Frozen Humor dumb criminals edition

Like I have said in my previous post/post, please write comments below about whether you like this and I should continue and please give me more suggestions, I will give you credit if and when I do it and it will probably go like this

Frozen Humor (whatever suggestion edition I took) edition, courtesy of (Big blue member's name put here)

You will get credit for any suggestion I accept and you will receive Tundra points, I will have to think of what Tundra points will do, but for the meantime you can get bragging rights and if there are more comments put up, I will be able to receive better and more suggestions and know the popularity of my fanposts and it will probably have an effect on how often I post so enjoy and comment( include comments about your favorite please)(First comment gets a Tundra Point!)


While most of us rang in the new year with a noisemaker and a drink or two, a 29 year old man named Coco Bennett (odd name and no relation to TBU) celebrated by brandishing a samurai sword in front of police. Oh, and he was stark naked too, of course.

According to reports, several San Jose residents called 911 after witnessing Bennett standing in front of a home with an assault rifle around 8am on New Year’s Day. As police rushed to the scene, he apparently fled in his car but was later pulled over by cops.

At this point, Bennett emerged from the vehicle completely naked while wielding a large Samurai sword. He reportedly screamed threats at police and a tense standoff began.

Eventually, Bennett was taken into custody without incident approximately two hours later and a AR-15-type assault rifle and the aforementioned sword were recovered.

Hey, dumba**, owning a sword is one thing. But if you’re planning on being naked, you better watch where you swing that thing.

2)Hannah Sabata of Stromsburg, NE, pictured, helped cops solve a bank robbery and car theft after the 19-year-old allegedly put a vidoe on the little known sight called youtube, called "Chick Bank Robbery," in which she talked about stealing over six thousand dollars and a Pontiac.

3)Raquel Gonzalez,is a 24-year-old Florida resident who allegedly attacked her boyfriend because she was angry he had an orgasm and she did not. She was charged with domestic battery and is surely making men across the country very, very nervous

4) Never sleep on the job. That's what happened in Malaysia, where a bungling burglar broke into an empty house and pocketed several hundred dollars in cash before taking a nap. He woke up the next morning when the homeowner returned and called police. The drowsy dope went from being under a rest to under arrest.

5)Always go to the bathroom before leaving the house. That's what a bank robber in Denmark failed to do prior to hiding in a bank vault. He got locked in and had to wait until the bank opened the next morning to get out. Meanwhile, he had to answer the call of nature, so he relieved himself in a box before escaping with jewelry and $500,000 in cash. Cops got the whiz kid's DNA and later arrested him. Needless to say, it wasn't a safe deposit.

6)The guy who robbed a convenience store in South Carolina, got in his truck and started going the wrong way. The truck broke down, so the genius hailed a cab and asked the driver to take him to a town that the driver had never heard of. When they came upon the store that had just been robbed, the crook told the cabbie to ask a cop for directions. The cop recognized the idiotic passenger from a surveillance tape and arrested him. For once a man asked for directions and look what happened.

7): This one stands for Connecticut which has no shortage of stupid crooks, like the guy in Old Saybrook who burglarized three condos and then called the cops to report that his getaway car had been stolen. When the police pulled up, they saw the felonious fool with a pillowcase full of loot and arrested him.

8) there was the pothead in Farmington who called 911 to ask how much trouble he could get into for growing a marijuana plant. He soon found out. Maybe his case will be tried in a high court.

Finally, there was the idiot in New Canaan who called police to report that his car had been rear-ended by some other dummies who had allegedly robbed him of his marijuana. And the governor wants to decriminalize small amounts of the stuff.

9)A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

and finally

10)Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five minute recess to compose himself.

enjoy this one, spread the word on bigblueview (very important, the more people who know about this, the better and more fun the Tundra points and posts will be), look for my next one and get Tundra points!

After this post, I will probably be giving Tundra points to any comment that I like a lot on the comments to this post and on other posts as well (If anyone does not understand what I mean when I say "A Tundra point to you" or something else along those lines, please explain what it means to them and tell them to check my fanposts, thanks.)

PS, After a period of time, I will put up posts with information about who is leading the pack in Tundra points

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-The Frozen Tundra

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