Kiwi for MLB

Maybe it's totally crazy, since no one has mentioned this possibility before. But wouldn't playing Kiwi at MLB be a good fit? Firstly, we have an excess of outside linebackers--Boley, Rivers, and Williams are all starters. Secondly, Kiwi has the essential skills for MLB--he's an outstanding run stopper, he's big, and he's smart enough to handle play calling. (I'm assuming he's smart because he went to BC and also I think he comes from a pretty accomplished family.) So given all that, doesn't Kiwi at MLB make sense?

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