OK, so I've relented. Below is a complete first-round mock draft. Go ahead and tear it apart.
Maybe I'll do more of this as the draft gets closer, and add a little explanation for each pick.
For now, though, let's see if this is enough to start some arguments.
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Oakland Raiders -- Jamarcus Russell QB LSU
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Detroit Lions -- Joe Thomas OT Wisconsin
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Cleveland Browns -- Adrian Peterson RB Oklahoma
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Calvin Johnson WR Georgia Tech
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Arizona Cardinals -- Gaines Adams DE Clemson
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Washington Redskins -- Alan Branch DT Michigan
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Minnesota Vikings -- Brady Quinn QB Notre Dame
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Houston Texans -- Levi Brown OT Penn State
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Miami Dolphins -- Leon Hall CB Michigan
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Atlanta Falcons -- Ted Ginn WR Ohio State
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San Francisco 49ers -- Amobi Okoye DT Louisville
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Buffalo Bills -- Jamaal Anderson DE Arkansas
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St. Louis Rams -- LaRon Landry S LSU
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Carolina Panthers -- Greg Olsen TE Miami (Fl.)
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Pittsburgh Steelers -- Adam Carriker DE Nebraska
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Green Bay Packers -- Dwayne Jarrett WR Southern California
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Jacksonville Jaguars -- Reggie Nelson S Florida
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Cincinnati Bengals -- Chris Houston CB Arkansas
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Tennessee Titans -- Darrelle Revis CB Pittsburgh
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New York Giants -- Paul Posluszny OLB Penn State
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Denver Broncos -- Anthony Spencer DE Purdue
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Dallas Cowboys -- Robert Meachem WR Tennessee
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Kansas City Chiefs -- Lawrence Timmons LB Fla. State
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New England Patriots -- Marshawn Lynch RB Califonia
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New York Jets -- Jarvis Moss DE/OLB Florida
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Philadelphia Eagles -- Brandon Meriweather S Miami
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New Orleans Saints -- Aaron Ross CB Texas
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New England Patriots -- Justin Blalock G/OT Texas
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Baltimore Ravens -- Ben Grubbs G Auburn
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San Diego Chargers -- Robert Meachem WR Tennessee
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Chicago Bears -- Clark Harris TE Rutgers
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Indianapolis Colts -- Jon Beason LB Miami