With assists to Dick J, The Always Well Dressed, and tommy d who came up with some of these in the PF Barbecue thread. 28 is the best I could do. Still pissed I couldn't figure out how to get the "Battle of Evermore" in there.

Perry, Perry, Perry. What must we put up with you looking like a "Fool in the Rain." Your defense is the epitome of 'What is and what should never be." We've had it with your "The song remains the same" attitude and yet the "Communication Breakdown"s continue every game. It's time you admit its "Nobody's fault but mine." I know we've had "Good times, bad times" this year and still have a chance to make the playoffs despite you appearing "Dazed and Confused" for most of the season.

There are 3 games together and we pray that you can get your D together and "Bring it on home" to us so we climb the "stairway to heaven". There's nothing more Giants fans would like to do than show you a "Whole lotta love" and give you a big "Thank you" and "all of my love."

However, should you disappoint us with a "Heartbreaker" performance, "when the levee breaks" I'm "going to California" with you and I'm gonna drag you "over the hills and far away, " dump you in "The Ocean" and feed you to "Moby Dick" after beating you like Mike Vick would a "Black Dog." "Since I've been loving you" you've hurt me too much and "your time is gonna come." I'm sorry but "babe I'm gonna leave you," "how many more times" can I accept this?

Sorry, didn't mean to "Ramble on", but "hey, hey what can I do?". Let's make like "Achilles last stand" and "Rock and Roll" against the Skins and "dancing days are here again"

And so we pray to the "Houses of the holy" aka the Tebow residence.

Cheers,
TNYFBG