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Jacobs is six foot four.
Two hundred and sixty five pounds.
A true Giant.
I can't even think of a linebacker that big.
Try and find me one.
It's not easy.
I remember one time Jacobs told that fat boy Rex Ryan to Shut the f--- up.
Hell, he even told Giselle to shut up.
And he always talked trash on the Cowboys.
Cause f--- the Cowboys.
Jacobs would say that.
I'd agree with him whole-heatedly.


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Jacobs would get mad sometimes when we lost.
Real mad.
Throw his helmet into the stands mad.
I imagine I'd probably get that mad.
I'd probably get so mad I'd want to perform the following act to Charles Woodson so I could be happy at the Super Bowl:

I'd wanna make LaRon Landry an interesting talking point at my fancy dinner parties that I drive to in my fancy car:

Jacobs.
An unforgettable Giant.
A two time Super Bowl Champion.
A mother truckin' attitude.
How do you "next man up" that fire?
How do you next man up Brandon Jacobs?


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