Fire Coughlin

I can’t remember the last time I read a fan post on this site that wasn’t satirical

“Suck For Luck”

i think its a little too late

Which we do, in fact, have. Sorry to rain some truth on your post, but…

How about fire Fewell and bring back Spags when he’s fired? No amount of sarcasm can hide the fact that we need to do something with our D. We’re 31st in pass D and until this game we couldn’t stop the run. We should NEVER just be rushing 3! Brandon Jacobs needs to run VERTICLE, Ware shouldn’t be running on 3 and 1!

Should we have won this game? I dunno, 49ers came out and player their game and won. We should have beaten the skins and Seahawks. Good football teams don’t lose to teams like that. They just don’t. Now we are in a precarious position. We only have a game on dallass and we’re staring at the rought end of our schedule.

I cant vote in this after knowing that this is just a joke. it is too politically incorrect for me to vote into this fun poll. lol. None of the above then maybe.

I just think it’s funny how Eli starts the game 10 for 10, then when he goes 6 for 16 its Gilbride’s fault.

By my count, the Giants made 6 errors on Special Teams yesterday. I’ve never coached professional football, or unprofessional football for that matter, but that sounds like a lot.

The Giants didn’t win yesterday because they had no shot, none. I heard it on TV, the Niners are too good, blah blah blah. To hear Aikman tell it, the Niners defense was a combination of the 85 Bears, The Steel Curtain, and The Justice League of America. And yet somehow the Giants managed to compete for four quarters, as they always do.

When I say “Knock knock”, you say “Who’s there?”

Ready?

Knock knock…….

…………

Fire Perry Fewell.

Last week those same voices of dissention were probably praising this team and crowning them as champions of the universe.

but somehow that team has vanished and is replaced by this, the Bizzaro Giants, team.

Jump! Do it, do it now! Go get to the Choppper!

order a pair of rose colored glasses from simms so you can give the Giants LBs an A grade …lol what a joke!!!

I am NOT a big fan of Perry Fewell.

Given our excellent talent level at every position, I feel that we generally underachieve, schematically.

However, I think it’s worth noting that to this point, we have lost our defensive QB in Goff (would we kill Gilbride if Carr had been our QB all season?) and several key defensive backs, not to mention playing several games missing KEY defensive pieces like Tuck and Osi.

In order to play at a high level, a unit needs time to gel and play as one. To this point in the season, aside from two big missing pieces on Goff and Thomas, even the remaining unit has been injured and we have not seen the full group out there together for any multi-game sample.

I could pass judgment and make broad, general condemnations, but given these factors I choose to reserve my judgment until the end of the season. Just something I’ve learned over the years here, to not have knee-jerk overreactions to small and inconsistent samples.

Just kidding. FIRE PERRY FEWELL!

very entertaining.

from the famous troll “D-JackFan” on how to fix the Eaglets:

From D-Jack Fan over at Bleeding Green Envy on how to fix what ails the Eggs:

Coaching Moves:

The Eagles hire Perry Fewell as the head coach
-Tough and vocal defensive minded coach that players will go to war for. He is a great teacher and he is a guy who should have his own team at this point. He has all kinds of experience and he isn’t a scheme limited guy. He has learned from some great coaches and he is a pretty aggressive defensive shot caller.

I’m glad I didn’t have to see them live because it looks like the ultimate morons from the places where the Comedy Threads got their material invaded BBV yesterday.

What a joke.

statements that Simmsy listed for us, I was trying to pick the most, ahem…. “insightful” one.

It’s not easy with such gems like, “We need to see what David Carr can do.”
Or how we need to possibly trade an entire draft to get an impact LB.
Maybe Nnamdi being the difference between a Superblow winner and loser is the smartest one. I’ll just go ask at BGN.

But I think my vote would have to go to “Should we possibly organize a boycott for the next home game?” Yes, this is what needs to be done. That will teach those players and coaches to dare lose a game.

I didn’t know we had such genius here at BBV

For keeping things light after a loss.

But I still maintain that coaches know better than we do. They see the All-22 footage, they look at film all week and, quite frankly, they’ve been at it for longer than anybody here. We can try to have a debate about replacing coaches and coordinators with somebody who seems to execute a different and more effective game-plan, but saying “We should have blitzed…the QB throws worse when he’s under pressure!!!!” after we rush 4 is dumb. There’s obviously more to coaching than we see, and we should trust the ownership and GM to make the right moves personnel-wise.

just when i thought it was safe for JR to casually ride in his blimp…people are trying to throw him out of it again.

anyways…regardless of what happens the rest of this season……..as long as we beat the Cowgirls…we’ll be just fine. Eggs are done…especially once we lay them to rest Sunday night.

Who do you think you are to talk like an Eggles fan? Maybe you ARE an Eggles fan…oh, wait, it’s a satirical piece; I get it.

Haha, with the attention this post got, I thought you were gonna do a great job of playing Devil’s Advocate, but you did provide me with some good laughs. I still don’t think that Clawfin guy can ever win a Superblow though.