New York Giants News And Notes: 'Superman' Edition
by Ed Valentine on Dec 15, 2011 7:45 AM EST
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Scout.com: "Superman" JPP Becoming Indispensible
Dave Tollefson sat at his locker this afternoon and discussed the possibility of the Giants having to face the Washington Redskins Sunday without starting defensive ends Justin Tuck and Osi Umenyiora, neither of whom practiced today. Tollefson wasn’t overly concerned, because Jason Pierre-Paul was standing 10 feet away.
"We got Superman over here," Tollefson said. "As long as he keeps coming to save the day, we’ll be alright."
The legend of Pierre-Paul continues to leap over tall buildings in a single bound. The Giants’ second-year end yesterday was named the NFC Defensive Player of the Week for his dominant performance in a 37-34 victory Sunday night in Dallas, a victory that put the Giants in the driver’s seat in the NFC East race. Pierre-Paul had eight tackles, two sacks, a safety, a forced fumble and a blocked field goal.
"If you take him out of that game, how do we win it?" Tollefson said.
MVP candidate Manning earning rave reviews, if not Pro Bowl votes
"The thing that has been impressive with Eli is that the running game has not been as productive as it was a year ago because of injuries," Redskins coach Mike Shanahan said, "and yet he has still taken the bull by the horns. He is playing exceptionally just going through his reads. "And if you look at the sacks, touchdown to interception ratio, usually when someone does that it means the running game is going good and the passing game is going good. Even though it may be because of injuries, he has really taken over and done a fantastic job."
Jets coach Rex Ryan takes jab at Giants, references DeSean Jackson's punt return | NJ.com
When asked about the return skills of DeSean Jackson, Jets coach Rex Ryan took a playful jab at the Giants, who saw their 2010 season crumble at the hands of a 65-yard Jackson punt return as time expired.
"I think there are people around here that might be able to answer that question better than us," Ryan said, referencing the Giants.
Giants' Antrel Rolle continues to defend himself over blown coverage | NJ.com
The safety, well-aware of NBC analyst Cris Collinsworth’s assessment of the play during the broadcast, continued his shots at commentators and vehemently defended himself.
"You have these analysts that figure like they know exactly what’s going on," Rolle said. "And I’m not criticizing them and honestly in a lot of situations I may understand even what they see, but don’t sit there and put someone on blast saying, like for instance, ‘Oh, Antrel Rolle got barbequed.’ Get out of here with that, man."
Giants' Kenny Phillips says defense 'needs to do our part' | NJ.com
"The offense is doing a great job of putting points on the board and keeping us in games. We definitely have to step up and do our part," Phillips said. "We can’t let those guys down. They’re working extremely hard over there and guys on defense, we want to be great. We just have to get it done."
Giants' Mitch Petrus learning when to hold and when not to | NJ.com
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If Petrus has to play against JPP
in practice all week……hell yeah you learn how to hold.
And JPP can tell him how to do it as well as he gets held frequently without the calls.
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
I wonder if Ware had
Paul envy this week
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
wishes he had the lowercase ny on his helmet
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 15, 2011 8:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
Team TAWD:
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
REX RYAN F*** U
Rex Ryan needs to shut up b4 nexxt sunday when we beat him and the J-E-T-S JETS JETS.
in Billy, Proky, and Tebow we trust
Wilpons need to just go away like Bin Laden
Mara family buy the Mets plz
the nets are going to the playoffs
mets will win one day
Giants Super Bowl Champs this yr and every other yr.
by NYCBOSSforLIFE on Dec 15, 2011 8:00 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I have a feeling the Eggs are gonna for the Jets
Theyre playing spoiler and their D was Teeing off last week on Matt Moore. I kinda want the Jets in the playoffs, but I think they’re gonna lose back to back games and be watching us fly high into the post season! Ehhhhhhh but if they do happen to make it I know it’s gonna b bc of wins this week and the week after next
The playoffs just wouldn’t be the same w/o Rex talking smack
by AHoustonGiant on Dec 15, 2011 8:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
When the Iggles
are mathematically eliminated, will they be up for the Cowpokes in game 15?
That is more intriguing to Giant fans, yes?
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Couglin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 8:34 AM EST up reply actions
misery loves company
and the eggs hate the Girls. It will be their last true effort of the season.
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 15, 2011 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
And I hope...
The Jets trounce the Eagles. One of the rare times I will be cheering hard for the Jets. My thought process is that the Jets win big, get full of themselves (as normal), then suck against the Giants the next week. The Eagles, pissed that they have a losing record vs. NY teams for the year, destroy Dallas and then realize they just helped us win the division. All Eagles fans cry in their beers.
Perfect scenario CCE
And I am thinking the same thing, I want the Jets to win big for the overconfidence – the desperation coming off a loss factor.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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I got a bad feeling that the Eagles are going to win out
making two very pissed off teams (Jets and Cowboys) gunning for us in the last two games.
Well, the Jets and Cowboys are going to be gunning for us no matter what
since its December and they are both fighting for the playoffs. Don’t care of the Jets win or lose to the Eagles but I’m sure as hell rooting for the Eagles to beat Dallas.
Maybe Fatboy should
Walk past the trophy case and check the 3 lombardis and 4 NFC Champ Trophys the other team around here has. What a big mouth loser! This guy hasnt won d__k! as a head coach. STFU! Rex and try winning a championship first. What a douche!
They don't let him near the Trophy case..
He starts blubbering and crying all over it..Workers got tired of cleaning his tears and snot off of it..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
LOL...I just cant take the fans
They used to be less arrogant, but now they have had minor success the last 2 years and they act like they have won 2 straight SB. And you would think after the G-Men beat thier most hated rival to prevent a perfect season they would have a little more respect.
by NYG86-90-07 on Dec 15, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
I hope both Eagles and Giants end the Jets season without playoffs.
I’m tired of hearing from Rex Ryan.
JPP for MVP
"Hello...you play to win the game."
by TrueBlue777 on Dec 15, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
The Redskins
will be without Fred Davis & Trent Williams, who can be said toke one toke over the line!
I think Landry will be out too (Achilles), hoping Osi would be ready this week, not looking
good on that front.
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Couglin
*took one
he said
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Couglin
cough cough
… what?
nygmen123: Again, without Vick or Maclin, or Cromartie. Injuries don't seem to bother them. They just bring in guys to make plays
nygmen123: Stopped the Pats on the first series. Planted Brady twice. Guess what gang? This team isn't quitting. Or making excuses.
Simms-McC: Yeah -- I wish the Giants were more like the Eagles
nygmen123: In intensity and fight? Right now, so do I.
EAGLES LOSE, 38-20.
by Simms-McConkey on Dec 15, 2011 8:48 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
That was actually a line from a song many years ago. “One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus”.
I can’t remember who though, thing it was a male duo or duet, whatever.
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Couglin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 8:56 AM EST up reply actions
There you go
I was too lazy to look it up, well done.
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions
An oldie but a goodie
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Probably best known
from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas… kicks in right after Hunter runs through his “supply briefcase” for the trip.
Mitch Peppers
Lovin this kid and his attitude. This line we have now is the best we have had all year. Don’t mess with it Tommy Boy. Just let Mr. Pat F. continue to coach this unit up. Nothing we can do about Diehl but keep giving him help.
Why is Tom Quinn still here? I loves me some Coach Clawfin.
I loved the pick when we got him
I was a little disappointed he didn’t get some PT last year, but he’s a real beast. I understand he still has a long way to go before he’s truly a starter, but I’m pleased with his performance so far.
I like linebackers. I collect 'em. You can't have too many good ones. - Bill Parcells
Be excellent to each other... and party on, dudes. - Abraham Lincoln
just wait until he can calm down
and focus that energy he has. I think experience is the only thing that is going to help.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
There is no substitute
I got him pegged to be my new favorite Olineman as long as he keeps getting better.
In 2005 I hitched my star to Deihl because he mauled guys in the run game against WAS after Wellington Mara died and paved the way for Tiki and his 200 yard plus day. Then I pulled for him in 2007 when everyone doubted him at LT when the Giants let Pettigout go.
But obviously he has been going downhill for 2 and a half years now.
Mitch Petrus. MNFBOAOL (My new favorite beast of an offensive lineman)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Mitch P held the record for 225lb bench press in the college combine at 69 reps?
This guy is brute effin strength!!! Road grader for sure!! Pass blocking can be corrected, but what a find.
by oldschoolblue64 on Dec 15, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
lol 45 reps
69 reps would be unfairly strong
Going to have to agree with Tolly...
It sucks not having Tuck or Osi practicing and maybe them both missing another game, but at this point i think I’d be more concerned with JPP not being out there. Tuck just hasn’t been himself all year and Osi is Osi at this point in time (and hopefully Tuck will come back at 100% next year) JPP is our best D lineman.
ELIte
by colinlovestheknicks on Dec 15, 2011 8:57 AM EST reply actions
TWO WRs over 1000 Yards
I know it is not “Giant Football”… but I’m proud to be a team with 2 WRs of 1000 yards. If nothing else it shows that we can adapt. Our run game has been weak. So, we have to throw and we’ve done it effectively.
I was very happy a few years back when we were 2 RBs over 1000 Yards (as that shows domination of the line), but let’s not dismiss this feat as something special.
Great point. What it also means is...
…that the WRs have been stepping up and making big plays. 15+ YPC averages for both, plus for Ballard as well, the team’s third leading pass catcher.
by Step up and make big plays on Dec 15, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Somebody around here said recently
that we as fans need to accept the shootout mentality. And we do, unless there is miraculous improvement from the D in short order.
I think it was Flynner? Was it you, Flynn?
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Somebody around here said recently
that we as fans need to accept the shootout mentality. And we do, unless there is miraculous improvement from the D in short order.
I think it was Flynner? Was it you, Flynn?
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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I think Tolly got his superhero monickers mixed up
when he talked about JPP “coming to save the day.”
That’s Mighty Mouse’s calling card.
Superman leaps buildings at a single bound and all that jazz.
Sorry Tolly, just sayin…
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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I loved Mighty Mouse when I was a kid!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Pure Polly Purebread was hot...
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Wait... was she from Underdog?
I dunno. One thing I do know, I’m gettin’ OLD! lol
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Like
the alliteration, LOL!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
anyone catch Giants Rewind on MSG?
they got a clip of CWeb looking up at jerrytron 500000, sayin I just stoppped… on that play that Rolle seems to have to defend his play on. Thus accepting blame.
Next story.
You down wit JPP?
I got 99 problems but a Vick ain't one!
well we know he just stopped
it’s not like he quit on the play…he stopped to cover F. Jones in the flat thinking Rolle had Dez deep.
Dallas put Jones, Witten, and Dez on that side and forced the Giants to communicate….they didn’t….and paid for it.
Fire Fewell
Yeah
Cweb says “I just let him go” really? How do they not know what to do? If its to complex then simplfy Perry. Its crazy. Did you Princes face after he got burned? he was like damn these guys are fast.
by NYG86-90-07 on Dec 15, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
Fan vote is a third of the vote.
Eli will be there, but I get your point.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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I hate that
JPP and Cruz are not listed in the voting because they are not “starters”
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah that makes no sense at all..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Me too, but F the Probowl
Get us to the SuperBLOW!!!!!
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Hell yeah
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
Damn right!!!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Honestly, if Fewell
could just tighten up the red zone D, make teams kick FG’s when they get there instead of scoring TD’s, we would have something.
Give up the yards, the big plays, fine, but can you just work on the red zone defense? Coach situational football in the red zone, like, all friggin’ day? It make a HUGE difference if we gave up less points (obvious to make a point.)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Giants fans care about Eli getting to the playoffs and the superbowl
not some dumb all star game that no one cares about.
probowl is a farce and a popularity contest. i'm sure eli doesn't care so why should we
so there is constant shortchanging
Since he won't be available that week
it would be nice if we could at least vote him in.
Agree, all good points. Eli doen't seem to care, it is a popularity contest and it doen't matter if the Giants have no one playing in the game like 2007!
It simply to show that we support our players.
KP knows the deal...
“The offense is doing a great job of putting points on the board and keeping us in games. We definitely have to step up anddo our partmake big plays,” Phillips said.
by Step up and make big plays on Dec 15, 2011 9:48 AM EST reply actions
I hate when these guys misquote you...
hate it!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Me too!!..Shame shame!!!..They can't even get a famous quote right..no wonder they suck on defense..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
hahaha
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Rex Ryan has the class of a crusted up ass...
The shit he comes out with is enough to make your feet stink..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I'm sure
that a foot bath might be in order… and Rex would love it
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
I bet he gives his wife foot baths all the time.
When he pauses long enough to stop shoving pie in his pie hole.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Ha
since they are in Philly Sunday… who will eat more Cheese-steaks…. Rex or Andy?
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know but if Vegas has an over/under bet on total consumption I'll go with the over
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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you gotta
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I haven't had a cheesesteak in a looong time.
I think I need one for lunch today…
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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same here
but getting them at Deli’s and such in NY are not the same…. I need some Pats or Geno’s
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
True, they often disappoint.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Wow...
That may be a hotter ticket to hold than the actual game. Oh…they could put AR and RR on the field with ONE cheese-steak and let them fight to the death for it…gladiator style!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I would love to hear Rex's pregame smack talk leading up to the cheesestaek bowl
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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wouldn't understand him
too much food in his mouth
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
And that he would be calling "practice," I suppose.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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They should have Ryan and Reid meet for a Cheesesteak toss instead of a coin..
The referee can toss it in the air and they can fight for who gets first possession..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
by Bobbiblue on Dec 15, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ha
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
I like that one.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Could be a bench clearing brawl in the making
The Battle of The Cheesebutts !!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
The apple
doesn’t fall from the damn tree in that family. Rex is more like Daddy, the other one with
the late 60’s-early 70’s hairdo! Where art thou Jerry Garcia!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure if either of those guys know what an apple is!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Pie, they know pie!
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You might have a point
I think both have been ordering Philly cheese steaks from Andy Reid,
FedEx delivery coming!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Rob grows his hair long and a beard..
Because he looks at his brother and realize how fucking ugly he’d look if he shaved an go a haircut..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Personally
since I don’t live in NY, don’t get too caught up in the Jints-Jets stuff or the Ryans.
With that said, when the Jets fail to make the Superblow for the third straight year,
I have a feeling that Tannenbaum will tell Sexy Rexy too cool it with the “predictions”.
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
He'll have to
It worked to get the Jets up off the Mangini mat, and the fact that they got close, but if he keeps saying it he will become a joke.
And Jets fans will get pissed at him and tired of the big talk with no results.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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I agree..he's making a fool of himself and the organization with that crap..
He’s the only head coach that does that…and it irks other coaches that have class..It’s foolish…Then after he loses he always puts his foot in his mouth..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
and if he wins
He puts his wifes foot in his mouth
we will never win the superblow!!!!!
TMFS!!!!!
Black Heart, Gold Pants, Cant Lose!!!!
by gianthawk34 on Dec 15, 2011 11:44 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
The blown coverage has been massively misrepresented!!
It’s obvious that CWeb and Rolle both just lost Dez Bryant in the big scary bright light inside that amazing stadium.
Anyone else find it funny that Ware went after Tuck when he made the comments about Cowboy’s Stadium only to hear his own QB blame the same exact stadium (that everybody wants to play home games in) for why they lost the game?
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
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Ironic and funny as hell
They got to pick on us for turning the lights out on them last year, now we get our turn.
Was the bright light Dez saw Jerruh’s forehead?
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Ha
Don’t people claim that they saw a “bright light” during near death experiences? Maybe that was the light he was talking about…and their season is slowly walking directly into that light.
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Ever see Poltergeist?
Go into the light, Dallas, there is peace and serenity, in the light. lol
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Haha
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
Haha!!
We walked out of there: “This house is clean”..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I loved it when Jim Carrey said that in Ace Ventura
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Yeah that was funny as hell...haha
The best was him squeezing himself out the ass of that robot Rhino…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
You guys are all big mean bullies!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Watch it kid, tell the teacher and we'll be coming for after school. Behind the gym.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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ha...
I guess that’s better than telling the teacher and having him come get you behind the gym.
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Sanduskey?
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
No, not me... I mean HIM
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Nah, Sandusky likes showers...
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
winner!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Aw geez ain't that the truth.
Funny clip, but it sucks that that shit is on our minds because of all the wackos in the news right now who have been molesting kids.
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yeah its sad
lets hope justice is served
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, and when the rich and powerful
are involved justice being served tends to be alot more difficult.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Instead of Paterno being told to 'Break a Leg' for good luck..
They told him ‘Break a Hip’…so he did..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Paterno is a scumbag in this too.
It’s disgusting how everybody knew…
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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He sure is a part of it...No way in hell he isn't.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Yeah they spend too much money trying people for shit like this..
Just take out back and shoot them..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I'll tell ya..If Sandusky did tell a kid meet 'behind' the gym..
They had better be wearing steel underwear..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
shut up
and give me your lunch money
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
HA!
Would it be easier if I post my credit card info here so we don’t have to use Western Union like usual?
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
That's why
I gave an apple to my teacher…especially the female ones!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
I just used to give the nice looking female teachers a nice soft squeeze on their behinds..
And then we’d meet in the Principals office…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
for a threeway?
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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I can stop reading comments today because that one is obviously the best.
Nice
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
lol
this thread has gotten out of hand
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Thursdays always seem to be the Silly day of the week..We all just joke around
Because we are getting exhausted talking Giants football..So this is like a water break (Shit as I just typed that 1 million women’s water broke..haha)..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
hahaha
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
LOL, and you are right, we need a breather from praising Eli and JPP
and from trying to put our finger on why Perry Fool and his court jesters can’t get it together.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Yeah but it was the wrong kind...I could never figure that part of it out...haha
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
True story..I got in trouble one day in school because the teacher had two apples on her desk..
And I being me..walked up and staring right at her chest said: “Nice apples”..That got me detention..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Clever as hell, Bobbi
Detention eh? So your saying the teacher needed to see you after school….
Hmmmm, Van Halen comes to mind here…
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Haha!!..another failed mission..LOL!!
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
one of the best music videos ever
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
No doubt.
Wanna know how cool Van Halen is?
My 8 year old daughter routinely asks to hear them. And she says she likes David better than Sammy with no prompting from me. Says he has a better “rock and roll voice.”
I tell ya kids are the best. :-)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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that is great, the kids these days need to know about classic rock
I liked “Van Hagar” but nothing with ever beat the showmanship of David Lee Roth
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by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 15, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah instead of that junk they listen to nowadays..That's cool your daughter
has an ear for good ’ol music at 8 years old..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
It's fair and balanced in my car
We listen to her stuff like Selena Gomez, and I tell her I like it, and then there are the times when we roll down all the windows and turn up the volume on some classic rock.
The funniest thing is when I look back at the kids, and they all have these serious looks on their faces and are air guitaring and air drumming.
Special moments my man
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Sammy is awesome, but I'll take the package that Diamond Dave brings to the table
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Does anyones compare? :-)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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this is the truth
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
Just ordered FatHeads for all available Giants. Now I have something to aim at when punching holes in my wall.
Kids sure are the best...and they come out with stuff
That can instantly embarrass us parents..I have a million of those moments..Especially in stores..If you take your kids to a store I guarantee you.. you will walk out of there feeling like your face is badly sunburned ..and it doesn’t ever stop until they reach their teens..The most recent one for me was I took my eleven year old to Walmart to get him a body armour shirt for football..well this big fat woman whose weight I wouldn’t even dare taking a stab at she was so large..is in the aisle wearing short..real short spandex shorts and a damn tube-top..I swear her nipple were hanging out of that thing, but I tried to repress my marvelling at that thing and got back to looking..Well my Son says out loud: “Hey Dad, why is that Lady shopping in her underwear?”..I damn near died…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
How far
is Port St. Lucie from the Tampa area? I might be heading down there in a few months for some golf and ST baseball, around mid-March.
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Tampa is on the West coast..North West of Port St Lucie
Which is where we live on the East coast…It is about a 3 hr drive..(186 miles)..Keep me posted and maybe we can hook up for some Golf..or beers..or both..haha
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Yeah
I lived in Tampa for four years, wasn’t sure how far from you?
If I head down (not sure yet), I will send Ed my contact info.
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh man that is great.
Ever see the Walmart people pictures?
If not, google them. The broad you and your son saw might just be in there. :-)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Haha!!..It's like fright night going in there..Walmart is the official
Superstore for rednecks..Sometimes when I go in there (without the kids) I half forget what I went in there for..I’m too busy looking at people and wondering..what the hell is that..I feel like Steve Martin in that old SNL appearance “What the hell is that ?!?”..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I remember that one! lol
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Yeah that was one of my all-time favorites..
I loved the way he ended it: “Ohhh I know what that is !”..Then he turns back around looking confused and says: “What the hell is that ?!?”..frigging hilarious
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
There's another SNL comparison to shopping in Walmart..
You see alot of people and that song “I can’t stop my leg !” pops in my head…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
went to a Walmart in Augusta, Maine
no sooner did I get inside when I see some dude dressed exactly like BA Barrackus (MR.T) pushing a shopping cart filled with those big tubs of Cheese balls.
Dude was a dead ringer rainbow socks, feather earring, suspenders, gold chains, and a rough version of the hair cut (looked home done)
The worst part… I was not suprised at all.
You down wit JPP?
I got 99 problems but a Vick ain't one!
Haha!!!
True story..I went in there one day..and rolled up to the cashier..This dude in front of me had tattoos all over and and that metal piercings all over his eyebrows nose and lips..Plus his earlobe was pierced and he had like a six inch diameter ring in it..looked like a fucking tire rim..I could help it..I just stared at him..couldn’t avoid it..and his wife was just as fugly..So he looks at me and asks what I’m staring at him for..so I told him “I’ll give you one guess..and don’t tell me other people don’t stare at you”..Well he left in a big ’ol huff..nothing happened but that was by far the weirdest shit I ever saw in there..Looked like he had an emergency donut tire in his ear lobe..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Light up the Sky
Is one of my favorite songs of all time..kind of like the Giants…“Yeah were all fast breakers coming outta gates takin chances were the crash and burn”
by NYG86-90-07 on Dec 15, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Love that song.
The ending to it is pretty awesome
Hopefully, just like the Giants. ;-)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Great song..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Comment of the day
It’s a winner!
"Beckum is Beckum, it's a hamstring".....Tommy Coughlin
by Great Gatsby on Dec 15, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Reporter: Rex how does feel like to win a Superbowl?
Rex: Uhh..
Reporter: Oh wait I think you already answered that in the last question.
I've never seen some many middle fingers lol I love it. - Justin Tuck
by BigBlueWreckingYou on Dec 15, 2011 11:30 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Rex: "Oh you'll have to ask Weeb Ewbank"..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
some reporter really oughta do this
ask him how it feels to win the Sb, then quickly… “oh whoops I mean uhhh I’m at the wrong stadium? But my desk booked my flight here months ago when you guarenteed it.”
Then leave in a huff
You down wit JPP?
I got 99 problems but a Vick ain't one!
New look O-line playing well and deserve some credit for the win over the Cowboys.
They moved the pile and gave Eli enough time to get the ball down the field. I hope Coughlin doesn’t mess it up by putting in anyone who’s not playing right now except for Deihl.
JPP for MVP
"Hello...you play to win the game."
It is good for this time of the year that the running game has been good in the last two games and the OL is gelling.
This will be tremendous help for the post season.
Need that balance.
Keep those knees healthy #27. Same goes for you 44 with your feet. And make the damn curfew, will ya?
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
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Yes indeed this is the time of year we need it..
And agreed that O-line configuration..Is exactly where it should be..I hope they don’t swizzle it around again..but we’ll find out Sunday whether or not what we saw in Dallas was not a mirage..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
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