Looking back at our season... with some fun!

by Giantssincesix on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST

I wanted to add a comedy thread that didn't highlight other fans stupidity (though those are awesome, thanks Simms-McConkey) but our own stupidity or hilarious things we say during games...

So I'll start with some things I've said:

"It isn't F***ING cholesterol that is going to kill me, its my F***ING Giants that are going to send me to an early grave!"

My Wife said these:

"You know when Eli throws a pick and its his fault because he pouts and puts his dopey head down, but when it's the receivers fault he puts his arms half-way up and cocks his head a little with the look of What are you doing!?!"

Who is that disgusting homeless looking guy on the Dallas sidelines!?!

Convo after San Fran Game:

"Last week we beat the best offensive team in the NFL and this week we beat the best defensive team in the NFL!"

My wife responds

"Last week we beat the most Christian team in the NFL and this week we beat the most sensitive team in the NFL (Flacco)."

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lol good one

JPP for 2011 DPOY!

by NewYork! on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions

words (typed comments) from my mouth (keyboard) have included

after the NO game “I hope im wrong but this season is over. This team is lifeless. Lose out and hope for a good draft pick.” Never been more happy to be so wrong :)

by Plaxico Burress on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions

PLEASE somebody

scan the threads and expose the no-guts hysterical Giants fans

You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the 49ers.

by Simms-McConkey on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions

confession

me, last year:

“I know Tom Coughlin is a great, great coach. I just wonder if he’s lost the team.”

That’s a confession ebcause I have always been a staunch staff/FO supporter online

You PLAY to WIN the GAME.
Dear Tebow, please let the Giants beat the 49ers.

by Simms-McConkey on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions

HA!

nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!

Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.

by nywins42 on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions

My facebook status after the second redskins loss

“RIP Tom Coughlin’s career”

Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Rex Grossman are down with JPP
Die hard Giants fan since I was 4
J-E-T-S Just-End-The-Season

by JasonPierrePwned on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions

The closest I came to giving up all year was

after the second Skin’s game… I felt that TC’s time was up because the game/team had passed him by.

To you Mr. Clawfin, I’m sorry for thinking that.

Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants

by The Always Well Dressed... on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions

I'm right there with you

I considered it a possibility, but only a possibility, that we could win out and make the playoffs. I was not hopeful, and I considered TC to be dangling by a thin thread.

I remain mystified how the team we now see, who we all thought (or at least i did) had the potential to be really good, could play so poorly, so lifelessly against the skins, the iggs at home, the Seahawks. it was these lifeless home losses, and the fact that we seemed to be less than the sum of our parts, that made me think that TC was nearing the end of his run as coach, despite the fact that I like him and think he’s damn good. It just wasn’t showing up on the field…..

Glad i was so wrong.

by NorthwestFan on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

Me too, the second 'Skins game was brutual. I thought Coughlin was done

by Zhou Kou Dian on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions

I already said this in another thread, but its totally appropriate here

It wasnt this year, it was late last year but still, “Maybe we can trade Eli and Coughlin for Bradford and Spags”. To which someone replied “Can we trade you for a rams fan?”

Eli Manning is the opposite of Lebron James. If you ask Lebron for change for a dollar, he only gives you 75c because he doesnt have a fourth quarter. When Eli asks for change, he only takes one quarter because thats all he's gonna need.

"I gotta say guys, I'm on Cloud 10: it's like Cloud 9, only more ELIte"- Raptor22

by ChuckyofNorris on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions

Ha!!!!

That’s fu*king hysterical.

I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.

Giant LB'zz SUCK!! Mark Herzlich, Jacquian Williams,...Maybe .. Sadly this has been modified.

by Troy O on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions

funny

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Jan 26, 2012 2:28 AM EST up reply actions

All I took from this is that your wife is a Pats fan, and that's terrible

But seriously, before the season I remember saying something along the lines of “I’m not crazy. This isn’t the Giants’ year, but as long as the Eagles don’t win the Super Bowl I’m happy”.

Guess you can count me as happy.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 AM EST reply actions

More comedy =)

I didn’t want it to be a confession post haha.

Last night after my wife came home:

Wife: Hey Baby, I know how we are going to beat your team. You know Badfork?

Me: You mean Wilfork…

Wife: Yeah him, well he is going to take Eli and (starts pretending to throw someone on the ground and stomping on him) and then he is going to take Cruz and (same thing) THEN he will (proceeds to Salsa dance) and then throw in some Bachata (begins to Bachata).

I just stood there staring at her stunned…

My Wife is a Patriot's fan...
"Giants rely on fumbles and stripping the ball. If the pats secure the ball, then the pats win, but if they fumble or let the ball get striped than the giants win. every game the giants play they always benefit from the other teams bonehead mistakes (fumbled or striped) not from thier skills. The giants are a dirty team, I can’t think of any othe team as dirty as the giants. They try to strip the ball as hard as they can because they know they can’t win a fair game." by EaglesNeedD on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 AM EST

by Giantssincesix on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 AM EST reply actions

if you divorce her ever call me

Lakers and Patriots forever.

by D.S.T. on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions

lol!

Ditto.

I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.

Giant LB'zz SUCK!! Mark Herzlich, Jacquian Williams,...Maybe .. Sadly this has been modified.

by Troy O on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions

Hahahaha

Faith is a refusal to panic

by Commander Prime on Jan 25, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions

"...I'll be glad when this Eli era is over!"

Now read my sig. Don’t I feel stupid…but in a good way. Pain makes us say the darnest things.

If you want to argue that Manning is a) not a great quarterback or b) not the best quarterback in franchise history your credibility is automatically shot.

by LoNJDTechnology on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM EST via Android app reply actions

Confess I must... before the year

I said I hope we never get rid of Eli and Coughlin because they are good guys I look up to them(even though I’m older then Eli) and want to be like that, seem to do it the right way, old school tough, and couldnt imagine the Giants with out them.

Of course I named my Daughter after Eli(Ellie). Rex and Sanchez have shown loud mouth and flashy dont get it done… Eagles showed allstar dream teams aint going to cut it, an asshole owner and a qb who is more interested in being famous and tweeking his gold game isnt enough. Eli and Coughlin 5yrs later, back to the show.

Thats not funny but this may be..

during offensive posessions I ask my wife “What kind of plays do we want Jess?”

She responds “Positive plays, just go forwards.”

I reply back “Then why the hell are we handing it off to our 3rd string back???”

Happens once a game at least….

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions

i hope this isnt coming across as bragging

but one of the best moments of this season was when i commented on da’rel scott’s facebook page wishing him luck against the saints. his cousin who played division 2 football seen my comment and started recruiting me to his college team, and turned me over to the coach, and after taking a visit to the school, im pretty much decided on where ill be for the next 4 years. thanks to da’rel lol

"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid

"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck

by nyg94 on Jan 26, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions

Good luck to you.

Let us know when you start playing and what position do you play.

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Jan 29, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions

thanks

ill be down there in august to start summer practices (assuming im accepted, ill know soon when my SAT scores come back) and ill be either at OLB or WR, but im gonna be weighing on it over the next few months, but ill keep ya posted

"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid

"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck

by nyg94 on Jan 29, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions

Sounds like a plan friend. Wish you the greatest luck and

when you enter NFL which team you would love to play for? Haha i already know the answer to that.

This is not the 2007 team.
2011 NYG will have their own legacy.

by BB1156 on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions

the one and only

dream team are you nuts? lol but id love to make it that far, but if i got the chance to go pro i wouldnt care where i went, just as long as i kept goin.

"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid

"11 guys playing as 1 are HARD to beat" -Justin Tuck

by nyg94 on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions