Kiwi of course got wrecked. This defense will suck anyways but let the best players fail please.

Fire Killdrive: ✓ 
"Retire" Coughlin: 
Fire Fewell: 
Fire Quinn:

FREE WASHINGTON

WHERE IS MOORE AND AYERS

khaus

Ayers and Moore need to be out there. This is ridiculous.

How bout a little pressure.

Dear lord, he could've eaten a sandwich during that time.