New York Giants Notes: Sunday Morning Reading Material
by Ed Valentine on Dec 18, 2011 7:00 AM EST
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PrintGood morning, New York Giants fans! Today we see if the Giants can get past their annoying tendency to play down to the level of teams that are not as talented as they are. They had better if they want to be a playoff team. There is no more margin for error.
Anyway, here is some reading material for you as you await the 1 p.m. ET kickoff.
Michael Boley Under Investigation For Child Abuse - SB Nation New York
New York Giants linebacker Michael Boley is under investigation amid allegations that he repeatedly abused his five-year old son this spring, TMZ reported on Saturday.
Giants won't fall flat at home again ... right? | New York Daily News
If the Giants lose this game they don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. Really. It would be pathetic. They are better than the Redskins, no matter what happened on Opening Day, and if they come out flat with so much at stake – as they so often do at home when there’s so much at stake – they should be ashamed of themselves.
Giants rookie Henry Hynoski boosts run game by creating big holes | NJ.com
Rookie fullback Henry Hynoski isn’t one to trash talk; he usually allows his hard-hitting play to serve as his communication on the field.
And he was doing just that last Sunday night against the Dallas Cowboys, consistently creating holes for the Giants’ stable of running backs throughout a crucial 37-34 victory.
But when Cowboys veteran linebacker Brady James, who Hynoski met head-on throughout the night, began running his mouth, Hynoski didn’t hold back.
"I really don’t chirp unless somebody chirps at me first, so if somebody says something to me first, that’s when I’ll kind of go back at it," Hynoski said. "I usually stay to myself during the game for the most part.
Boothe believes snapping problems fixed - Giants Blog - ESPN New York
Kevin Boothe believes there's a better fitting baseball analogy for trying to fix his snapping problems than one that involves Chuck Knoblauch.
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Ed what did you do S....Ooops!!! sorry we already had that controversy..LOL!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
i hate to jump to conclusions
And I know how vanditive a women scorned can be first hand. But if these charges come to be true as much as Boley has been a brite spot this season I would want him gone no questions just gone.
by hit_hard on Dec 18, 2011 7:33 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I agree hit_hard
I’ve had crazy broads say crazy sh* about me that wasn’t true … (thank God I’m married now and not dating any more).
So I will reserve judgment on Boley. Innocent until proven guilty.
But if He is proven guilty, I hope they put his stuff in a box outside the facility, so he doesn’t even get to come in to clean out his own locker. That is a really harsh thing to say so just to repeat myself, he could be entirely innocent and a great guy. We should assume that’s the case until proven otherwise.
(And let’s hope he makes some big plays while we are rooting for him)
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 18, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
Boley..for now..I am sticking to my gut feeling that..
This issue is motivated by two women looking for money..I’ll wait for the facts to come out..I won’t judge him.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
The fact that this story broke...
through TMZ rather than legitimate sports media prevents me from giving it credence. I am also with you with respect to the suspicion that money may be a motiving factor. Times are hard these days…you know?
by LoNJDTechnology on Dec 18, 2011 8:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
TMZ
is usually right about these stories, though.
by Ed Valentine on Dec 18, 2011 8:10 AM EST up reply actions
It should be clarified
They are very likely to be right about the investigation. news organizations don’t / can’t make up that kind of stuff without putting themselves at risk of lawsuit. Whether or not he is innocent, I doubt they took any stance on that.
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 18, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
She has done this before
Same woman he had issues with when he played in ATL……. i remember him saying she always uses their autistic son to try and start something.
Peyton May Have The Wins!!
But Eli Will Have The Rings!!!
Skydiving?Forgot your parachute? TUCK AND ROLLE! On fire? TUCK AND ROLLE Got shot? TUCK AND ROLLE Lost your car keys? TUCK AND ROLLE Failed that history test? TUCK AND ROLLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuCwrZrNQM&feature=related
Boley.
I would like to know what exactly did Boleyn do. Under NJ law there are a number of things that can be classified as abuse. Anyone know the details?
by LoNJDTechnology on Dec 18, 2011 7:40 AM EST via mobile reply actions
To my knowledge no further detail has been published..
So like I said I’m not going to disparage the guy..until some factual information is published..I hate the guy has to go out on the field and play football with that on his mind..that’s got to be torture for him.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Gold Digger
I’ve got a feeling that this is all about some gold digging beotchs looking for a free ride. It just sounds fishy, no additional charges filed except for a claim for more money. Whoever heard of women trying to squeeze money out of a professional athlete. That would never happen Right!?!
Your my Boy Blue!!!!!
Now I ain't saying she a Gold Digger
But she ain’t messing wit no broke broke
by AHoustonGiant on Dec 18, 2011 9:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
LOL
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 18, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha!..yeah man she's starving alright..Not..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
charges
would not be filed until the investigation was concluded. The investigation can lead to charges; they do not occur concurrently.
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 18, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
Boothe..I knew he'd fix the snap problems..
I really like that guy..I frankly don’t no where we’d be without him..He deserves to be a starter..He’s earned it..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I agree
Boothe has become a very good player. Though I think he’s still better at G, if Petrus keeps playing well, I’d stick with the current lineup. All of a sudden the OL doesn’t look aWful
It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
Snaps
Let’s just hope that Boothe has been getting a lot of practice snapping the ball. He had some pretty scary snaps at the end of last weeks game. The guy has played awesome but I would really hate to see us lose a game because of a botched exchange. But I wouldn’t change a thing on the O-line. They played the best they have all year. Saw some big azz holes for the backs to get through. If we can get the ground game going in addition to Eli show, we could be something to contend with.
Your my Boy Blue!!!!!
He was pressed yet again into action...He's had a whole week to fix that issue..and I believe
In my Phonebooth…He’ll be fine..and yes keep that line the way it is now…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
If his lardass
wasn’t as big as a forklift, that would help with his shotgun snaps, yes?….LOL!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions
Ha!!..My man Booth doesn't even need a football..
Just launch a oval shit to Eli..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
He'd have to eat a bunch of shoelaces though..gotta have laces on the shitball..
In case they have to punt or kick a field goal..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
It would definitely be reviewed on the field...
The refs would have to determine if a piece of the shit made it through the uprights, and on a punt the returner would have to determine which piece of shit they have to fair catch..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Do to guys know
If we got rid of Deihl Baas Mac and Bj we’d have 20 mill to spend in free agency!!!!!!! We’d save money and have a good line returning. Let Beatty do his thing Petrus Boothe and draft a pro ready tackle or let Brewer play and we could resign Ham long term. Not too sure I’m convinced on kiwi, I kno goff and TT are getting one yr deals so that’s that
by AHoustonGiant on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
They just
gave Baas a five year deal, and he is what 27, don’t think he is going anywhere.
The rest I can live with being gone, NP!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
I guess so but they did somewhat of the same
With Shawn Andrews last yr than let em go. Don’t see why we can’t do the same with Baas especially to save $ for players who actually had a good impact on the team this yr. Just bc JR made a decision to sign him doesn’t mean he has to stick with it being stubborn. I would resign him for less
by AHoustonGiant on Dec 18, 2011 10:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
No Osi. Tuck is probable.
I agree with Ralph, JPP will have to pick up the slack. His skills embody a perfect combination of Osi’s pass rushing ability (preinjury) and propensity to produce FFs, as well as, Tuck’s strentgh, tackling ability and ability to contain the run. If he plays this game with the same zeal he showed us in the Dallas game half the battle is already won.
by LoNJDTechnology on Dec 18, 2011 7:52 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I agree..JPP has become a real pest for offenses..If the Skins gave him special focus this week..
Which you can bet they have, then the rest of our D-line will torture Grossman..but I really don’t think they can stop that kid..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Boley
Let’s hope that the Boley story is a fabrication by some vindictive and opportunistic women. If it’s true then Boley is an a-hole of the highest proportions no matter who he plays for. My gut tells me it’s bullshit.
That's my opinion also..I consider it BS until the facts come out..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Boley
The state is compelled to investigate all allegations of child abuse. An investigation is basically proof that a complaint has been made by his estranged spouse/girlfriend. It’s a it premature to worry about this stuff.
It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
Abuse can take many forms nowadays, such as emotional.
She may be claiming that Boley made his child watch the Saints game.
by maraman on Dec 18, 2011 9:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, that hilarious!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
that's a great point trueblue
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 18, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
I absolutely agree with Ed..if we lose this game, we don't deserve a spot in the playoffs..
Dallas took care of their business last night..The Giants need to take care of theirs today..At least we don’t have to wait long to find out for a change…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Yup
This one and the finale vs Dallas. Must wins, that simple.
It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
i just hope for once this season fewell comes out aggresive with the play calling
by hit_hard on Dec 18, 2011 8:01 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm praying to Tebow that Fewell lets the dogs out of the kennel today for a change..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I'm praying the headline I saw saying TB may keep R. Morris but hire a DC is true.
PF already runs a Tampa 2. They can have him.
I think Fewell should use a more balanced approach.
Dallas play us aggressive defensively last week. You saw how that turned out. Also, didn’t the defense play them aggressively in the first Giants/Redskins game to the our detriment?
by LoNJDTechnology on Dec 18, 2011 8:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
PF
I better not see any dropping of Linemen into coverage today.
That is absolutely retarded.
Your my Boy Blue!!!!!
Yeah..I'll shoot my TV if he does that and be forced to go upstairs and watch the game..
That’ll really piss me off having to climb up and down eighteen stairs for my beer…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
You'd better get a bullet proof vest for you TV
Because you KNOW he is going to do it a few times at least.
The Boley thing looks an awful lot like gold digging to me
ON a different subject, my sunday offering is a hilarious Tim Tebow Sketch
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/tebow-snl-sketch-video/
"The Giants defense has managed to make the Matt Moore look good and Tom Brady look bad in back to back weeks. Go Figure. " - James Brewer
Yeah we're weird like that
Yes I think JPP needs to start.
No I dont care about the nuclear butt hurt this would cause Osi
Hilarious!!! hahaha!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Lmao
“you guys gotta meet me half way on this”……….. Comedy
by AHoustonGiant on Dec 18, 2011 9:47 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
poor Boley...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlq6YHnzr7I
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
Hakeem Nicks across the middle I'm BALLIN!
1:00 p.m. ET Kickoff?
Didn’t know he could that…
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Damn it is hard looking at a picture of Shanahan so early in the morning..whew!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Holy shit...
pretty damn close to Shanahan
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Everyone should be aware that after his arrest a few years ago
in Georgia that the charges against him were quietly dropped for lack of evidence. Common sense will tell you that should a pro football player beat a 5 year old there would be some physical damage to the five year old. No injuries — no case.
I didn't know that..but for sure they'll have lengthy interviews with his kids..
Even with all the coaching in the world the women may be giving them, it will fall flat on its face when the investigators grill the kids..and that will reveal the truth..and if he did what those women claim?..Shoot him…If he didn’t?..Shoot them.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Did that case
involve a child? It happened when he was with the Falcons, details?
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:31 AM EST up reply actions
I think it was for missing child support payments
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Which according
to the latest TMZ report, is up that same alley, so…
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions
So to clarify
he went from abusing his wife to now abusing 5 year olds?
It smells to me, let it play out!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
Boothe better have the snapping problems under control...
or it will be me snapping this afternoon.
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Any analogies
to Chuck New Kids on the Knoblauch, is not good. Had to live through that, and it wasn’t pretty!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Too bad the Giants think of making Boothe a two way player
when they taught him all those line positions, maybe linebacker and safety too. He seems really smart.
Tuck is IN!!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
I don't know how I feel about that
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
JPP will make Tucks life easier today..
You know the Skins have tried to plan for the Kracken..That will take pressure off of Tuck..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
+1, I know the lack of feeling.
by LoNJDTechnology on Dec 18, 2011 9:37 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Def not to thrilled
About that
by AHoustonGiant on Dec 18, 2011 9:48 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pressure is on Today
Cowgirls took care of business now we must as well
Why is Tom Quinn still here? I loves me some Coach Clawfin.
Time to unleash pressure PF..
don’t let Grossman sit back there all day, damn even he has lit them up for 300+ yards!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring", and now a chest...Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 18, 2011 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I loved it last night when Boys had 3rd and Goal ...
and Tampa rushes 3, Romo has about 10 seconds to find his receiver, and all the DB’s are standing still as statues guarding a sq. yd. of turf.
Better not see that sh*t from PF today.
You had me at hello meathead, ::sniffle:: ::tear::
He always told me, ‘If you don’t know who to hit, hit somebody,’" Hynoski said of his father. "That was always his advice. Luckily, I know who I have to hit, I know my assignments pretty well. You just got to have that mentality, that meathead mentality almost."
When I make a block for a tailback, I feel like that’s me out there running the ball in a way or me scoring a touchdown," Hynoski said. "It’s just very self-gratifying from that part just knowing I’m helping the ground game, helping the team any way I can."
haha
Its like a snickers commercial: Not going anywhere for a while? Hit somebody in the face.
by Oppenheimer919 on Dec 18, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
That's funny..my Father told me the same exact thing.."Look for a belt buckle and hit it!!"
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Had to set an alarm
Not used to these 1 o clock games…so damn early on a Sunday
Win ugly.
by tito (eight and oh) on Dec 18, 2011 10:21 AM EST reply actions
church across the street lights up the church bells at 8:30 every Sun am
and it’s not in a tower, its on the lawn about 30 feet straight shot from my bed. I haven’t slept in a Sunday at home in years.
Hahaha!!..that sucks...'Tebells' in the early morning!!
Me, based on what I did for a living..I get up on very few hours sleep..and I’m always up at 4am…No matter what…My wife still is amazed at the fact I can watch a game until midnight, watch the post-game show for another hour..Half in the bag..and still wake up all bright eyed at 4am ready to rock and roll..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Mercifully, the run of 5 consecutive games at 4:15 or 8:30 PM is over...
…for me, that translated to start times of 1:15 AM or 5:30 AM…and yes, I watched all five games (and was happy we finally won one of them!)
by Step up and make big plays on Dec 18, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
he can't talk about it
he’d have to step up and make big kill you
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 18, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"The Giants defense has managed to make the Matt Moore look good and Tom Brady look bad in back to back weeks. Go Figure. " - James Brewer
Yeah we're weird like that
Yes I think JPP needs to start.
No I dont care about the nuclear butt hurt this would cause Osi
haha...not quite.
but yes, the service, in some sense…
by Step up and make big plays on Dec 18, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
It's been since the Buffalo game right?
Can’t stand late games
Win ugly.
by tito (eight and oh) on Dec 18, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I'm going to reserve judgements on this....what with the whole golddigging factor, etc.
But if it turns out to be true, Boley is a f—-ing scumbag. If it isn’t, mah bad, Boles.
I support the Giants like bras support Kim Kardashian's boobs. It can be a struggle, we've had some jiggles, but we're still firm.
by BigBlueIntervention on Dec 18, 2011 10:45 AM EST reply actions
Yeah I'm just going to let that play out..I have no right making any judgements and neither does anyone else..
My gut like I said is telling me it is bullshit..but we’ll all have to wait and see..and not comment or disparage the guy..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I about had it with the Boley jazz..We got a game here to win!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Well I just sent wifey out for a beer run..I was too lazy to go..
She’s such a loyal trooper !!!..I’m just sitting here watching my dog licking his own balls..with envy..He usually doesn’t start that shit until company arrives..He must know it is an early game this week…
I’ve trained him to bark when I say: “Eagles !!”…“Cowboys !!”..“Redskins !!”..he barks and he gets a biscuit…Today its “Redskins !!”…funnier than shit..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Hopefully he doesn't fill up on nuts
by Pinstripes&BigBlue on Dec 18, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
I always pour a little beer on them for him..He loves beer nuts...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
U nasty bobbi!
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
The Big Boy Cometh....Team Jacobs
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
by wilddre22 on Dec 18, 2011 11:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha!!..yeah my wife still gets pissed off at me when I do that..
“Your spilling beer on the floor !!!”…“It’s tiled, honey!!..He’ll lick it up !!”..He’s a miniature Pit Bull..When he barks it sounds like he has laryingitis..I named him ‘Diesel Dick’..because the little fucker always tries to hump peoples legs..That pissed her off too haha..I told her “Don’t worry, the kids don’t know what I mean”…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Yeah it's a bitch making your own beer run
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Yeah but the payback for being too lazy to get it myself is she shows up with a carload
Of groceries to unload..So instead of just a case of beer, I have to unload the whole damn trunk to find it..What a pain in the ass that is…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Ok, BSPN
that’s enough. Your teblowing is getting beyond ridiculous. Just stop.
by TNYFBG on Dec 18, 2011 12:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I love it...BSPN...rec'd
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
No Beckum
just when he was on a roll with one catch in the last two games
I mentioned that very same thing two days ago..
The guy even gets hurt catching a pass..They need to wave bye-bye to him…I would suggest he carry Fewells bags bags out to his car when he gets the axe..but he’d probably get hurt..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Well ladies and Gents..Gametime!!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I'm officially pissed off..What a joke..today they all suck..offense and defense..so far we're totally screwed
Plenty of game left but they better start..now..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Weeee!!!..we got 3 points!!!
Do you believe in magic???..We have 30 minutes of game left..Tighten your seatbelts and grab your balls I don’t know what the ladies can grab..but find something..because this is going to be one hell of a 30 minutes..and either a continuation of, or the end of our season..Doesn’t matter..win or lose I’m going to have a stomach ache.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
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