Jeremy Shockey Back To The Giants? Forget That Idea
We are going to spend much of the New York Giants offseason we have now entered talking about tight ends. In fact, we have already started. Which tight ends might be of interest in the 2012 NFL Draft? Which free agent tight ends might be able to help the Giants overcome the injuries that will likely cost Jake Ballard and Travis Beckum at least part of the 2012 season?
Let's talk about one name right now and get it over with. Let's talk about former New York Giant tight end Jeremy Shockey.
In case you did not know, Shockey can be a free agent this offseason after spending 2011 with the Carolina Panthers. I have already read speculation from bloggers for both teams about a potential return to New York for Shockey.
Let's get this straight right now. From where I sit, I see a ZERO percent chance of that happening. There still might be fans who pine for the crazed, Pro Bowl caliber player of his younger years, but I can't see the organization going anywhere near him. Shockey burned that bridge -- no, he took a flamethrower to it -- all by himself. Seems to me the only person the Giants would like to deal with less is Tiki Barber. And we know the Giants treat the former running back like somewhat of a leper -- to be avoided no matter what.
Shockey is not the player he was when the Giants made him a first-round pick in 2002. He will be 32 next season, has been injured countless times and has slowed considerably. He can still be productive, however. In 2011 he caught 37 passes in 15 games for the Panthers, averaging 12.3 yards per catch and scoring four touchdowns.
When it comes to Shockey and the Giants, though, who cares? At least one former teammate said Shockey's constant histrionics and pestering of Eli Manning retarded the quarterback's development. Remember his criticisms of Tom Coughlin? His attitude when the Giants went on to win the Super Bowl in 2008 without him? His apparent shouting match with general manager Jerry Reese?
Shockey was always all about Shockey. He was never "all in" with anything the Giants did. He was only all-in with his hard-partying lifestyle and with putting up big pass-catching numbers. The Panthers seem to like the edge Shockey still plays with and would like to re-sign him.
Let them have him. Shockey closed the door on his Giants' career long ago. There is no need to re-open it now.
Bonus movie clip. Since I mentioned flamethrowers and all.
Scent of a Woman Speech (via afmullane)
292 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Thanks but no thanks for that burnt down bridge to nowhere!
The football team in my school, they were tough! After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.
by Handsome Stranger on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM EST reply actions

I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
sucks to be that guy.
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
I think that was taken outside Welker's house
Giselle Bitchen was the gunner.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
by UnknownJintsFan on Feb 13, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Doh!
I did not expect it to go in that direction :P
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
she is screaming “SEE THIS IS HOW YOU CATCH A BALL THAT HITS YOU IN THE HANDS!!!”
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
Sorry, I have dated a lot of models...
Currently engaged to one.. They are all crazy. The “glamour” models, even more-so.
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
We need to start paling around :P
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
oh where is that picture
Found it!!!

Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
ha
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
That woman was murdered a few years ago...
no lie
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Her boyfriend was on "Big Brother" I think...
He killed her then killed himself.
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
I guess those boobs are gone by now then...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I'm guessing the silicon is probably holding up well
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
I looked for it online did not find anything about her being murdered.
"They got a big-mouthed coach, a big mouth and a big-bellied coach that talks too much and now it's finally time to shut up- Brandon Jacobs
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
her boyfriend was on "Megan Wants a Millionaire"
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
What the hell is wrong with guys now a day? Why would you harm something so pretty. Could have just let her go on her way. I mean i never understand why people do that kind of thing.
"They got a big-mouthed coach, a big mouth and a big-bellied coach that talks too much and now it's finally time to shut up- Brandon Jacobs
What I don't understand or maybe cannot stand
I why Brady doesn’t convince her apologize or stand up and vehemently defend his teammate.
Even my wife commented about it.
Brady is pussy whipped. Shameful.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
by UnknownJintsFan on Feb 13, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
to his defense
I’d be pussy whipped by Gisele Bundchen too
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Someone called her a horse face
I was like What?! Then I saw a picture of her without makeup
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your my Boy Blue!!!!!
he has too
its the nature of those relationships..
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
Kind of a dumb statement
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only BLUE WALLS.
The 2012 Mets: Fortune cookie says come back in 2015
Not so dumb
Brady has to save face for himself and the team. Vigorously.
Yes, Welk should have caught that one but he was more than instrumental in reaching SB. Brady made mistakes himself in the game. So did other players. This was just more visible.
I would first try to get her to retract her statement and apologize. Failing that (which I think it would), I would say “You may not like this but I’m going to have to do it. It is the right thing to do, it is for a great player who made a mistake and it is for my team.”
He may have to handle the war at home but that is part of life. And part of being a real leader. Make the hard choices. Do it.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
by UnknownJintsFan on Feb 14, 2012 8:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, instead of Brandon Jacobs saying sorry it should be Mrs Brady who should apologize to football players
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
You know that he defended Welker in the post game?
And what’s he going to say about Giselle? It’s not like she was at a press conference. As the public we have to consider what our lives would be like if they videotaped us in our private moments.
Eli is our King!
That's a win...for sure
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
@&$: that guy
Never get the big dog off the porch
What is this?
MW3 version of Brady’s hopes at a beating the Giants in the SuperBowl?
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
nice
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Did somebody mention this, Ed? Whoever did, they need to chill.
This is the same dbag that didn’t show up for the ring ceremony in 2007. In the words of Mike Singletary, " I want winners!"
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM EST reply actions
I saw it written
In two blogs … one giants blog that shall remain nameless, and ‘Cat Scratch Reader’ also brought up the possibility.
by Ed Valentine on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ah. Well we might as well bring back Tiki after we get rid of Jacobs, and since HAM is gone, might as well bring back Plax.
2012: Year of the Cancer.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
who the hell names a Football blog "cat scratch" sounds like a strip club
by oldschoolblue64 on Feb 13, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Cat Scratch Lounge
The birthplace of “makin’ it rain”
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Shockey did want to be on the Giants sidelines to support and cheer his teammates but JR said not. Maybe that made Shockey to miss the ring ceremony.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Yeah...
Didn’t they decline to fly him out to SB42, and he bought his own ticket? And I thought he wasn’t invited to the parade.
Maybe I got my facts wrong. It still wouldn’t be a good idea to bring him back, though.
- Mumble
"At the end of the day..." - Antrel Rolle
Yes he had to make his own flight arrangements. Am sure that they did provide him with the game tickets. Then he was not allowed to attend the parade. After that why should he stay.
JR let his ego get in the way becuase they are a shouting match. It should have forgotten at the Superbowl.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Im sure there is a mutual unwillingness between both parties to revisit that relationship.
COBY FLEENER IN ROUND1…………………Thats the way to go.
If not im just fine with resigning Bear and going with some late round TE’s.
Peyton May Have The Wins!!
But Eli Will Have The Rings!!!
Skydiving?Forgot your parachute? TUCK AND ROLLE! On fire? TUCK AND ROLLE Got shot? TUCK AND ROLLE Lost your car keys? TUCK AND ROLLE Failed that history test? TUCK AND ROLLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuCwrZrNQM&feature=related
Team Dwayne Allen reporting in.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing wrong with Allen but for my $ and 1st round pick i go with Fleener!
Totally fine if we go Allen though.
Peyton May Have The Wins!!
But Eli Will Have The Rings!!!
Skydiving?Forgot your parachute? TUCK AND ROLLE! On fire? TUCK AND ROLLE Got shot? TUCK AND ROLLE Lost your car keys? TUCK AND ROLLE Failed that history test? TUCK AND ROLLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuCwrZrNQM&feature=related
Fleener reminds me of Beckum. Won't mind him if we take him though.
He has to promise to get better at blocking though.
Allen is a better blocking Brandon Pettigrew. I’m in love with that dude’s skillset.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think I am with you on this
Based off of YouTube alone… I would pick Allen over Fleener. Fleener looks like glorified seem runner. Everytime you see him catch, he almost always has a step on his defender. like defenses play zone against him.
With Allen, I see him making jump balls and coming down with it, I see him dominating space.
Of course the offenses being different and different QBs factor majorly into this, but just what I have seen, I have to go with Allen.
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
This. He has insane body control for a TE
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fleener has the hands of a Beckum and speed but he is a very good blocker.
And yes after some coaching he will be even better.
Allen is a beast.
Peyton May Have The Wins!!
But Eli Will Have The Rings!!!
Skydiving?Forgot your parachute? TUCK AND ROLLE! On fire? TUCK AND ROLLE Got shot? TUCK AND ROLLE Lost your car keys? TUCK AND ROLLE Failed that history test? TUCK AND ROLLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuCwrZrNQM&feature=related
That's true, its a little unfair for me to say he is Beckum....I just hope that Gilbride doesn't give up on him
if we do draft him. I don’t think Beckum got his fair shot because of his lack of blocking ability.
Based on Allen’s tape, he has a better chance of impressing the coaches lol
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Well Allen is a great blocker
and thats what a NYG TE has to do first and foremost but Fleener is no slouch, he is actually a very very good blocker but when you compare him to Allen he loses.
Still takes nothing away from Fleener who is a beast as well, either one is fine but i do think Allen has a slight edge as of right now like you said BBI
Peyton May Have The Wins!!
But Eli Will Have The Rings!!!
Skydiving?Forgot your parachute? TUCK AND ROLLE! On fire? TUCK AND ROLLE Got shot? TUCK AND ROLLE Lost your car keys? TUCK AND ROLLE Failed that history test? TUCK AND ROLLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuCwrZrNQM&feature=related
Agreed on all counts, brother. I wouldn't mind either.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
fleener! i really like him!, if we could steal him in the second or third
The 2011-2012 New York Giants are World Champions!
all this praise
but you guys keep spelling my name wrong.
You down wit JPP?
I got 99 problems but a Vick ain't one!
by Flynner on Feb 13, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
LOL
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
ha
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
lol
Peyton May Have The Wins!!
But Eli Will Have The Rings!!!
Skydiving?Forgot your parachute? TUCK AND ROLLE! On fire? TUCK AND ROLLE Got shot? TUCK AND ROLLE Lost your car keys? TUCK AND ROLLE Failed that history test? TUCK AND ROLLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuCwrZrNQM&feature=related
"Fleener"????...hahahaha!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
lol...Funny
The football team in my school, they were tough! After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.
by Handsome Stranger on Feb 13, 2012 5:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No
That is all
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 PM EST reply actions
well said
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
yes Shockey is getting old and slow too. We need younger faster guys who can block too.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Tiki Barber
I’ll never get over how much Tiki (my favorite Giant of all time) ruined a fruitful relationship with the Giants organization. Shockey always rubbed me the wrong way, and I was not unhappy to see him go. Tiki, on the other hand, was a longtime favorite, as a Wahoo and as a Giants, and his travails post-retirement only bring me sadness.
I still respect Tiki
Even if he’s said or done a few bad things
My one and only fanshot
was making the case for Tiki to be a potential HoF running back. Too bad it was deleted when SBnation made their switch to the new layout. Surprisingly, the numbers were there to support the case, when put alongside Marshal Faulk and Eric Dickerson.
i think i rememebr seeing that post. Tiki should be considered for HOF
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
I still let my kid wear his Tiki jersey but...
… I took away his Shockey jersey when he left.
Blue is the color of melancholy and honesty
Green is the color of inexperience, envy and nausea.
If you still have it ...
… you could just replace #80 Shockey’s name with Cruz, and you’d be all good.
"The Giants goal is to win more championships than the Jets have curtains." - Raptor22
Because you cant spell Cruz with Shockey
oh, wait…never mind
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Only idea worse then this is
those who say the Giants should sign TO or Moss to be the number 3 WR
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 PM EST reply actions
no there is one worse
Bring Tiki back.
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
Do you want Plax andSS12 in the package too? lol
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Absolute shame.
Had that boy had his head on straight he could have had one hell of a career in New York. (not to mention a couple rings).
I really can’t think of a player, that disappointed me more. It’s bad enough when a much hyped draft pick, doesn’t pan out with NFL talent… but when they have it and throw it away because they just can’t grow up.
I was such a Shockey fan back in the early days but I would be appalled if the Giants even bothered to speak to him about a deal.
Should have been
a HOFamer, sadly won’t be!
Ricky Williams retired....Cue up Bob Marley,
"Excuse me while I light my spliff"...
by Great Gatsby on Feb 13, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
It really is who could forget the first preseason game
The guy caught the ball and just started wrecking guys in his path. I loved his intensity on a team back than that lacked it. I used laugh when he got mad on the field It was very fun to watch. But the injuries and the poor selfish attitude was his demise. But I still say if he doesnt get hurt in 07 and participates in the Super Bowl Run he is still a Giant.
Tommy Boy twice in 4 years you still can't score more than 17 points. I guess when you dont have an illegal DVD of our defense it makes it much harder now don't it?
by NYG86-90-07-11 on Feb 13, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Shockey does have two superbowl championships on his resume.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Fuggetaboutit!
That is all folks!
Ricky Williams retired....Cue up Bob Marley,
"Excuse me while I light my spliff"...
No!! No!!! No!!!! and No!!!!
Why is Tom Quinn still here? I loves me some Coach Clawfin. NY Football Giants 2012 Super FN Bowl Champions!!!!!!
Its not even upto Reese.
Only Eli could decide if shockey can come back and I already heard his answer.
No to Fleener and Allen
Let’s sign Fred Davis in free agency. Then pick a 4th and 5th round TE for depth. Say goodbye to Beckum.
Fred dDavis has the Franchise Tag on him.
Why is Tom Quinn still here? I loves me some Coach Clawfin. NY Football Giants 2012 Super FN Bowl Champions!!!!!!
You beat me to it, good sir
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
He'll be franchised.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Can Allen start right away?
Ricky Williams retired....Cue up Bob Marley,
"Excuse me while I light my spliff"...
by Great Gatsby on Feb 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
But remember, we have TC as the coach. He's a good enough blocker to make it happen though
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Don't want anybody who reminds of...
Beckum, one of those was enough for my taste. As I may have mentioned, when
I watched Clemson, saw all those freshmen receivers, didn’t focus on Allen.
Ricky Williams retired....Cue up Bob Marley,
"Excuse me while I light my spliff"...
by Great Gatsby on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Fleener is more like Beckum than Allen is.
You may not have focused on him because he was blocking. This past year he was used as part of the receiving corps and did a great job. The reason he’s so highly touted is the balance. Combine the blocking skills of a good blocking TE with the receiving skills of a Jermaine Gresham or Brandon Pettigrew.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Then I don't want Fleener!
Ricky Williams retired....Cue up Bob Marley,
"Excuse me while I light my spliff"...
by Great Gatsby on Feb 13, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
You mean now ...or in April?
Blue is the color of melancholy and honesty
Green is the color of inexperience, envy and nausea.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeea no
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com
by Cory Braiterman on Feb 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions
Its really sad
Whats the lasting image we as Giant fans will have of Shockey…
His huge rookie year including that great game against the Colts that helped them get to the playoffs in 2002?
His run after the catch in the playoffs, with no helmet, against the Eagles in Jan 2007?
Nope, its sadly this….
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 3:01 PM EST reply actions
This

New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, that's what I always think of
What a tool!!!
The Possimpible - Where the possible and impossible meet - Barney Stinson
Big Blue View - Supporting the Catalina Wine Mixer since 2011
we already have a #80
that is way better than Shockey is.
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
What bad play was this from?
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
In SEA 2005, tie game
Feely lining up for the game winner with no time left. Shockey went in front of the FOX cameras and started celebrating. Feely missed it then missed two more in OT.
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
why....
why… would… you… ever… ever… ever… bring.. that.. game… up…. ever?
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
I know, it still hurts me as well
I was just answering Fester’s question
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh, I most have blocked it out of my memory.
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough beer in the world to block it out of mine
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
EverClear works better.
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
That stuff makes me break the law...
felony style
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
I remember loosing my thirst for beer
during that game…
There are games where you want to drink, there are games that make you drink, and then there are games like Seattle 2005
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
I remember talking to my buddy like a week after that game
he was mad that we did not all watch it together. He thought it would of been so fun being with each other watching it.
I responded with “Dude, thank god we were not in the same room watching that, I would of punched you in the face, thats how mad I was”
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
You can still punch him in the face...
I’m not saying you should. I’m just saying….
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
too late
I already did
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Hahaha!!!..Ooooops!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Seattle scares me ever damn time we play them.
"They got a big-mouthed coach, a big mouth and a big-bellied coach that talks too much and now it's finally time to shut up- Brandon Jacobs
i get the same feeling but not as bad as we play the Saints.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
That's for sure...Ha!...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
It sucked at the time, but 2 rings later
and I have to admit, this .gif is freaking hilarious.
I like sports again. Thank you Tom & Eli. The Wilpons can still go suck it.
i remember being so psyched after his rookie year
too bad his career took a turn for the worse…could have helped if he had a better attitude for the team.
His career took a turn for the worse??? Dude has two freaking sb rings and some cash. I dont understand whats worse?
by overloadblitz on Feb 13, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
We all know Shockey wasn’t a major factor in the Saints SB. As for cash, if Shockey became the player we thought he would he would have made at least twice as much money in his career.
by NotThatChrisRusso on Feb 13, 2012 4:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Walking to the sidelines after a bad play
“I don’t care… do you understand? I just don’t care…”J. Shockey
NO THANKS!
I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.
Finally we get to see J Lin!!! Giant LB'zz
Take steps forward, not backwards
Shockey is in our past and we need to leave him there.
It's still GIANTS Stadium
You down wit JPP---yeah you know me
So Tiki and Plax are out of question then?
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
No way do we need this cancer back on the team
Respect all fear none.
by Late for Dinner on Feb 13, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions
Agree but he may be well beahved this time around. Answer still is no we dont want him back.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Agree but he may be well beahved this time around. Answer still is no we dont want him back.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
such a waste of talent... just like randy moss
If he had a good attitude like Fitzgerald or someone else then he could have had many more good seasons with us. I’ll always remember being thrilled when they drafted him because he was a beast in college but then on his first day he got into a fight at training camp lmao
Eli Manning is The Boston Strangler
The 2011 New York Giants = The best 9-7 team of all time
ALL IN!!!!
by JasonPierrePwned on Feb 13, 2012 3:30 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
I'd take him back
If he ate more than just a piece of humble pie (I’m talking about cutting out one piece and giving him the rest). There’s a good chance that he’s mellowed out, grown up a little bit. And there’s nobody in that huddle that he could disrespect.
If we could get him at a bargain, I don’t think he’d be a bad fit at all. Just sign him to a deal that suits the risk, so that you don’t have to think twice about cutting him if needed.
Not saying it because I think the playmaking Shockey of old would return, but because a solid veteran could really help at the TE position given the injuries. Might also help in the development of Ballard.
I agree
he cant say boo to Eli or any of the guys on Offense all recent Champs. The Vet leadership at TE could be an asset. Boss always said how he helped him alot.
Tommy Boy twice in 4 years you still can't score more than 17 points. I guess when you dont have an illegal DVD of our defense it makes it much harder now don't it?
by NYG86-90-07-11 on Feb 13, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
You're making the assumption Shockey is now a team player
I have not seen/heard anything from NO or Carolina that would indicate he has changed his ways. Do you think he really cares if Ballard develops? While here, he just cared about how many times Eli targeted him and how many times he made it on ESPN.
Husker/Giants/Mets fan living behind enemy lines.
CC I never assume on anything I know nothing about
Just stating the facts when he was here.
Tommy Boy twice in 4 years you still can't score more than 17 points. I guess when you dont have an illegal DVD of our defense it makes it much harder now don't it?
by NYG86-90-07-11 on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Making the assumption
That any human being can change. Again, only at the right price, which would be of huge benefit if Shockey turned into a team player, and minimal loss if the Giants had to cut him.
It would be a “cut at first sign of tears” approach.
by Max Schwager on Feb 13, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
People can change...
.. just look at the reputation rehab the Giants did with Kerry Collins.
Heck, the guy was labelled a racist drunk, and turned it around with NY to get a chance to play for three more teams (well, one was only a couple games in place of the “other” Manning, but still…)
"The Giants goal is to win more championships than the Jets have curtains." - Raptor22
You have watched Rock IV too much..LOL!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Agree
At right price and if he has matured Be a good addition.
by GiantFaninColorado on Feb 13, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
And if my ass had dimples, it would smile
Sorry but as good as Shockey was early on, he has deteriorated skillwise and overwhelmingly more important, he will NEVER change.
He is mentally unstable and totally narcissistic. We have an SB winning team. We are not desperate. Why in the world would we poison ourselves??
I would not want him on the team for free. He is terminally malignant with self centered thinking, irrationality and anger.
Damaged goods. Let’s move on please.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
by UnknownJintsFan on Feb 13, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
that first line is gold.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Shockey is in the top 100 former Giants I would not want back
List is easy: Tiki occupies #s 1-97, #98 Shockey, #99 Plax, #100 Tiki.
Husker/Giants/Mets fan living behind enemy lines.
by CCE718 on Feb 13, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
LOL
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
lol
REC this
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
My favorites
Shockey has a large tattoo on his right biceps that incorporates American symbols such as the stars and stripes of the United States flag and a bald eagle.7 Describing the tattoo, Shockey stated “It speaks for itself. I’m proud to live in this country, to have the right to express anything you want…. I’m very American.” The tattoo took 21 hours over three days to complete.[
Jeremy Shockey had a reason for his obnoxious (un-penalized) taunting after his touchdown reception on Sunday. Apparently, the Carolina tight end thought the host Texans didn’t show proper respect toward America in the pregame festivities. Shockey told reporters that he was upset some of the Texans did not place their hands on their hearts during the National Anthem before the Panthers’ 28-13 victory at Reliant Stadium. Shockey scored on a 9-yard touchdown pass from Cam Newton in the second quarter. He broke tackles by DeMeco Ryans and Jason Allen to reach the end zone, then got in their faces and taunted them
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel – Samuel Johnson
Blue is the color of melancholy and honesty
Green is the color of inexperience, envy and nausea.
by roguetrader on Feb 13, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Maybe the Patriots will sign him.
Gronkowski had surgery on that ankle, after all.
by Max Schwager on Feb 13, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
rec for Samuel
I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.
Finally we get to see J Lin!!! Giant LB'zz
I'm in the minority here, but I'll take a productive asshole over a "team" player who sucks
Shockey would be relatively cheap, and unlike in 2007, he’d have no choice but to respect Eli.
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only BLUE WALLS.
The 2012 Mets: Fortune cookie says come back in 2015
I'd rather have a productive team player. Hehehe
But I doubt Shockey returns. He’ll have his suitors, and he burned bridges here.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
that is what the Eagles Front Office does as well
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
IMHO, team players rarely suck, they might be average, but because they give their all
makes them play at least decent
When I see productive asshole
I think diarrhea, which inevitably leads me to think of Germ Shockey
Eli is our King!
by trueblue63 on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Alshon Jeffery, WR SC
MockingTheDraft reporting that he’s 249lbs and running a 4.88 40 yard dash. YIKES
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions
Apparently he's done a lot of training to get DOWN to 249. wtf
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
nvm, that was a month ago. Stupid rumors
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
holy tebow.
Regardless of what happens, No playoffs, playoffs, no superblow, superblow.... The 2011/2012 is one of my favorite Giants Teams of all time.
I have to like him for the love of his country
I cant seem to write Patri, Patri, alright we beat them again..I will write Patriotism.
Tommy Boy twice in 4 years you still can't score more than 17 points. I guess when you dont have an illegal DVD of our defense it makes it much harder now don't it?
As to all former Giants
Thank you for your service and continued good luck in your future endeavors. If there are future openings in the Giant Organization feel free to apply.
I am preparing the blimp
On it goes Shockey, along with Plax and Tiki. Nut cases we do not need.
I am not concerned as I cannot in any deluded, drugged or drunk stupor think that anyone on the Giants would consider bringing such a destructive, out of control mad man to the team.
Steve Smith might have to join them as alternates although right now I am reserving judgement.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
by UnknownJintsFan on Feb 13, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions

I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
This is too nice a Blimp....We need a steamy Fart Blimp to put them on...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
About as shabby as I could find


I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
This will work!!..Hahaha!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
No Shockey on Eli's team.
They need to surround Eli with guys that will follow his leadership. This is Eli’s team now and no player should be added that won’t do whatever Eli asks out of them.
by NotThatChrisRusso on Feb 13, 2012 3:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Eli did not endorse Plax coming back
the organization listened and did not pursue him with any passion. The same would be true for the Shockmeister
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
I would rather have no TE line up Shockey
This Giants organization did a wonderful job of getting rid of cancers in the locker room that did not believe in Eli. Now he has 2 rings because of it.enough said.
by hit_hard on Feb 13, 2012 4:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I like the idea of going to FA for the TE position
Especially with this coaching staff… what is the likelyhood of a rookie coming out of the draft and doing anything next year? Thats not to say they shouldn’t draft a TE if a good one is around, but they have an immediate need at the position.
That said, this particular FA TE, I don’t think so. I know he had kind of a cult following because of his obvious raw talent, but to me he never really lived up to his hype. He was a good player for a few years, but never great, and there was so much dopeyness to go along with it. Plenty of dropped passes to go along with the constant threat of doing something good and then setting everybody back 15 yards by doing something stupid. IMO, no thanks.
I’d almost rather say that if they have to, get a pure blocking TE from somewhere and use Hynoski out of the backfield as the change-up receiving option.
Yes thats the other thing TC is reluctant to use rookies right away and even as starters
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Fred Davis?
Anyone think they will take a look at Davis(from Washington) I know he had and or has some off-field issues but there is no question the guy has talent. And at 6’4’’ and nearly 260 he seems to move well….not quite sure of his blocking ability.
he's going to be franchise tagged by Washington.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh well...
there goes that idea!…..Can’t say I blame them talented, young,and relatively cheep…that’s a sore di*k deal….you just can’t beat it!
yeah. I hear Green Bay is going to do the same with Jermichael Finley. Franchise tag for a TE is $5 mill so not that expensive
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Have the G-men franchised anyone recently?
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Tom Quinn
$1
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
TQ, DD and KMac Must Go!
TC, PF, KG, will stay but should go for the long term good.
It is equally worthless when people are always optimistic or always pessimistic. Either way I take their opinion with a pound of salt because I know they only have one setting. I post my own thoughts, not what either side wants to read.
by UnknownJintsFan on Feb 13, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
That's an offensively large amount of money for TQ
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
no, we don't use the franchise tag. Too much moneyzz
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Have they ever franchise tagged anyone?
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
don't know, but I doubt it.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt it now, too
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Didn't we tag Jacobs after 2008?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only BLUE WALLS.
The 2012 Mets: Fortune cookie says come back in 2015
Yes Jacobs was Tagged and was only the 2nd tag used by us ever. The first tag was a while back on Jumbo Elliot.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
Shockey's photo above looks like my drunk Uncle
damn he has not aged well.
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions
That latest photo of him was ROUGH.
Meth anyone?
more please
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!

I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
went from the kid of home alone....to someone I would not leave a kid home alone with
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not going anywhere near that one....
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
The kid or Culkin?
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
You're baiting into making jokes about a certain university in a certain state!
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Hahaha!!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I would have taken a photo if I wasn't all "derpy" but...
All the “Super Bowl Champion, New York Giants” special edition magazines are on display at the corner store. There were like 10 of them. Seeing them made me think “I can’t believe this is happening” for like the thousandth time.
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
No Shockey please...He's an arrogant bum....and useless also...
That ‘joint’ burned out…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
that joint was never lit...
I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee fan.
by NJsandman on Feb 13, 2012 5:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm thinking they need him back because Eli needs to have players around him...
to make him a better QB.
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
They found shocky below in his true form:

I hope no one picks that jerk up again EVER.
"They got a big-mouthed coach, a big mouth and a big-bellied coach that talks too much and now it's finally time to shut up- Brandon Jacobs
the only Jeremy I want in new york
is Jeremy Lin
I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee fan.
by NJsandman on Feb 13, 2012 5:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Amani Toomer has revealed all that I need to know about Shockey
Toomer spilled it all about how much of a cancer Skockey was in the locker room and on the football field. About jow he use to bully Eli into throwing him the ball. How he often expressed how he didn’t give a crap about the team’s performance; only his. Leave his ass in the gutter or where ever he winds up. Just don’t bring him back here.
If you want to argue that Manning is a) not a great quarterback or b) not the best quarterback in franchise history your credibility is automatically shot.
by LoNJDTechnology on Feb 13, 2012 5:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions
All of this
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
I didn't know that. wow.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
yeap
Amani said it a few times during his radio appearances during the SB run this year
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Although Im sure Eli wont be taking any of his bullsh*t this time around
Ill pass and so will JR. He can find or Draft a guy to do more and say less than shockey
"Tom Coughlins hugging Flava Flav, What in the world is happening here!"
-Rich Eisen
This is a post I wrote on the alt.sports.football.pro.ny-giants usenet group
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.ny-giants
From: “Brian K. O’Neill” <a2ys3s…@sneakemail.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:08:35 -0400
Local: Mon, Jul 21 2008 10:08 pm
Subject: Jeremy, you’re dead to me
I was a huge Jeremy Shockey fan. I was at the Hall Of Fame game, his first
as a pro. After he ran over a poor Texan defender, I called my lifelong
Giant fan father who was watching on TV and we both were drooling over the
guy.
When Jeremy got stupid penalties for excessive celebrations and
unsportsmanlike conduct, I wrote it off as his emotions that fired the team
up. When he eschewed the Giants in favor of Miami in the offseason, I wrote
it off as a guy who was just more comfortable with the rest of the Miami
players. When he dropped passes, I’d say ’you’ll make a circus catch to
make up for it when we really need it.’ When he got injured all the time, I
said it was because he was such a warrior.
But you know what? As much as he claimed to only want to win, what aside
from demanding the ball did he do to show this desire?
He was constantly showing up his quarterback. When told that blocking would
help the team win, he pouted and complained about not being used properly.
And when he was injured and his teammates went on the winning streak to end
all winning streaks, he pouted about it before finally deciding that he felt
too uncomfortable to even play for the team.
Fuck you, Jeremy Shockey. A ton of talent but no heart, not really. Being
selfish is not heart and that’s all you were, a selfish jerk who would
rather catch 100 passes on a .500 team than win a Super Bowl and catch half
that many.
You didn’t want to be a Giant anymore? Fine. Take your ass somewhere else.
They’ll find out about you soon enough.
I was extremely happy with the Super Bowl run we had last year. I am even
happier this second, though, because it is obvious to me Shockey did not
deserve to win that ring so he didn’t. The team did. The team remains, the
cancer is gone.
People compared Shockey to Mark Bavaro but Shockey wasn’t fit to carry
Bavaro’s jock. Bavaro was humble, valued being a complete tight end and not
just a glorified receiver, didn’t care about personal stats and gave his
heart and soul for the team. He made the Giants better in ways Shockey
would never even be able to comprehend, let alone achieve.
I was happy to see Jeremy Shockey in a Giants uniform. Now, I am even
happier to see that he is not.
I know it was you Jeremy. You broke my heart. You broke my heart…
Excellent post!!..I love it...
Shockey..I was never fond of him really..a real nutcase..and the game where he hit that kid in the face with a cup of ice, throwing it over his shoulder..that did it for me…I knew Eli would never be what he is today with that moron and his twin Tiki in the huddle..Losing those two self-centered selfish fools has netted two Super Bowl Championships…Enough said.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Remember...
when Tiki was a fan favorite, all-around nice guy, and for a while, the only productive member of a series of middling Giants teams?
I still wear my Barber jersey for every game.
by enjoymoreradio on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 AM EST up reply actions
Damn. Wow, Usenet.
This PBS show I used to watch (American’s Defense Monitor) advertised their usenet AND web pages….
I remember when the Yahoo background was gray.
…the wild west days of the Internet!
by Zhou Kou Dian on Feb 13, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Forget that idea?
I can think of a different “F” word to use there instead of “Forget”.
So can I, but then I'd have to ban you.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
haha it was a joke cause bri is the mod
I’d call it a citizen’s ban.
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
OHHH
i feel dumb for not knowing that…
Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute
Hahahahaha!!!..Imagine Bri getting banned?!?!..That would be funnier than hell!!!!
Ed : “You must ban yourself, Bri”…hahahaha
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I'm all for Shockey coming back
Him and Eli have good chemistry
nice use of teh sarcasm font, sir
"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle
by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
noted
New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
sept 30, 2007
Was at the game where mcnabb was sacked 12 times, 6 by osi. That was also the day I lost all respect for shockey. Cameras never captured what a pain in the ass he was. Offense would huddle up & who was too cool to join the team, hanging out on the outskirts of the huddle, looking in the stands, sidelines, wherever. Yep, shockey. Who, during TV timeouts, would yet again not be with the team on the field, but with helmet off, yelling at the giants sidelines, prob at gilbride BC he wasn’t getting the ball. He only had 1 catch that day, and I believe 2 drops. It was all about him and u could tell his time in NY was all but over.
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
-Abraham Lincoln
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski'. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
-Jeffery Lebowski, The Dude
by sweatyguido on Feb 13, 2012 7:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Does not look like the Road to the Super Bowl will include Playoff Games...
Boooo….

Due out March 6th. It is on Blue Ray
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 7:44 PM EST reply actions
this is just the NFL Films
look back at the 2011 season, playoffs and super bowl. Like this one from 2007.

Hopefully they make a set like this with the full games.

New York Giants 2011 Super Bowl Champions = FACT
The NFL will now FEAR THE LOWERCASE ny
by The Always Well Dressed... on Feb 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Who will be the voice of the NFL Films movie
Can I pick Alyssa Milano or Ed Burns……. Ed would be cool …but a chick would be super hot.
Please add swimsuit action as an extra on the DVD… Thank you!
Please get Phil Simms in the Hall of Fame
Something like this?

I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I love Alyssa Milano...
Call me!!!
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
I love that set...
Strahan’s commentary is awesome. When they pick someone to narrate I would like them to take a serious look at Petrus.
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
They better
I already have the gifts planned for my two brothers and my father for Christmas for a set like 42.
You don't reward stupid
He could’ve stayed in NY and been a possible HoF TE and he decided to leave for …..I’m still not sure.
I saw him play in Carolina and he caught two passes by pushing down the defender….penalty each time.
He and Plaxico go down in the ‘stupidest players ever’ ….who leaves a Manning?
I’m with you Ed.
Please get Phil Simms in the Hall of Fame
technically, he was traded
and showed us up in 2008 with a big 0 TD season as a part of the most pass happy offense in the NFL
From NFL.com
I got a GIF for that!
Giants by 17 over GB, take it to the bank!
Giants by 10 over SF, take it to the bank! Well, OK, by 3, but we are Super Bowl bound!!!!!!!
Giants will score 30 (correction 21 (damn FG's/failed 2 pt conversion)) or more points, NE 20 or less. Guess who wins? Take it to the bank!
by Fester McDougal on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions
the man helps us win
period. If he can be had for a low price… do it.
You down wit JPP?
I got 99 problems but a Vick ain't one!
He's been terrible 2 of the last 3 years and he's like 30
It’s time to move on
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only BLUE WALLS.
The 2012 Mets: Fortune cookie says come back in 2015
the only true part of that
is that he’s gonna be 30
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
I just saw that...
It has to be the biggest flip-flop since SS12. You don’t bump chests and tell a coach to shut his fat mouth and then say you like him and you would like to play for him.
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
Jerry Jones. taking the Jerry Reese approach
When it comes to the draft.
Cowgirls are trying to be Giants; what else is new?
by Worl'Boss on Feb 13, 2012 8:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Maybe Jerruh will bring in Tiki,Moss, TO, and Shockey for a look see
since this is the Cowboys year. Bring in Peyton too, at least to back up Romo
Oh, I'd like that
Ochocinco could have saved a ton of money if he didn't buy his team mates "Beats by Dre" because they all ended up getting "Beat by Giants"...FOR FREE!!
As evidently the last Shockey supporter in NY
i’d like to say that Shockey may never be a Giant again, but for me he remains one of my favorite of all time. And the things that you want to chide him for now, are the same things we loved about him when he was here. his passion for the game, his willingness to get up in the opponents face, and tell them how he feels about them(like my current fav Big Boy). we loved it then, but we chastise him for doing it now(i applaud him for getting up in the faces of the Texans who he felt weren’t patriotic enough; he has strong convictions about that and is not afraid to let it be known)
it is sad that we chose to forget what he bought to the table as a Giant. Fighting for a first down after losing his helmet against the Eagles; his total domination of every “big name” safety in the NFC at the time(eyes looking at you b. dawk and roy will) that first preseason game where he took a pass about 60 yards and instead of crossing the goal line, sought out that last fool defender who decided to chase him for a tackle and instead got truck sticked. and we love to forget the 50+ catches and 600+ yards he provided us in 14 games, before breaking his leg giving his all in what turned out to be our first championship run of the new millennium. all of that is erased because of the way it ended, with him and management, which we may truly never actually know who was in the right and wrong on that one. but we’re Giant fans first, so we chose to believe that Giants management were right.
i’m not saying i agreed with everything he said or did. but we pick and chose our heroes here sometimes. Shockey’s a villian for speaking against the coaching staff, but Stray’s our hero, even tho he did the same. yet and still if it was Shockey healthy in that postseason run, catching that go route from Eli, all would be forgiven. trust me on that.
We as a fanbase should ask ourself a question: was he really that bad? he’s had his chances to kill us, to bash us on his way out. but he never did. he’s moved on. why haven’t we? it’s funny how out of the 3 teams he’s been with, we’re the only fanbase that doesn’t love him. makes ya think……
you still have one fan here Shock. and to you i say congrats on having two rings, and contributing to both – including your own Super Bowl winning catch.
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I bELIeve in ELI!!!! - Primetime -
The Big Boy Cometh....Team Jacobs
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
Could it be that he didn't want to be here?
His behavior after the Super Bowl caused many of us to rethink exactly who he was. He was a guy that played for team Shockey, who just happened to wear a Giants uniform.
Eli is our King!
yeah the divorce was ugly
and like most marriages, how it ends usually dulls the memory on how good it was when it was going good. and that’s why i get mad at fans – they forget some of the good times, and just focus on the end.
and was the end that bad? he helped put us in position to make a historical run. i’ll never be mad at him for that.
i never got that he was selfish. he was confident, cocky, but not selfish. he suffered when we didn’t win. he’s always done what it takes to make the team succeed over his individual successes – that’s why the N.O. and Carolina fanbases love the guy.
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I bELIeve in ELI!!!! - Primetime -
The Big Boy Cometh....Team Jacobs
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
You are only as good as the last thing you did.
This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.
I'm looking for a TE with the skill set of
Johnny Mitchell/Dave Brown. Dwayne Allen doesn’t fit the bill so forget him. I kid of course, I’d love D. Allen but it won’t happen. To hell with Shockey he isn’t worth a damn to even consider now.
by Robin's-meats-and-vegetables on Feb 14, 2012 4:51 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I was just going to ask if anybody thought the Giants should bring him back.
And yes, he is a FA. His 5 year deal with Vikes just ended ( I believe). He wanted boat-loads of money a couple of years ago (from what I read), but with his decreased production of late, probably couldn’t get that kind of money anymore. I wonder if the Giants are interested in bringing him back.
by NYStateofMind on Feb 14, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Fleener and Tony G. who will come to us at a discount 'nuff said!
All the way to a Super Bowl victory like a knife through butter
JPP Is hands down the best DE in the NFL right now
Can't spell Elite without ELI
Jerry Reese for President 2012..let's make that happen!

by 


































