Rhett Bomar arrested for DUI
by pataroons on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 AM EDT
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Minnesota Vikings quarterback and Giants cult hero Rhett Bomar was arrested Sunday in Mankato, Minn., accused of drunken driving, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported.
I figured you guys would have a blast with this one... Let the jokes begin.
This furthers the case for the Vikings to cut ties with Bomar. He is currently buried on a depth chart with newly acquired Donovan McNabb, first round pick Christian Ponder, as well as Joe Webb.
Would anyone like to see Bomar back in Blue?
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I'll start things off...
Associated Press: Vikings quarterback Rhett Bomar was arrested for DUI Sunday in Mankato, Minn..
He let the officer off with a warning.
eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson
by pataroons on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
yes...pataroons has been winning a lot lately, too
I’m starting to think he IS Bomar!
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
HA!
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
now that's a breathalyzer...the "SuperBlow 5000"
it can tell if you’ve even thought about alcohol in the past 4 hours
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
HA!
And thinking about breath mints or Scope can’t trick this thing.
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
Bomar wasn't under the influence of alcohol...
Alcohol was under the influence of Bomar.
by Split316 on Aug 8, 2011 8:17 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
I heard
He arrested himself, presided at the hearing.
Released to himself.
Now get him back here.
Rosenfels, waste of cap. Sorgi, nada.
Carr and Bomar is what we need. Bomar can fill in as TE.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
Tom Quinn Must Go!
On second thought, let's not blame players or coaches, they are not responsible. The unsupportive fans are to blame.
I've heard that Bomar is an option to play as our entire OLine...
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
Hey
Maybe he can help out at TE?
Prove we are wrong, Tom "Medicine Man" Quinn, NOT!
Maybe? Maybe?
GG – you know the answer to that!
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
i think he is the ONLY option at TE…but since he’s way better than Eli, he’ll be throwing passes to himself all season.
In Prust we Trust
"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
"we need to get cam newton before the panther’s get off lock down cause eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson also we need plax back to cause smith is the best (WR) we got nd plax cant help smith nd the team out….. do that nd we have a a shout at the superblow" -Anon
by Master Ov Brutality on Aug 8, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
When he was arrested, he told the officer: “I’m sorry…I didn’t know I couldn’t do that”. The officer said: “Well now you know!, now just get outta here!”.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
by Rorschach44 on Aug 8, 2011 8:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Lol Dave Chappelle win
I want to win. It's not about money and everything else. I want to be able to get out and win games because at the end of the day you could be rich as you want to be and not win any games. That doesn't help you out. You'll just be an unsuccessful former player with a lot of money." - Brandon Jacobs
This is stupid
Everybody knows Bomar runs on pure alcohol, not blood. He’s like a top fuel dragster. How else would he do all the other stuff?
by Oppenheimer919 on Aug 8, 2011 8:41 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh Rhett
wow the mighty have fallen
'Awh man thank, god he’s (David Carr) back… C’mon Tom get rid of Eli !!'
'We have a a shout at the superblow'
Thanks to all the various "diehard" Giant fans on the web for these laughs, now please do something different and watch a game for once.
by The Always Well Dressed... on Aug 8, 2011 10:06 AM EDT reply actions
devestating!
Now before we continue using this as a hilarious “Bomar pisses Everclear” thread. I want to tip my hat to you, Well Dressed. Driving drunk isn’t really a laughing matter and I don’t want anyone to be offended by anything seen here. You’ve kept it serious and that’s probably how is should be but I can’t help myself sometimes.
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
Thanks, 42... if it was anything else
like he got he a drunken bar fight, p*ssing in public, etc… I’d be the first guy to make a typical Bomar joke. But drunk driving is not a joke topic to me (not bashing any of the jokes here but I just try not to make them). I’ve had friends, past and present, that had problems doing it but I won’t get into it.
But like I said, I have no problem with the friendly jokes made here, they have been pretty funny so far but I won’t make them. No offense taken.
'Awh man thank, god he’s (David Carr) back… C’mon Tom get rid of Eli !!'
'We have a a shout at the superblow'
Thanks to all the various "diehard" Giant fans on the web for these laughs, now please do something different and watch a game for once.
by The Always Well Dressed... on Aug 8, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
well said...I'm with you
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
excellent point
I’m glad someone went out of their way to make that clear.
I’m all for a good Bomar joke, but let’s hope no one reads this and thinks “man, drunk driving kicks ass!.”
Drunk Driving sucks
eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson
UNLESS RHETT BOMAR DOES IT
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Aug 9, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
In Rhett we trust
Can we all collectively bargain not to be douche bags ?
by colinlovestheknicks on Aug 8, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
I can't shake the feeling that this is Brett Farve's fault!
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
"I am not the droid you are looking for."
“Move along. Move along.”
by BigBlueDeadHead on Aug 8, 2011 10:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
next time he drinks and drives
maybe he’ll run over a few people and kill them, and then they’ll arrest the murdered corpses and charge them with property damage to bomar’s car.
maybe later bomar can punch a woman out and we can make jokes about how she assaulted his fist with her face!
haha, drinking and driving is hilarious!
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
by kendynamo on Aug 8, 2011 12:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Is it weird I find this the funniest comment yet?
Ryan Miller was the true MVP. See my profile for rant.
by Jsz on Aug 8, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
or you know
sarcastic.
also i hate bomar. always have.
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
in Mankato, Minneapolis
DUI stands for “Don’t Mess with Rhett Bomar”
eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson
You gotta believe that the cop shit his pants when Bomar handed him his license...
He looks at it, with his little flashlight, and sees…Rhett Bomar…
OH CRAP!!
u should find something else to do! You like the GM,you have your head up your ass!!!!!!!!! we have not singed a linebacker in years think about it, he has on Herry Carson JERSEY, HE is not a pimple on his ass, like I said find something elese to do like go play in the road out side of the stadium, may be u could talk about that. your inputs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go back were was the last linebacker we had, get rid of the GM and find someone knows talent.. DON`T KNOW ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IT IS GETTING SICKING..
Imagine how much alcohol it took for Rhett to fail.
Everyone knows he has the liver function of 5 full grown elephants.
by Mother Tucker on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
In other news...
McGully’s Tavern, a local Mankato hotspot, has filed for bankruptcy because they have no more booze to sell.
eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson
ealier that night
Rhett was seen going shot for shot with Bill Brasky. Brasky was hospitalized with alchohol poisoning & Rhett was driving blindfolded, doing 265mph, while making love to 3 swimsuit models. Ironically he was pulled over for a busted taillight & wasn’t even swerving. To Rhett Bomar! RHETT BOMAR!!!!
Nobody wins the SB in August
by 1giantlion on Aug 8, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
okay…think this stands as my fav so far. rec
In Prust we Trust
"It's just pain."
This team has balls.
"we need to get cam newton before the panther’s get off lock down cause eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson also we need plax back to cause smith is the best (WR) we got nd plax cant help smith nd the team out….. do that nd we have a a shout at the superblow" -Anon
by Master Ov Brutality on Aug 9, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I the only one whos really tired of this joke?
by mclaren_is_the_best on Aug 8, 2011 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
the joke has been completely worn out.
Not even sure it was funny to begin with.
but really, who cares?
eli cant (QB) by hisselfall this saeson
yes
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Aug 9, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
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