Giants vs Patriots..."Give Calhoun the Ball!!!"

by Bobbiblue on Feb 3, 2012 3:37 AM EST

The Patriots had a young player..His name is Jason Calhoun..a running back..Well, he never had one carry. Now after the first quarter in SB 46, the score was 21-0 Giants...After the second quarter it was 42-0 Giants..After the half the score was 60-0 halfway through the 3rd quarter and Patriots fans started chanting: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!".."GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!"..Well, at the start of the 4th quarter the score was 80-0...Now all the fans we're screaming: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!"..So Bill B. sends him in the game..They run a play, Calhoun doesn't get the ball..Now the whole crowd and Bill B and all the players are hollering: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!"..Another play..Calhoun doesn't get the ball...Now the whole crowd, the Giants sidelines and Coughlin join in: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!...GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!...Cars outside the stadium pulled over: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL..GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!"..So Brady huddles up...Delay of game...Huddles up again..Delay of game...Finally, Brady calls time-out, with the crowd, coaches, players screaming: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!!"...Brady walks to the middle of the field, waves his arms to silent the crowd..You could hear a pin drop..and he cups his mouth and hollers: "CALHOUN DON'T WANT THE BALL!!!..HE DON"T WANT THE BALL!!!!"....

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Bobbi is case deep lol

Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 6...

I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me

Win Ugly.
-Eli Manning for MVP

by wangstu13 on Feb 3, 2012 5:58 AM EST reply actions

fact

You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.

by Simms-McConkey on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions

noted

Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants

by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 3, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions

sterno and beer is not a mixed drink Bobbi

by maraman on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions

lol

The truth. The REAL voice of reason

by tommy d. on Feb 4, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions

Ok Bobbi what is this about?

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Feb 4, 2012 12:43 AM EST reply actions

Hahaha!!!..I just felt like typing up something funny and stupid..

It’s meant to describe the reason nobody on the Patriots will want to have the ball..because our defense will put a hurting on them…Calhoun is a ficticous character who is scared to death at the thought of touching the football…Pretty stupid post, but oh what the hell…haha

"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."

by Bobbiblue on Feb 4, 2012 5:46 AM EST up reply actions