The Cowboys game has already been won...
That's right, Sunday night's battle already has one clear winner: Giant fans, especially those watching at home. The decision to flex the game to 8:20 on NBC means that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman won't be calling the game.
Joe Buck drawls on in a monotone voice, never showing any excitement no matter how exciting the game is, and never raising his decibel volume at any time. The fact that we're playing the Cowboys means that Troy Aikman has even more reason to slight the Giants, and faun over Tony Romo's grit, toughness, and clutch play (lol). This announcing team has the same list of talking points for every Giants game they call (it seems like they call 90% of them), and those points never change, regardless of what's actually happening in the game.
If the Cowboys lose, we can expect to hear excuses like Montrae Holland and Tony Romo's injuries, and the cold weather's effect on Romo's hand, given as the deciding factors in the game, no matter how well the Giants play. Because, as we all know, the Giants haven't had to overcome ANY injuries themselves this year.
Cris Collinsworth isn't any better, but I'd take a combination of him and Al Michaels anyday over the Fox blabbering heads. My solution is to mute the TV, and turn up Bob Papa and Carl Banks on WFAN.
That being said, I feel good about this game. Our defense played actual Giants football for the first time in a long time last week. I have confidence that Eli will carve up the Cowboys secondary when it matters, our running game has finally gotten on track the last two weeks, and I'm hoping that the players will rally around Coughlin for this game. That being said, none of us will be shocked if the Giants come out flat and lay down, either.
And call me crazy, but I'm praying that Romo starts this game. We have a horrible habit of losing to the Vince Youngs and Charlie Whitehursts of the world, and I have no doubt that we are the only defense in the NFL who could make Stephen McGee look like Aaron Rodgers.
All that being said, this is a great spot for us to be in, controlling our own playoff destiny, and GO GIANTS!
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I know they aren't an option in the poll but I'll take any of these guys over Gruden and Jaworski...
ALL DAY.
Those two actually hurt to listen to. Most of the time the sound like they are engaged in a contest to see who can state the most obvious things the most times. I wouldn’t be surprised if tonight we hear one of them say…“You know guys…If the Saints choose heads before the coin toss and the coin lands heads up then there is a 50% chance they will opt to receive the ball and also a 50% chance the will defer.”
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Gruden actually gives Eli some props though
Jaws is a complete douchebag
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
-Eli Manning for MVP
"I call THIS GUY 'The mother-in law' because he always has a comment."
Monday night games are truly awful, but they don’t grind my gears the same way as Buck and Aikman. The paranoid fan in me really feels like they have it out for the Giants every time they announce their games.
I'm down with J.T., Osi, and JPP.
by jp2y on Dec 26, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I call THIS GUY ‘The mother-in law’ because he always has a comment
thats a great line
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 26, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
lol Buck and Aikman hate the Gmen
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
-Eli Manning for MVP
Their Superbowl coverage was terrible. When Plax scored that winning TD those two were silent like a snake bit them to sleep.
i could hear the crowd noise all along so we know that the mic was on. They did not say a word till the extra point. Those two were hating the moment that the Pat’s perfect season was not going to happen. They just could not accept the fact that the Giants were a better team that day and they did not want to appreciate the drive and the TD Eli threw and the catch Plax made. They were just silent till the extra point.
Yeah, they had all the enthusiasm of a preseason game.
Luckily, I was too busy screaming my vocal chords out to notice until the next week on youtube.
I'm down with J.T., Osi, and JPP.
That is some funny witty shite right there jp2y
Big rec
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
No more score predictions...
i will forever hate jon gruden for him calling refusing to learn our Dlinemen's names
by JasonPierrePwned on Dec 26, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Is your username about Jason Tuck?
Or Justin St. Pierre? I can’t tell.
I'm down with J.T., Osi, and JPP.
I would like to vote for all 3
But Buck is usually all over Aikman’s jock. And Aikman just flat out talks crap about the Giants every game. So Aikman it is.
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
-Eli Manning for MVP
Which is why this week would be especially un-listenable.
But Collinsworth will fill Aikman’s role with no setbacks, this week.
I'm down with J.T., Osi, and JPP.
Collinsworthless is a stupid, mean, obnoxious, tool
However, because Aikman and Buck are a couple of Cowboy fans who are in love with each other slightly more than they are with Tony Romo — whereas Michaels is a good broadcaster — makes it a slight edge to NBC.
I mean really, Darryl, Moose, Goose, Troy, Buck calling games?
Just imagine if it was Simms, Banks, Papa, out there doing our games. Thats what Girls fans get.
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
Funny BtB has a different take
they are 0-3 in games Aikman has called…
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
I'm on the fence on this one
Aikman hasn’t been nearly as bad this year as he has in the past. I’ve seen him point out some obvious blown officiating calls that go against the Giants, which to me, is progress.
Collinsworth is a dumbass, but Al Michaels has really been the one pissing me off lately. His contributions are worthless, saying things to hear himself.
Gruden and Jaws make me want to put my head through a wall. They are the worst. I’m surprised they didn’t get any clips of Payton and Brees in a hotel room to get all worked up about for tonight’s game.
I want Deion calling the games, just so I can hear “I believe in you, Eli!” every time he completes a pass. Perfect fit for MNF. Throw in Rich Eisen to balance things (and translate, when necessary), and that’s all you need.
Rich and Deion, now that sounds worth looking into
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
No more score predictions...
Maybe we can convince Stray to get in the booth for us...
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
-Eli Manning for MVP
Jon gruden
Watching MNF against the saints and listening to him praise brees as the best qb of all time was so painful
by JasonPierrePwned on Dec 27, 2011 3:07 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Gruden is always giving props though
he does it all game every game and mostly for the QB
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
-Eli Manning for MVP
Gruden said Curtis Lofton and Sean Weatherspoon remind him of Urlacher and Briggs
if it was anyone else that said it I’d probably cock my head to the side like a dog, but it being Gruden I barely flinched.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
I am fortunate enough to have season's tickets
So i only have to listen to these losers for road games.
One could listen to Papa and Banks on radio.
I need a rich friend like you
maybe you can adopt me, i’m potty trained and can go on beer runs for you
"It is super important to come out right away and stuff it down people's throats and make them respect the run. We have Hakeem and Mario and Cruz and then they can get off as well. It starts with the running game always."
- BJacobs
I like your attitude.
"I believe in Eli!" -Deion Sanders
"Eli done gangsta'd the NFL" -Deion Sanders
JPP for NFL Defensive Player of the Year
If I had 1 dollar for every time Gruden mentions that Jimmy Gramm is 6'6"
I would have 602,099,254,345,346,091 dollars
Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
Ace Ventura: Nonsense poopy-pants!!
by I am a Romosexual on Dec 27, 2011 9:59 PM EST reply actions
lol. Thats alotta dollars.
But yeah, Gruden is annoying. And he keeps making faces at me, I can’t take it anymore…
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
No more score predictions...
That must be awful tough on you. I'd say just ignore him 'til he stops.
Also, did you know Jimmy Graham used to play basketball? Jon Gruden told me that. Alot.
I'm down with J.T., Osi, and JPP.
Ya know..... I think heard that too. :-)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
No more score predictions...
He did actually
and hes 6’6"
"It is super important to come out right away and stuff it down people's throats and make them respect the run. We have Hakeem and Mario and Cruz and then they can get off as well. It starts with the running game always."
- BJacobs
Ah, You're Asking for Romo.
:)
Hope your wish will be granted. It’s insane to want to play him more than McGee.
by bloodyhanded on Dec 28, 2011 12:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
We'll never know about McGee
But facing Romo worked out ok. lol
"I believe in Eli!" -Deion Sanders
"Eli done gangsta'd the NFL" -Deion Sanders
JPP for NFL Defensive Player of the Year
Shokcingly enough
Aikman has been getting better as the years have gone along (maybe shedding some of that Cowboy stank)… but Buck is still terrible, all the time. He got my vote easily.
Collinsworth is a bit of a doucher, but he knows his football.
We have very similar opinions.
I actually like CC and have enjoyed him since he was the “new kid” on Inside The NFL with Len Dawson and Nick Buonticonti from way back when.
I give these guys some of a break because they have a hard job trying to comment instantaneously to everything they are saying.
I don’t have a problem with Aikman anymore, at all, really. As you said, he has evolved.
But Buck sucks, and I had no hesitation in voting for him.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
No more score predictions...
Buck will always have my hatred for his call of the helmet catch
Eli Manning…stays on his feet…airs it out down the field…it is caught by Tyree…
Go Giants!
*correction*
comment instantaneously to everything they are SEEING.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
No more score predictions...
All these announcers are great when the Giants are winning...
when the Giants are losing, or getting hammered, they all suck.
Can we get an "All three" option??
They all suck real bad when doing our games.
For all of you who want to see an exciting play turned into boring baloney by Joe Buck...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dFmZ7pW4eM
Telling the stories of Big Blue since 1996.
The best analyst out there is by far and away Dan Dierdoff..
The best play by play announcer?…beats me, they all stink..Marv Albert is okay as long as he isn’t dressed in drag and getting whipped by a domineering mistress..or whatever you call them things..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Naturally, for the ATL game, we drew Troy, Joe and Pam.
But, hey, I’m just happy to be in the playoffs so hopefully I’ll be drunk enough to not notice their useless babbling.
"I believe in Eli!" -Deion Sanders
"Eli done gangsta'd the NFL" -Deion Sanders
JPP for NFL Defensive Player of the Year

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