There's been a phenomenal running bit about perhaps the greatest sound bit ever recorded in professional sports. I am of course speaking of the Mighty Mitch Petrus rant on the sidelines to AB during the Falcons game. After much debate, I decided to sit down and do my best to transcribe the 2nd greatest orator in Arkansas history. This is the best I could come up with.
I...I... I can't live with myself, I'm working around, I'm maintaining, they baiting me, then, then big titty goes and they drive Kareem then my boyfriend's gotta come like (makes hand signal) and then he hang back side, he stayed out there, man, I don't know what for, I'm sorry man. I'm so F'in... If I'd a, I'd a (pounds fist into hand) I'd a got em.
Yeah, it'll be aight man.
Now I know.