First, the bracket 1 results. The following crappy things make it to the round of 32:

1. The Black-Eyed Peas halftime show DEF. Calvin Johnson's non-TD against Bears (11-10)

2. Michael Vick's dog killing DEF. The day after the Superbowl not being a national holiday. (13-8)

3. The nightmare @ the Meadowlands 2010 DEF. Alternate & throwback Uniforms (20-1)

4. Tiki Barber's comeback DEF.  ESPN (15-5)

5. Ignorant Bloggers DEF. the "Is Eli Elite" argument (11-9)

6. Fines for legitimate hits DEF. The Darius Reynaud trade (19-2)

7. sub-.500 playoff teams DEF. TV blackouts & local priority (11-10)

8. Rex Ryan's mouth DEF. Peter King (16-5)

Here is the 2nd of 4 brackets. Please vote as before!

1. The FOX dancing robot VS. Cowboys, Jets, & Eagles "fans"

2. Brian Dawkins  VS. Joe Buck & Troy Aikman

3. Commercial-kickoff-commercial  VS. Troy Aikman

4. Tom Quinn VS. Matt Dodge

5. Bad renditions of the national anthem  VS.  DeSean Jackson

6. Fans who value statistics more than Superbowls VS. Stadium beer prices

7. Jeterian VS. "Remember folks, our yellow line is unofficial"

8. The NFL Network VS. Jerry Jones