Frozen Humor court transcripts edition

There was no Frozen Humor last week due to the fact that I made a post about who won the title of Frozen King, Second Marshal of the Tundra and Tundrawraith(I am sure all three of them will be happy to tell you who they are) I looked at the last poll on my potpourri edition and saw that other than the cant decide option, court transcripts got the most votes, so here is a court transcript edition. Enjoy, comment and vote on the poll.

1) How did he pass law school?

Lawyer- Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Witness- Did you actually pass the bar exam?


Lawyer- The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?

Witness- He's 20, just like your IQ

3) Some one needs help on photography..

Lawyer- were you present when your picture was taken?

Witness- Are you F*****g kidding me?

4) Lawyer needs gender help

Lawyer- She had 3 children right?

Witness- yes

Lawyer- How many were boys?


Lawyer- were there any girls?

Witness (to the judge)-your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

5) maybe your a zombie!!

Lawyer- How was your first marriage terminated?

Witness- by death

Lawyer- And by whose death was it terminated?

Witness- take a guess

6) umm, Oral?

Lawyer- all your responses must be oral, OK?

Witness- Okay

Lawyer- What school did you go to?

Witness- Oral

7) Them live ones are to rowdy!!

Lawyer- Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Witness- All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

8) Freak show anyone?

Lawyer- Can you describe the individual?

Witness- He was about medium height and had a beard.

Lawyer- was this a male or a female

Witness- Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male

9) my favorite one!

Lawyer-Do you recall examining a person by the name of Rodney Eddington at the funeral chapel?


Lawyer- Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?

Witness- It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 pm

Lawyer- And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?

Witness- No you dumb asshole. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.

Again, I hope you enjoy the transcripts, please comment and vote,

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