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I dare you not to laugh at this

Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins is now right there with Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards as my all-time favorite athlete bloggers.

This gem from his Cooley Zone blog is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's an interview with Washington QB Jason Campbell in which they discuss the quarterback-center exchange.

COOLEY: Jason, have you ever smelled the back of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after every game and practice.

CAMPBELL: For everyone to know if you don’t take a bath your butt crack stinks and I think that's what Rabach does to me. Imagine sweating for 2 hours and you're Casey Rabach and you're really hairy and stinky. Rabach has even farted on my hand which is a feelin that never really wears off. I can actually feel it while we’re doing this interview right now. After each practice and game the first thing I do is wash my hands of all that chaotic stuff running off his sweaty, nasty body.

If you're not laughing at that, there's something wrong with you.

-- Hat tips to Bugs & Cranks and Hogs Haven .