Super Bowl Thoughts ... Or, Why Does The Clock Move So Slowly?
Tick, tick, tick. The clock can't get to 6:30 p.m. ET for the 2012 Super Bowl kickoff between the New York Giants and New England Patriots fast enough.
Too much time to think, and write. I can't imagine what this wait must be like for a player. Anyway, while the minutes tick slowly away here are some of the Giants-related things I am thinking about.
- I am thinking about how great I would feel for Giants coach Tom Coughlin if he earns a second Super Bowl title today. Coughlin might be the most-maligned successful coach in NFL history, and a victory MIGHT just finally shut everyone up.
- I am thinking about how quickly the Eli-bashers will come out if the Giants lose today. Shoot, I am wondering how long it will take them to start up again even if the Giants win today.
- I am thinking about Rob Gronkowski's ankle, and its potential impact on the game.
- Thinking about Gronkowski's ankle makes me think (unfortunately) about Steve Tisch's feet, and how disgustingly dirty they must be.
- I am thinking about Vince Wilfork. How does a man with an apparent village living inside his uniform move that quickly?
- I am thinking that I really, really hope Julian Edelman doesn't make a play on defense today for New England that makes me wish Victor Cruz and Mario Manningham had duct-taped their mouths shut this week when asked about Edelman.
- I am thinking about how much grief the Giants will take if they lose after accidentally proclaiming themselves champions on their website Saturday afternoon.
- I am thinking that this could be the final game in Giants uniforms for a lot of familiar names -- Brandon Jacobs, Osi Umenyiora, Kareem McKenzie, Deon Grant and a few others.
- I am actually wondering if Kelly Clarkson can manage not to screw up the national anthem this evening.
- I am thinking about whether or not we will get to see at least one of these from the real salsa dancer this evening.
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AHHHH!!!
Someone make it START!!!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
The rangers are playing
So I’ll be ok
by Section 336 on Feb 5, 2012 1:04 PM EST via mobile reply actions
canty just tweeted
Giants 28 Patriots 17
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
was just about to wirte that
Now im getting sick of the talk. Canty better have a monster game with all the stuff he has been saying recently .
yup
they had better back it up.
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
this has been the only "real" trash talk all week
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 5, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
true
& as Marshall Faulk said, “if the pats need bulletin board material at this point, its too late”. Good news is Canty’s pretty close to the score im predicting NYG 30 – NEP 17
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
I'm sticking with 38-24 Giants...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
634-0 NY
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I like this score better
The football team in my school, they were tough! After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.
by Handsome Stranger on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
38-24 G-Men
is also what I say
Brad James
Follow me on Twitter
With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!
by the new Bradfather on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad that Canty is confident
Come up with is pants on fire.
Two keys…
Canty and Joseph
They need to SHOW UP
if they can effectively collapse the pocket, the core four will have a field day
by ChicagoGiantsFan on Feb 5, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
yes
DTs need to be monsters against Patriots’ all-pro OL in order to RELEASE THE KRAKENS
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
I hope the whole D-line is fired up and they play better than they did against the Niners O-line.
Eli is Elite
JPP for defensive MVP
Nicks is a beast
Cruz in control
"Hello...you play to win the game."
+1...for someone who rarely comes up big, he's been talking a lot.
I hope he plays the game of his career.
Eli is Elite
JPP for defensive MVP
Nicks is a beast
Cruz in control
"Hello...you play to win the game."
Canty Was Retweeting
Somebody asked their followers to provide “Super Bowl predictions that stink” – CC tweeted back 28-17. I am not sure whether it was supposed to be funny or what.
by Pink Flamingo on Feb 5, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna explode soon
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 5, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions
Hello Giants fans.
Good luck today, hoping y’all sink Dreamboat and make some Boston fans cry.

Go get em’ Eli.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Eli looks like he's hollering: "Don't cross the beams!!!!"
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
it actually looks like the ha
in “Omaha!!!”
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I bELIeve in ELI!!!! - Primetime -
The Big Boy Cometh....Team Jacobs
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
I’m finding it very difficult to care at all about the game, I’ve never been less interested in a Super Bowl in my life.
Anyway, good luck to you guys, everyone knows us 9er fans don’t want Brady anywhere near a 4th Super Bowl victory. Also Eli’s had the best season of his career, he deserves to cap it of properly.
Attack this day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. ~ Jack Harbaugh
Thanks...The 49ers are back..they had quite a turnaround this year...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
everyone knows
that if they don’t live in the Boston area, the Pats are scumbag a-holes and the Giants need to defend the NFL from those cheaters again
Brad James
Follow me on Twitter
With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!
by the new Bradfather on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
surprise, surprise
Gronk will play
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
complete injury report link?
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
was reported on nfl network
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
Belichick puts everyone down as "questionable" to try and make you guess.
Good enforcement of the rules by the NFL …
I am freaking out, really, all this talk better be backed up
I still have Giants winning 24-20 though
Here's something to ponder
ENJOY TODAY!
Today could very well be a day you’ll remember for the rest of your life. I’ll always remember where I was for wide-right.
This game could be a game we’ll be telling our grandkids about, just as I remember Be-Be telling me about the Ice Bowl.
There’s a good chance you’ll always remember where you were for tonight, just as I will always remember where I was for the helmet catch.
Point is, don’t get too caught up in the hoopla, don’t bite all your nails off, don’t worry about the turkey in the oven, and enjoy the hell out of today.
Sec. 148
by pataroons on Feb 5, 2012 1:24 PM EST via mobile reply actions
AMEN BROTHER
don’t forget to enjoy every moment of today. it could be 2 or 20 years before we are back.
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
5 more gut wrenching hours...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
As the time ticks by, I am wondering...
…which one of our guys steps up and makes the first big play that makes a real difference in this game.
by Step up and make big plays on Feb 5, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions
right off the bat
when AB plows over mccourty & sets the tone of the entire game
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
love to see
1st play from scrimmage, Manningham catching deep post for 80 yd TD
my out of the box prediction
Jwill reaches the endzone today!
FIRE Perry Fewell
by bleedblue12 on Feb 5, 2012 1:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
HAM
write it down.
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
I concur.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I agree...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
How bout Jake Ballard
if Belichick uses his Jedi Mind tricks to slow down our WR’s a slightly more healthy Ballard might be able to make some noise
five more hours
at a modest rate of 6 beers per hour…….sound like i need more beer
drink water in between my friend
or you won’t be able to enjoy or remember the game
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Should ahve done what me and my buddies are doing...
Get a keg of Yuengling.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Feb 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I hope I'm yelling your tag line often.
Everytime Manningham catches a TD I yell Manningham & cheese!!!!!!!!
Your my Boy Blue!!!!!
Awesome.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Feb 5, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'll yell TuckU everytime Tuck gets a sack in your honour.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Feb 5, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
BGE
Has never fumbled ……never….not once
by Eli10 on Feb 5, 2012 1:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
until... today?
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have had a queasy feeling all week but now it's gone
BRING IT!
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
Hey, when did Randy Moss become this ball headed white dude?
Oh my, how far he’s fallen.
The football team in my school, they were tough! After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.
by Handsome Stranger on Feb 5, 2012 1:46 PM EST reply actions
If the G-Men win I will be forced to somersault naked down my street.
by Big Blue Fan In Ohio on Feb 5, 2012 1:47 PM EST reply actions
as long as you dont make your way into PA
go for it haha
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
Already in PA....
……and there were some sad faces in the supermarket this morning when I was strutting around in my Manning road duds.
Things got worse for them when I put up the huge Giants banner in front of the garage. :)
Hahahahahahahahahaha
GO GIANTS!
You're probably the only one in Pa without a Pig Ben jersey.
by Big Blue Fan In Ohio on Feb 5, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just outside of Philly...
….so it’s much worse than that.
by GiantsFanInPA on Feb 5, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
im up in the northeast
but thats where im planning on goin to college though, phillys like 25 minutes away, so maybe someday we can meet up for a game
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
Fight the good fight, my friend...
I’m 20 min out of Philly in NJ. It’s a bitter, bitter area.
A Giants fan deep in Iggles territory.
same here haha
just went to weis within an hour ago and as soon as i walked in some lady gave me an off look as i walked in with my nicks jersey and my brother in his giants hoodie. so where you at in PA?
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
wow, nice reply fail on my part a few comments up ^^ lol
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
Same here in Chicago
I went to the supermarket in my Cruz jersey. Since the Bears were eliminated a long time ago it seems no one cares.
by ChicagoGiantsFan on Feb 5, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
i have to rethink everything i ever thought about Ham
thats the 2nd guy, on national tv, that said ham is our best route runner. why is it that i always remember him running the wrong route?
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
Can someone point me to the inactive list on NFL.com?
Thanks in advance.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
Probably the Same
as usual. Barden, Herzlich, Da’Rel most notable. Wish they’d let all 53 be active for the SB.
by Pink Flamingo on Feb 5, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Just Checked
NFL.com but the list is not up yet.
by Pink Flamingo on Feb 5, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Kid and play
Ill bet he does too!! Football gods are angry at bilichoke!!! That’s cold!!
by jgny on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I Really Wonder
what kind of emotionally chilling effect that move is going to have in the NE lockerroom. It can’t be good.
I feel like we already have an emotional edge over NE just because of the way our coaches see the game (Coughlin more about fire and energy, BB more cerebral) – this could be one of those little intangibles that makes a difference.
by Pink Flamingo on Feb 5, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
dont think its officially out yet
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
off topic.....
anyone saw the Knicks and Jeremy Lin last night. I missed the game but watched the highlights
My wifes family are all Eagles fans...
….and they’re coming over for our party tonight in their Eagles gear.
Normally that would piss me off but they did the same thing 4 years ago and we won.
yup
i watched the last one with my grandfather & cousins (all of which are eagle fans). so guess where im going today?
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
nah
im not really like that. they already feel bad enough. i mean, theyre eagle fans.
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
yeah their souls are burning slowly inside anyway
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I bELIeve in ELI!!!! - Primetime -
The Big Boy Cometh....Team Jacobs
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
not so much hate for ny here
just a lot of disappointed Colts fans
Just for insanity
Anyone catch that Perilloux was added and deleted again from practice squad? Added 1/31, deleted 2/3.
This guy must have nads of iron to stay with it.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
this is just like the christmas tree
its a superstition that they need to Add & Drop him every week or we’ll anger the gods
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
I'm Sure
the front office has explained to him and Capers why they need to keep doing this.
by Pink Flamingo on Feb 5, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
NE saw the Giants premature internet posting
And raised a premature TV ad airing: http://deadspin.com/5882411/
Just for BB who did not have the decency and respect to shake TC's hand at SB42

by Pinstripes&BigBlue on Feb 5, 2012 2:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
by ironindianrider on Feb 5, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
i would slap that kid down
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I bELIeve in ELI!!!! - Primetime -
The Big Boy Cometh....Team Jacobs
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
tic-tock...tic-tock...
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
I am so ready for this!!!
And in honor of Bobbi I have gameday chili on! Im ALL IN!!!!
by weejer on Feb 5, 2012 2:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions
My MAN!!!..Wise choice!!!...The fart blimp will fly tonight!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
More Road Warriors....
I read earlier this week that the guy behind frontrowsports and several other sites was arrested and said sites shut down. Looks like there will be a lot more road warriors looking for places to watch the Giants play among those without televisions or cable/sat options. Gonna be tough for a lot of Giants fans in New England if they want to cheer for Big Blue in public places there. Hope they all find a way that works, as Patriots fans tend to be………ummmm……I’m not allowed to type it!
dude
ur lagging behind. guys like Bobbi & Costanza started drinking on tuesday & havent stopped
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
Bobbi must have stopped for a few minutes
he left us last night around 4:30am , and said he took his wife to the airport at 8:30. Hard to keep drinking while you are asleep. unless……..you run an alcohol IV.
Hell I'm still here..present and accounted for...
My man Costanza was having a Petrus moment….hahaha…He might be taking a little nap… I layed down for three hours…before my wife shook me awake…“Are you okay?..”…What a painful morning..Thank God the airport is just 98 miles roundtrip…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Beer # 2..?!?
…is that all?…hahaha
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I have not started yet
in my old age 12 strong IPAs and I am in memory-loss range… I will wait until an hour before the game probably
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
by Simms-McConkey on Feb 5, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
especially if you get pulled over by a cop that likes the eagles
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
Oh man I was worried about that..I'll be able to blow a .24 next Friday...
I probably could have just put the truck in neutral and blew out the window to power it..but looking like Ace Ventura would have drawn too much attention…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
its finally hitting me that were going to the super bowl
it just hasnt felt like it but now its really setting in…i want the damn game on
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
Grea story about Kiwi on NBC
Didn’t know his grandfather was prime minister of an African country back in the 60s. Pictures of him with JFK. He was murdered by Idi Amin thugs.
The football team in my school, they were tough! After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.
by Handsome Stranger on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM EST reply actions
Its has been enormously downplayed or overlooked
This is essentially going to be a home game for the Giants. I’m here in Indianapolis and the Giants to Pats fans ratio is at least 5 to 1, not to mention all the Colts fans pulling for us. I wonder how the crowd will impact the game
Faith is a refusal to panic
BB1156, Bobbiblue: I respect you two.
by Commander Prime on Feb 5, 2012 2:41 PM EST via Android app reply actions
At this rate, 12th, 13th and 14th.
Just to put things in perspective, there is only Patriots conference title merchandise everywhere, because ALL the Giants stuff is Sold. Out. Been here two days and saw my first Giants conference champs locker t in stock 20 minutes ago.
Faith is a refusal to panic
BB1156, Bobbiblue: I respect you two.
by Commander Prime on Feb 5, 2012 3:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Btw if you see medical personnel huddled around a fan in the stands
GUILTY. That’s me having a heart attack.
Faith is a refusal to panic
BB1156, Bobbiblue: I respect you two.
by Commander Prime on Feb 5, 2012 3:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You are not allowed to have a heart attack!!!!...Your a Giant!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
It Can't Hurt Us
that’s for sure. It might not negatively affect the Pats, but it may give us an extra emotional boost when we need it.
"Home Game"
that is. Meant to reply to Commander.
by Pink Flamingo on Feb 5, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah that what I was saying the other day...The crowd will be for the Giants...Eli is playing!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I hope Wilfork ODs on a trip to Golden Corral today..They must hate it..
When that guy shows up..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Headline
Baby in car seat placed on buffet table, eaten by NFL Lineman Vince Wilfork
A Giants fan deep in Iggles territory.
Hahahaha!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I traveled with a college football team
in south central Utah for four years, when we descended upon a Golden Corral, usually in Phoenix or Albuquerque, Tucson once, the cashier cringed when she saw our big Polynesian linemen!
Brad James
Follow me on Twitter
With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!
by the new Bradfather on Feb 5, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha!!!..I bet they did..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Laying out the same clothes I have been wearing since the Jets game
Surprisingly it don’t smell that bad. As Eli say, I am not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
Ha!!!..Spill some beer on them..they'll be alright...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Giants Fans, what’s the excitement level as game time nears ?
I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.
Hey Eagleadelphia...All I can tell you is it crazy nuts....
Alot of were out online all night fooling and joking around..If you read through these threads you’ll think we were all committed to the ‘nervous hospital’….haha
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
You must be getting your 2nd wind by now though…
I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.
Yeah sometimes you just have to give up and drink yourself sober..by gametime I'll
Be rattling out football statistics..and my guests will be wondering what the hell I’m talking about…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I can’t imagine the giddiness… especially in a year when you don’t expect to make it all the way, it’s a nice surprise when this happens.
I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.
well
especially in a year when you don’t expect to make it all the way
yes, that was an amazing feeling. But this time we could see the team picking up steam earlier in the year. I specifically told anyone that would listen, if we play like we did against the jests & cowgirls, nobvody would be us in the playoffs.
Now im struggling with the confidence in knowing how well we’ve played over the last 5 weeks & the fear that we fall back to the weeks prior. I will be more satisfied if we do win, but more disappointed if we dont.
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
*beat us
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
I never thought this would happen..I was like stick a fork in us we're done..
Being a Giants fan, and I’m sure like being an Eagles fan..they drive you crazy..You just never know what they’ll do..other then keep your blood pressure up….haha
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
The feeling is like
eating chili, hot wings, and drinking a case of PBRs and running around frantically looking for a commode.
lol
That’s a nice picture you painted.
I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.
the real picture is if you don't make it
by 1967franfan on Feb 5, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaha!!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
The Salsa
one more time to cap a fantastic season….Cruuuuuuuuz
Must be a mistake
Only the Giants have been doing this stuff this week. /sarcasm
"Sometimes you make a mistake and you get hit in the head." - Eli Manning
Crunked and Swagged out since 2011
"Let’s go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun!" - The one and only LT
3 hours to go guys
we’re almost there.
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
BB is wearing a suit
FTW is that all about??
"Do you realize if we don't hit Brady, we don't win the game?" --Michael Strahan
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
You can't spell Elite without ELI.
Anyone know of any streams?
My friend is trying to watch over in France.
Yea i got a website for sports
Even for ranger games if your out of town its like having sunday ticket,center ice etc www.ilemi.me
by Giants36 on Feb 5, 2012 3:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Thank god
I’ve had my first place rangers beating those not so fly guys (flyers) on today. But really for this whole run let alone since october when nhl started i had the rangers help making my week in between games go by quicker n now on sb sunday cant complain. Letss gooo G-menn
by Giants36 on Feb 5, 2012 3:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Congrats to the New York Football Giants!


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I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 5, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions

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