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Season Predictions



1. Mark Sanchez will throw 12 interceptions and the fans will call for Tim Tebow. Rex Ryan will make the switch in time for OTA's.

2. Brandon Jacobs will cry about being 3rd on the 49ers depth chart before reverting back to his helmet toss, fracturing Frank Gores skull. Jacobs will be heard muttering 1 down 1 to go.

3. Calvin Johnson will score 7 touchdowns in one game. He will then destroy every yellow and black camero in the Detroit area.

4. Vince young will try to convince the world that his imposter made the dream team references.

5.Chad Ochocinco Johnson will return punts for the patriots, he will score 0 touchdowns but set a record 16 tweets per game.

6. Andrew Luck will be the number one pick in this years draft, Ryan Leaf will get the first pick of balls during rec time.

7. Victor Cruz will win Dancing with the Stars despite never appearing on the show... His salsa is that good. Rob Gronkowski will finish last.

8.After seeing the dodgers sell for 2.1 billion, Mike Brown will attempt to sell the Bengals... They will sell for $42 on eBay.

9. Joey Harrington and Charles Rodgers will sign deals to be in the NBA... The National Bagging Association.

10. Eli Manning will have a great year, leading the giants to an 11-5 record. Tim Tebow will get more headlines and Tom Coughlin will still be on the hot seat.

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