When I read this, I actually spit out my coffee.
The first thing that popped into my mind was from the old Cheech And Chong bit, "Trippin' in Court"....
"Bailiff! Whack his peepee!!!"
Surely he can't be serious: "Teacher! Warren was MEAN to me! Send him to the principal's office!"
Is this classic Shockey or what? He could sure dish it out, but he doesn't take it well at all.