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Eli knows if he wants chicken or steak.

You guys see this quote from Martellus Bennett on Eli? The subject line is my favorite part. When you take it out of context it is hilarious. Actually, it's still pretty funny left in context, too.

"I get along with a lot of people and Eli's a real laid-back guy. He's easy, you can talk to him and just ask him what he wants. It's not like sometimes, with the wife, you never know what she wants. You ask her and she'll be like, 'I don't know.' You'll be like, 'Well do you want steak?' And she'll be like, 'No, I don't want steak.' Eli knows if he wants chicken or steak. He helps me out a whole lot because I'll come back (and say), 'Did you like that?' 'No, I didn't like that.' So the next time I do it, I just do it the way he likes it."

Here's a bonus gem from the same interview about the status of Martellus' hamstring:

"My hamstring feels good. You wanna touch it?"

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