Here are the results for the previous round:

Jerry Jones DEF. Buck & Aikman, 14-10

"America's Team" DEF. Commercial-Kickoff-Commercial, 14-10

Scott Green DEF. Fake LT, 20-4

Michael Vick's dog killing DEF. Dallas, Philly, & Jets fans, 13-9 (2 abstentions)

I think Scott Green got a huge bounce from the write-ups -- not that the write-up was inflammatory, but it's easy to forget how bad & wrong that call was, and to see even Tagliabue admit it ... Jerry Jones has long been a favorite, as has Vick. It looks to be a good (and by that I mean vile) Foul Four.

I'm sorry the update has taken a while. I got laid off from my job and I'm actually finishing this from the library, which makes me feel like a dweeb. But seeing these awful things make me realize being on unemployment isn't the worst thing in the world...

Here are the Foul Four matchups. The winners will share a berth in the Championship to earn the title of "Absolute Worst thing in the NFL"

1. Jerry Jones vs. Michael Vick's dog killing

2. Dallas' "America's Team" moniker vs. Scott Green

Enjoy.