I wanted to add a comedy thread that didn't highlight other fans stupidity (though those are awesome, thanks Simms-McConkey) but our own stupidity or hilarious things we say during games...
So I'll start with some things I've said:
"It isn't F***ING cholesterol that is going to kill me, its my F***ING Giants that are going to send me to an early grave!"
My Wife said these:
"You know when Eli throws a pick and its his fault because he pouts and puts his dopey head down, but when it's the receivers fault he puts his arms half-way up and cocks his head a little with the look of What are you doing!?!"
Who is that disgusting homeless looking guy on the Dallas sidelines!?!
Convo after San Fran Game:
"Last week we beat the best offensive team in the NFL and this week we beat the best defensive team in the NFL!"
My wife responds
"Last week we beat the most Christian team in the NFL and this week we beat the most sensitive team in the NFL (Flacco)."