Official "Things-you-can't-spell-without-Eli" Comedy Thread
by Commander Prime on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 PM EST
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PrintA few months ago, one reporter (clownpants) asked Eli whether he thought he was an elite quarterback. In typical honest fashion, Eli said he believed he was playing on that same elite level as great quarterbacks such as Tom Brady. Now that Peyton's goofy younger brother just beat Boston's Golden Boy in ANOTHER spectacular superbowl, it is safe to say that you most certainly cannot spell "elite" without Eli.
In the spirit of curiosity, I started wondering what else you can't spell without Eli.
Knowing that there was no chance that I would go in a dictionary and take this on seriously and that we have some witty people on this site, I thought it could be fun to get you all involved because well...this is essentially what we do on gamedays anyway, and those threads always end up hilarious.
And for Tebow's sake, after this season someone had to do it...
OK, I'll start things off with some obvious examples:
"Elite"
"Believe"
For the sake of variety, let's say letter order does not matter.
GIF's and Pictures count and would be awesome.
Have at it fellow Giants fans!
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worLd champIon nEw york football giants
You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the Patriots.
Cowboys, Falcons, Packers, 49ers, Patriots know you can't spell
ELIminate without Eli
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 14, 2012 2:03 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Loud applause...and a rec
Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)
It makes me sad that I didn't see this earlier
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Giselle
Blue is the color of melancholy and honesty
Green is the color of inexperience, envy and nausea.
by roguetrader on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
erEctiLe dysfunctIon
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
by nywins46 on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
they make a bluE pILl for that you know
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"
by Larry Soprano on Feb 14, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, that's f*cking perfect!
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
This site has a lot of good ones
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Do you mean SPelLiNG?
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Ok so does it have to be in order?
like bELIve or does Lost ExiLe work too?
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
Oh wait i reread the post
order does not matter. I would rather have order matter but ok
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
You know what you can't spell without Eli?
Elisha Manning
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
JerEmy LIn
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
by Rorschach44 on Feb 14, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
the ExaLted skIp bayless.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 14, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions
bELIchick. cause I can’t speel.
by dekadogan on Feb 14, 2012 8:25 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
dont associate Eli to that man
thats insulting
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
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I understand where you are coming from. I thought about that before posting but I couldn’t spin it in a way to say that Eli owns him, even his name.
by dekadogan on Feb 15, 2012 1:38 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
oh if thats the case
then fine lol.
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
I think it's a good one cause bELIchick can't beat him.
Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)
BELIcheat
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
grEatest of aLl tIme
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"
by Larry Soprano on Feb 14, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
philadELphIa
That must kill them!!
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
vincE LombardI
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck
New words will be created to honor his greatness
Like: Eliawesome, Elixcellent, Eliunstoppable, stuff like that.
Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)
I like "Elixcellent"
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
ELatIon
for winning the super bowl again!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
lovE you Long tIme?
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
by nywins46 on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LEIa Skywalker
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
ELIsha Cuthbert
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I figured out to post a picture!
now how the hell do I make it smaller?
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
by meigs1414 on Feb 15, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Put some clothes on her
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Yeah I need to learn to proofread by posts
How the hell do I make the PICTURE smaller?
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
why would u want to?
I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.
Finally we get to see J Lin!!! Giant LB'zz
This
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 15, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
Elisha Cuthbert
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 16, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
Faith is a refusal to panic
BB1156, Bobbiblue: I respect you two.
by Commander Prime on Feb 15, 2012 6:59 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Well not for this picture, per se
I plan on posting other pictures on other sbnation sites and I was wondering how to make easier to view.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
Some pictures are massive and can be disruptive to the thread's flow...
you know what? F that! This picture is fine the way it is.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
We took care of the teams one at a time.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
I forget
there’s a way though
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''
Like something to do with
“fixed width = 300” or something like that.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
ELIxer
Tommy Boy twice in 4 years you still can't score more than 17 points. I guess when you dont have an illegal DVD of our defense it makes it much harder now don't it?
by NYG86-90-07-11 on Feb 15, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
bIg bLue viEw
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM EST reply actions
Words
Angelic
Beelining
Belittle
Candlelight
Cartwheeling
Celibate
Deli
delightful
delivered
duelist
nonbeliever
pummeling
reliable
unfeeling
unbelievable
zombielike
Confession, I googled it. But Those were the ones I liked the best, bold being my personal favorites.
Lord of thE fourth perIod
Eli Manning is The Boston Strangler
The 2011 New York Giants = The best 9-7 team of all time
ALL IN!!!!
by JasonPierrePwned on Feb 16, 2012 10:44 AM EST reply actions
also
Lord of thE rIngs
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
by jcalafiore on Feb 16, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
haha
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
awesome!
Eli Manning is The Boston Strangler
The 2011 New York Giants = The best 9-7 team of all time
ALL IN!!!!
by JasonPierrePwned on Feb 18, 2012 7:11 AM EST up reply actions
That gets a rec
Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)
since it is a hot topic
JerEmy LIn
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 16, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions
damn it
I feel like a fool now. Maybe I saw it and forgot about it then remembered it. O well
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 16, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
fIrE feweLl
lol…
i’m gonna change the sig guy….eventually.
Giants are 6-0 since the change…just sayin’
Fire Fewell
pIEre-pauL
theyre interconnected!!!
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
ELIminate
such as all opponents in the way of a SB quest.
othEr sIde of the piLlow
Eli Manning is The Boston Strangler
The 2011 New York Giants = The best 9-7 team of all time
ALL IN!!!!
by JasonPierrePwned on Feb 18, 2012 7:12 AM EST reply actions
OK, this is completely random but I think you all will appreciate this:
My friend and I were talking about summer internships and I said I’d want to do something with the Giants, maybe just work at the stadium or whatever, just something to get involved.
Now he has no idea what BBV is or that I’m sitting next to him writing this, but he said,
“You know, since you’re an aerospace engineer, maybe they’ll get you to fly the blimp!”
Faith is a refusal to panic
BB1156, Bobbiblue: I respect you two.
by Commander Prime on Feb 18, 2012 6:58 PM EST via Android app reply actions
HA!!!
If he only knew how funny that is….
Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)
Yeah no doubt
But those blimp rides these days are of the pleasure kind. Ain’t nobody getting tossed off anytime soon that’s for damn sure!
Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)
hahahaha
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
i do not see how you can spell hahahaha with Eli
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
best one yet
Eli Manning is The Boston Strangler
The 2011 New York Giants = The best 9-7 team of all time
ALL IN!!!!
by JasonPierrePwned on Feb 19, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Did you see that the letters are in order to spell the name correctly? lol
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
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