Worst thing in the NFL - Bracket 4!
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 8:13 AM EDT
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Thanks for playing, y'all! One more bracket below, then we'll really get into the nitty gritty of what the most craptacular thing in the NFL is. There were a few knocks on bracket 3, but hey, I didn't make the contestants ... anyway the results for bracket 3:
1. The Linc experience DEF. Brett Favre (14-8)
2. Jan. 5, 2003 SF officiating crew DEF. Bleeding Green Nation (20-2)
3. Sharing Giants Stadium DEF. Tom Brady (19-3)
4. Ladainian being called "LT" DEF. Games in London (20-2)
5. "Careless disregard for the football" DEF. Doubting our OL b/c of age (18-4)
6. Strahan & Toomer retirements DEF. Tom Coughlin doesn't listen to me (15-7)
7. Superbowl XXXV DEF. Bill Sheridan (13-9)
8. the '86 Giants not being on "greatest teams" lists DEF. Hall of Famer Joe Namath (16-6)
Here is the fourth and final bracket. On Friday, I will post the entire 32 worst things in a superbracket in the hopes of having a sweet 16 by Monday.
1. Phil Simms not in Hall of Fame vs. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets vs. Jets fans
3. Rex Ryan's obesity vs. Rex Ryan's foot fetish
4. Eagles fans vs. Dallas being called "America's team
5. Flozell Adams vs. Excessive celebration by a player on a team losing
6. Rookie contracts vs. Personal Seat Licenses
7. The AFC vs. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. The new kickoff rule vs. Counting out players because of injury
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I have to admit some of these matchups I set up intentionally ... let me know if you prefer it that way or random...
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix (jesus I LOVE Simms but that was so F’d up … imagine going to see the Giants in the SB and getting put in front of a TV!)
2. Jets
3. Rex Ryan’s obesity (I’m not into feet but to each their own)
4. Eagles fans
5. Flozell Adams
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. The new kickoff rule
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by the way
Friday morning I plan to delete the 4 brackets, so I’m not hogging the rec’d fanposts area
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions
You should just ask people to unrec them
instead of deleting them, so we have them on record.
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
Also
I think random is the way to go
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
agreed again
I think it worked well for this bracket, which was a strong bracket, to pare down some of the Ryan entries (I think he made it twice already). And make some close race. But ultimately random will be better because putting 2 tough ones against each other denies them a chance to do more damage in later rounds.
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
good thought
never occurred to me, thank you
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
wow
I actually thought to myself, NOW he won’t agree with everything, these are too close
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
people are gonna think you're
an extra, fake profile I created to back myself up
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I know right...
I thought that there would be no way we could agree 4 times.
The only one that I was considering switching was the Flozell Adams one. I think I even listed the “excessive celebration” one originally. Then I remembered when Flozell tripped Tuck and then told him he should learn how to “stay on his feet”…bastard.
sigh...
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets fans
3. Rex Ryan’s foot fetish
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Flozell Adams
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. The new kickoff rule
by The Blood of Eli on May 26, 2011 8:25 AM EDT reply actions
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets
3. Rex Ryan’s foot fetish
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Excessive celebration by a player on a team losing
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. The new kickoff rule
by Plaxico Burress on May 26, 2011 9:02 AM EDT reply actions
1. GB fans who got shafted
2. Jets fans
3.Rex Ryan’s foot fetish(Dumbass posted the vid online so he kinda asked for it)
4.Eagles fans
5.Flozell Adams(Bastard owes Tuck a shoulder)
6. Rookie contracts
7.Kevin Kolb garnering a first round pick
8.Counting out players because of injury.
"The NFL doesn’t have $15 million reserve power forwards, though. It doesn’t have lazy, out-of-shape right fielders batting .189. Football players compete hard. They sacrifice. They risk permanent injuries and long-term brain issues. They can get cut at any time. Of all the pro athletes out there, they earn their money." - Dan Wetzel of Yahoo Sports
some good matchups
1) GB fans getting shafted
2) Jets fans
3) Foot fetish
4) Dallas is “America’s Team”
5) Flozell Adams
6) PSLs
7) Kevin Klob
8) Counting out players due to injury
Wilpon thinks he's going to get Yankees money. He won't get it. Everything's been wrong with this team.
Fred Wilpon: Not a good owner. Really not a very good owner. Definitely not a superstar.
I'm the shmuck who gave him my contract of loyalty even though he's an idiot. And now, he's increased that idiocy by 65-70%
by BigBlueIntervention on May 26, 2011 9:49 AM EDT reply actions
I hate all of 4 and 5 but
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets fans
3. Rex Ryan’s foot fetish
4. Eagles fans
5. Flozell Adams
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. Counting out players because of injury
"Sack-Forced Fumble-TD against any QB in the history of the NFL.... honestly, It would probably be Eli because I see him in pratice and we can't touch him (laughs)" - Justin Tuck
by The Always Well Dressed... on May 26, 2011 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
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1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets vs. Jets fans
3. Rex Ryan’s foot fetish
Santa Claus is obese and I like him. Now if he had a foot fetish…
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Flozell Adams
Not fair… I don’t want to choose
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. Counting out players because of injury
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
clarify #2?
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow my bad
i left that to go back to.
I’ll go with Jest fans
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
Jest fans, eh? (I promise no more pictures today)
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
by jcalafiore on May 26, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I resent being grouped together with the Jest
Wilpon thinks he's going to get Yankees money. He won't get it. Everything's been wrong with this team.
Fred Wilpon: Not a good owner. Really not a very good owner. Definitely not a superstar.
I'm the shmuck who gave him my contract of loyalty even though he's an idiot. And now, he's increased that idiocy by 65-70%
by BigBlueIntervention on May 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey I'm a mest fan too
but funny is funny
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
funny is funny
but I fail to see how the Mets are comical in any way possible.
Wilpon thinks he's going to get Yankees money. He won't get it. Everything's been wrong with this team.
Fred Wilpon: Not a good owner. Really not a very good owner. Definitely not a superstar.
I'm the shmuck who gave him my contract of loyalty even though he's an idiot. And now, he's increased that idiocy by 65-70%
by BigBlueIntervention on May 26, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
understood, but the opportunity was too tempting
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
1. Phil’s snub
2. Jets fan
3. Rex’s Foot fetish
4. Iggles fans
5. Flo
6. Rookie’s contracts (I’ve got at least one moving on guaranteed)
7. Klob
8. Counting out injured players
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
good catch
I misspelled Kevin “Corn on the Klob” “Kolb Salad” in the entry above…
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets fans (I like flying)
3. Rex Ryan’s obesity (didn’t he get gastric bypass surgery? that didn’t work)
4. Dallas being called "America’s team (close one)
5. Flozell Adams
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick (what has he done?!?!?)
8. Counting out players because of injury (since this happens every year to us…sigh)
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets fans
3. Rex Ryan’s obesity
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Excessive celebration by a player on a team losing
6. Personal Seat Licenses
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. Counting out players because of injury
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
There are some great matchups in the Rd. of 32
as a lot of the weak candidates have been bounced … the matchups are random and I think this gets real good starting Friday.
The close games right now are:
Rex’s fat vs. Rex’s feet
and
“America’s Team” moniker vs. Eggles fans
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
1. GB fans who got shafted on Superbowl tix
2. Jets fans
3. Rex Ryan’s obesity
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Excessive celebration by a player on a team losing
6. Rookie contracts
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. The new kickoff rule
this is what it sounds like when the birds cry
Phil Simms not in Hall of Fame
2. Jets fans
3. How about just Rex Ryan
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Excessive celebration by a player on a team losing
6. Rookie contracts
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. The new kickoff rule
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
it's a real tight battle on rex
care to sway it?
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on May 26, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
not sure why the kickoff rule is exactly annoying
we get a free 5 yards on the kickoff now, AND its not like we have any capable returners (well theres hixon, but how will that knee hold up)
"I like prime rib, and I'd love to win a Super Bowl" -Andy Reid
Too bad #4 has the 2 worst things...only one of which will actually spit at a newborn baby..
..or an old person,or their own players,or their ex-players…and those are just the women…uhg..what Ph*ckin’,Ph!lthy mouths they have..more from me later,gotta go.
Hey guys
if you rec’d the other “Worst things in the NFL” post, make sure you unrec until there’s one or less left.
That way Simms ego doesn’t grow too big when he sees only him in the featured fanposts, i mean so we can see other people’s works
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
haha
nice
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
1. Phil Simms not in Hall of Fame
2. Jets
3. Rex Ryan’s obesity
4. Dallas being called "America’s team
5. Flozell Adams
6. Rookie contracts
7. Kevin Kolb garnering a 1st-round pick
8. Counting out players because of injury
by Amsterdam Admirals on May 27, 2011 3:23 AM EDT reply actions
VOTING IS CLOSED
please UNREC all four opening brackets if you rec’d them before, so they don’t take up space unnecessarily. And please jump in Friday and over the weekend to help decide what things will make the SOUR SIXTEEN on the way to becoming the absolute worst thing in the NFL.
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
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