Caption Contest - It's Finally Safe Edition

by nywins46 on Feb 19, 2012 10:55 AM EST

Do you all remember the caption contests that we had fun with earlier in the season? Sure you do...well, I think it's finally safe to resume the series. I gotta come clean with you all and admit that I do believe that the caption contests had something to do with the mid-season skid that the Giants suffered. I wanted to resume the series after each win the team delivered down the stretch but that would have derailed the Super Bowl run and it would have been all YOUR fault! So, I think it's safe to have some fun with the caption contests again.

Here we go...Now, for some reason, I can't tell which type of photo would be best for a caption contest so I have two photos for this one.

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Poll

Which type of photo should we use for the caption contests?

Post-game/handshake type

36 votes

Game play action type

29 votes

65 votes | Poll has closed

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1st one.

Eli: Hey Plax, heard you want to go to the Eagles.
Plaxico: Yeah, man. Those rings would totally impair my trigger finger.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 19, 2012 11:06 AM EST reply actions 9 recs

hahahahahahah

Eli Manning is The Boston Strangler
The 2011 New York Giants = The best 9-7 team of all time
ALL IN!!!!

by JasonPierrePwned on Feb 19, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions

HA!!!

wow…win

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 9:00 AM EST up reply actions

nice,

also, it’s his best chance at a Super Blow

You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.

by Simms-McConkey on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions

Noted

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions

2nd one.

Cromartie: Yo, Vic, I got some mad girl problems.
::Cruz pats him on the head::
Cruz: It’s OK, Cro, I’ll teach you some salsa. Help out the love life.
Cromartie: Bro…that ain’t the problem I got…

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 19, 2012 11:09 AM EST reply actions

first one

Plax: “hey eli, do you think they’d take me back?”

Eli: “ehhhhh, ill see….”

2nd one

Cruz: “MOVE B*TCH, GET OUT THE WAY!”

"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid

"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck

by nyg94 on Feb 19, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions

1st pic: Whose your daddy now?

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by netsareboss on Feb 19, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions

lol

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Feb 19, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions

And my vote is any pic, I don't really care

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by netsareboss on Feb 19, 2012 6:58 PM EST reply actions

2nd pic: ni**a please, don't even try

(sorry if its offensive or not allowed or w/e)

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by netsareboss on Feb 19, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions

Caption for both pics: Stop touching me like that dude, people may start a caption contest if they capture the pic on us.

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Feb 19, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

BOOM

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions

For the second one

“Cruz’s mouthguard tricks Cromartie into thinking one of his sons has run unto the field, forcing him to demonstrate his parenting techniques

"Tom Coughlins hugging Flava Flav, What in the world is happening here!"
-Rich Eisen

by sejo28 on Feb 19, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

2nd one

Cromartie: You got baby mama hips from all that salsa…MUST HAVE.
Cruz: Get the f$$$ offff!

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 19, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

damn...you're killing me, bro

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions

Eli: So how it feel to be on the losing side?

Plax: Yeah, pulled the trigger on that signing to early
Eli: That’s not the only time…

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by netsareboss on Feb 19, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

lol

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Feb 19, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions

2nd pic...

Duck, Duck, Duck…GOOSE!

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 9:03 AM EST reply actions

Plax: Eli take me back! Rex keeps checking out my feet!

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by netsareboss on Feb 20, 2012 10:35 AM EST reply actions

2nd pic

Cromartie:
I got nine problems and they all children

Cruz:
Dude, you got 10 problems and jets lockeroom is one of them, Oh and btw you got an 11th problem that’s me.

Cromartie:
Oh shiet!

by EJAAY on Feb 20, 2012 11:43 AM EST reply actions

nice

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions

Great job Wins

1st
Plax: Eli Eli Eli, look I brought you some Gatorade
Eli: Good for you buddy but I am drinking the tears of Woody Johnson and Jets Nation right now.

2nd
What I wanna say is really dirty and should be posed on Big Porn View

New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny

by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 20, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

HA

I was staring at the first picture for like 5 minutes trying to figure out how to work in the two cups of Gatorade. That’s perfect.

BPV…nice…TAWH

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions

Me too, the best on short notice is....

Hey Plax, throw away this cup of piss I drained out behind the equipment cart would ya? If you do, I’ll put in a good word for ya. Just make sure it goes in the Jets garbage, like the rest of the Jets season.

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That is awesome on every level

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 24, 2012 8:11 AM EST up reply actions

Cromartie: Nice package dude!

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by netsareboss on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM EST reply actions

First photo:
Eli: “Do you moisturize?”
Plax: “Yeah man, found out about this great stuff while Upstate.”

Second photo:
Cromartie: “Hold on, Vic, lemme just adjust your knee pad so it looks better.”

Cruz: “What’d you saaaaaayyyyyyy?”

by BKiddo on Feb 20, 2012 1:06 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions

Ha...it definitely looks like he is fixing his knee pad.

"Everybody talks about a dynasty. OUR dynasty starts today." -Michael Strahan (before Super Bowl 42)

by nywins46 on Feb 20, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions

2nd picture

Rex Ryan: Cro what happened?
Cromartie: All I got was his foot.
Rex: Don’t you know what to do with a foot?
Cromartie: No boss what?
Rex: Dinner my house. We’ll break down the tape.

Will lightning really strike twice?

by Madhops on Feb 20, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs