Rhett Bomar Facts
by EnWhySee on Jun 2, 2011 5:37 PM EDT
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I'll try and set up a list of the 50 best facts as determined by the amount of rec's each fact is given. Then I'll post it as a seperate fan post.
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I love the Bomar thing as well
but the only problem I see with this is that it isn’t spontaneous. The best thing about the running Bomar thing is when it catches you off guard. Randomness is the key.
Plus, once Bomar catches wind of this little contest then none of us even has a chance.
sigh...
True BUT
this would also serve for more Bomar material when the opportunity is primed for Bomar-ness….which is always.
Red stripe, blue paint, them other teams scared but Big Blue ain't.
Our Giants who art in the New Giants Stadium,
hallowed be thy name.
No Three and Outs.
Thy defense Stout.
On earth or if we must in a dome.
Give us on Sunday our weekly Dubya,
and forgive us our turnovers,
as we take advantage of those who turnover against us,
and lead us not into a losing season,
but deliver us a fourth Super Bowl title.
To Eli we pray.
Amen.
^ Yeah, I believe we should all have this as part of our sig, which is why I stole it. :)
The most fearsome combo
Vince Lombardi as coach, Bomar in all other positions.
Sorry G-men, nobody stands a chance.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
Tom Quinn Must Go!
On second thought, let's not blame players or coaches, they are not responsible. The unsupportive fans are to blame.
And yes, to answer your questions
Bomar does fill all the asst coach roles, GM, etc.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
Tom Quinn Must Go!
On second thought, let's not blame players or coaches, they are not responsible. The unsupportive fans are to blame.
by UnknownJintsFan on Jun 3, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
The 5 greatest rappers of all time
think about it…. Bomar, Bomar, Bomar, Bomar and Dylan.
You trying to get some of this hot fire?
"Sack-Forced Fumble-TD against any QB in the history of the NFL.... honestly, It would probably be Eli because I see him in pratice and we can't touch him (laughs)" - Justin Tuck
by The Always Well Dressed... on Jun 3, 2011 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
I recently came across a rarely read text that explains a lot...
the translations of the bible throughout history have omitted some extremely relevant but little known points…
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth…“after asking Bomar’s permission”
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light…light brought to heaven by the Rhett Bomar Gas & Electric utility
skipping ahead a bit…
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made…Sunday, 1:00pm kickoff, Giants Stadium, and Bomar…God wouldn’t miss that for the world!
This was found with Jimmy Hoffa’s body when they demolished Giants Stadium #1…
sigh...
by nywins42 on Jun 3, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You win
I bow to your inner Bomar and I shall have no other posters before you.
Now let’s go find a CowGirl or Seagull to sacrifice.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
Tom Quinn Must Go!
On second thought, let's not blame players or coaches, they are not responsible. The unsupportive fans are to blame.
by UnknownJintsFan on Jun 3, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
whoa, that is big time
he must be a partner of Prestige Worldwide
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
Morgan Freeman
had a huge stuttering problem until Bomar gave him speech lessons.
"Sack-Forced Fumble-TD against any QB in the history of the NFL.... honestly, It would probably be Eli because I see him in pratice and we can't touch him (laughs)" - Justin Tuck
by The Always Well Dressed... on Jun 3, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
The Navy changed
the name to the Rhett Bomar 6. Bin Laden’s body wasnt dumped in the ocean, Bomar ate him.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Bomar was the one to kill him
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
it wasnt a bullet that killed bin laden
it was bomar launching a football through bin ladens forehead
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
The Five elements
Earth wind fire water and bomar
by EJAAY on Jun 3, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Guess what...
I got a fever… and the only prescription is more Bomar!
by tigershatecinnamon on Jun 3, 2011 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bomar is the guy in every BJ video ever made!
by Shaunthegiant on Jun 3, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lucky dude..
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Bomar is so huge that he put John Madden's photo on the cover of "Bomar 12"...
sigh...
by nywins42 on Jun 3, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bomar should run for Senate
And he will win every state’s two seat’s by a landslide. This will surely end the lockout.
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I like it...Bomar for President, as the entire Senate, and as the House as well...
that’s good politics
sigh...
During the Lockout
Bomar counted to infinity………… twice!
by Eli Van Pelt on Jun 4, 2011 10:27 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
How much wood could a Bomar chuck if a Bomar could chuck wood?
Red stripe, blue paint, them other teams scared but Big Blue ain't.
Our Giants who art in the New Giants Stadium,
hallowed be thy name.
No Three and Outs.
Thy defense Stout.
On earth or if we must in a dome.
Give us on Sunday our weekly Dubya,
and forgive us our turnovers,
as we take advantage of those who turnover against us,
and lead us not into a losing season,
but deliver us a fourth Super Bowl title.
To Eli we pray.
Amen.
^ Yeah, I believe we should all have this as part of our sig, which is why I stole it. :)
too bad he could
and its kinda like “how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?” the world may (and probably will) never know
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
Rhett Bomar doesn't read books
He scowls at them until they give him the information that he wants.
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Jun 4, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
Rhett Bomar doesn't learn from the books he read
it’s the books who learn from Bomar
by EJAAY on Jun 5, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rhett Bomar asked for a Big Mac at Burger King. He got one.
Did anyone else notice that after the Vikings signed Rhett Bomar they beat the Eagles? We had our secret weapon all along...
more like the Big Mac
asked for Bomar, and he appeared
"Sack-Forced Fumble-TD against any QB in the history of the NFL.... honestly, It would probably be Eli because I see him in pratice and we can't touch him (laughs)" - Justin Tuck
by The Always Well Dressed... on Jun 6, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
It is a known fact that Rhett Bomar's tears can cure cancer.
The only problem is he never cries.
by Mother Tucker on Jun 6, 2011 9:58 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
win lmao
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
:)
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Rhett Bomar
got thrown out of the M&M factory for throwing out all the W’s.
seriously, this guy is a retard. i know this sounds like trolling but why do people like this guy? he sucks at football and is stupid. not much off a role model if you ask me.
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
Upon further review
All of those candies were found to contain a deadly toxin which would have killed thousands of children. Just Bomar being Bomar.
by Mother Tucker on Jun 6, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ah, well in that case he is a hero
i will reconsider my opinion.
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
It was a joke a while ago
Some one said that Bomar could play running back or something even though he’s slower than Eli and never played running back.
And it’s sort of evolved from there
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
i see
well it’s AN explanation anyway. thanks for the background info!
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
I'd find it for you
but I think it’s been lost in the archives sadly.
It was the 09 season training camp and well it’s become the biggest in joke on BBV.
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
I am all for the joking
but seriously.
1) There are dead people faster than Eli
2) I think Rhett is much more agile and faster.
And I really mean it. Sorry, hope I don’t bring everyone down being serious.
I will pray to my Bomaresque statue and sacrifice virgins. After I ,,,, well, whatever.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
Tom Quinn Must Go!
On second thought, let's not blame players or coaches, they are not responsible. The unsupportive fans are to blame.
by UnknownJintsFan on Jun 6, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Bomar actually is pretty athletic
he’s fast like you’d say Aaron Rodgers is fast.
The running back stuff is what started this tho
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
If I recall correctly
It was Fullback. Probably an honest mistake, but worth the mileage
this is what it sounds like when the birds cry
by pataroons on Jun 12, 2011 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
did someone just read this thread and think we were serious? (I know we are)
someone tell him the Bomar’s tears don’t really cure cancer…
They actually cure everything else. It’s his earwax that cures cancer.
sigh...
by nywins42 on Jun 6, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lmao rec’d
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Bomar would need two separate Twitter accounts just to "tweet" one photo of his "man parts"...
sigh...
by nywins42 on Jun 7, 2011 3:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rhett Bomar can slam a revolving door
"Hey Petr, Smrdíš jako prase!" -Bobby Granger
by John Mjr on Jun 7, 2011 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
:) my favorite one lmao
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Rhett Bomar can kill two stones with one bird
or football
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
You have to be an old SNL fan to appreciate this one
How many Astro-Sign medallions can you wear?
Next time, try BOMAR!
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
Seriously though, there can be no question
Elite: Rhett Bomar
Second Tier: Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Jun 7, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
When Rhett Bomar thinks it's too hot
he turns off the Sun with his Universal Remote Control…aka his mind!
Red stripe, blue paint, them other teams scared but Big Blue ain't.
Our Giants who art in the New Giants Stadium,
hallowed be thy name.
No Three and Outs.
Thy defense Stout.
On earth or if we must in a dome.
Give us on Sunday our weekly Dubya,
and forgive us our turnovers,
as we take advantage of those who turnover against us,
and lead us not into a losing season,
but deliver us a fourth Super Bowl title.
To Eli we pray.
Amen.
^ Yeah, I believe we should all have this as part of our sig, which is why I stole it. :)
Rhett Bomar sent Tom Coughlin to the practice squad
this is what it sounds like when the birds cry
by pataroons on Jun 10, 2011 6:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
For being late
Which means not being 10 minutes early
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
I was on a four year dry spell until.......
I wore my Bomar jersey out. Before I knew what was going on with the game I was shagging ass @ halftime in a Wild Wings bathroom with, a girl who liked just like Selena Gomez! Thanks Rhett!!!
Rhett Bomar flagged Ed Valentine for trying to enforce the community guidelines
this is what it sounds like when the birds cry
by pataroons on Jun 10, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
lmao!!!!!!!!!!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Rhett Bomar once broke a tackle with a 98.6 degree fever
this is what it sounds like when the birds cry
They once made Rhett Bomar brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
"Hey Petr, Smrdíš jako prase!" -Bobby Granger
by John Mjr on Jun 11, 2011 3:23 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I dunno..mighta been lifted from a Chuck Norris sight...
John,you wouldn’t ,would ya?
by Shaunthegiant on Jun 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Chuck Norris facts were lifted from Rhett Bomars biography.
So it’s all good.
Red stripe, blue paint, them other teams scared but Big Blue ain't.
Our Giants who art in the New Giants Stadium,
hallowed be thy name.
No Three and Outs.
Thy defense Stout.
On earth or if we must in a dome.
Give us on Sunday our weekly Dubya,
and forgive us our turnovers,
as we take advantage of those who turnover against us,
and lead us not into a losing season,
but deliver us a fourth Super Bowl title.
To Eli we pray.
Amen.
^ Yeah, I believe we should all have this as part of our sig, which is why I stole it. :)
It probably got turned into a chuck norris fact
but with all of these facts, how many of these aren’t already on a site in one way or another. I’ll have you know I used to used that fishsticks jokes until South Park made that Kanye West episode and now everyone thinks I got it from South Park :(
"Hey Petr, Smrdíš jako prase!" -Bobby Granger
hahahahahaha
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
During a practice session, Michael Boley slipped through the line and slammed Bomar to the turf, causing a season ending injury.
Boley hopes to be back at 100% by next season.
this is what it sounds like when the birds cry
by pataroons on Jun 11, 2011 2:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rhett Bomar once challenged Prince and the Revolution to a game of Basketball.
Game….Bomar.
Red stripe, blue paint, them other teams scared but Big Blue ain't.
Our Giants who art in the New Giants Stadium,
hallowed be thy name.
No Three and Outs.
Thy defense Stout.
On earth or if we must in a dome.
Give us on Sunday our weekly Dubya,
and forgive us our turnovers,
as we take advantage of those who turnover against us,
and lead us not into a losing season,
but deliver us a fourth Super Bowl title.
To Eli we pray.
Amen.
^ Yeah, I believe we should all have this as part of our sig, which is why I stole it. :)
I hear Rhett is almost ready to end the lockout
by Shaunthegiant on Jun 11, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Children look under the bed for the Boogieman
The Boogieman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Rhett Bomar.
Rhett Bomar once bit a zombie and it turned into Jerry Jones
"Hey Petr, Smrdíš jako prase!" -Bobby Granger
Vampires and JJ are the same
They both suck.
All the Giants should play like Mark Bavaro.
Tom Quinn Must Go!
On second thought, let's not blame players or coaches, they are not responsible. The unsupportive fans are to blame.
by UnknownJintsFan on Jun 14, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Stolen from the Chuck Norris list but I'll use it anyway.
Upon mastering the art of time travel, Rhett Bomar went back in time and impregnated 53 women who gave birth to male offspring. These sons of Rhett would later become the 1972 Dolphins, the ONLY undefeated team in the history of the NFL!
by Mother Tucker on Jun 14, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
haha aweet
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Rhett Bomar beat chuck norris' ass.
By accident.
While sleepwalking.
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
The Darth Vader Theme
Is really a Rhett Bomar fart.
Red stripe, blue paint, them other teams scared but Big Blue ain't.
Our Giants who art in the New Giants Stadium,
hallowed be thy name.
No Three and Outs.
Thy defense Stout.
On earth or if we must in a dome.
Give us on Sunday our weekly Dubya,
and forgive us our turnovers,
as we take advantage of those who turnover against us,
and lead us not into a losing season,
but deliver us a fourth Super Bowl title.
To Eli we pray.
Amen.
^ Yeah, I believe we should all have this as part of our sig, which is why I stole it. :)
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