Caption Contest 3...Anyone?
Good stuff again, guys. If you missed the last FanPost then you should go check it out right here...Caption Contest. Funny stuff all around for sure...here is the photo from last week:
The winner of the last contest is "The Always Well Dressed" for this gem...
Tom: Good game Andy. If your hungry, Tuck has the hook up at Subway, he can get us a few sandwiches.
Andy: There’s never any "if" with me Tom, I’m always hungry.
The runner up is "1giantlion" with a strong showing with this beauty...
Tom: I’m a little disappointed they didnt call enough Roughing penalties on Mike.
Okay, funny...now moving on...
FYI...handshake is after a second quarter TD...You guys know what's up.
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Tom: Thanks, Eli. My back been stiff ever since we got off the plane.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
Tom: “Hey #10 come here! ….(whispering) Now listen Peyton, tone this down a little bit or else someone’s gonna realize something’s up”.
Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows
by Rorschach44 on Oct 4, 2011 10:20 AM EDT reply actions 14 recs
the pressure is on to top my last one
Tom: Great pass but what the hell happened on the Cruz play?
Eli: No idea coach but maybe showing him replays of my “slide” highlight was a bad idea.
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 4, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Inception all over again
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
MAKE IT WORK!!!
Tom: How’s My Manning Face?
Eli: Needs work.
by brisulph on Oct 4, 2011 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Eli: Coach why is there Cheese whiz on your hand.
TC: I shook hands with Andy before this game.
Eli: ….That was a week ago.
TC: I know, he has a problem.
"The last proclamation out of Philly that meant anything was a Declaration in 1776"
"This is great. We usually get to play two regular season games before people tell us we aren't worth a s***." - Pat Hanlon the Twitter Champion
by sejo28 on Oct 4, 2011 11:11 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Tom, would you like a delicious chocloate covered pretzel?
This reference to Mallrats might date me a bit.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
No worries.
Game of NHL ’94, anyone?
Win ugly.
by tito (eight and oh) on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
sega style
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
Thats almost older than me...
Top of the BBV fantasy league! Team Figging lives on
by ChuckyofNorris on Oct 6, 2011 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey Tom
Thanks for replacing Gilbride with my big bro, I feel much better now
Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
by Willgfass on Oct 4, 2011 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Tom: “Damn! Your hand is COLD!” ::shivers::
Eli: “Sorry Coach, the ice doesn’t usually leave my veins until about an hour after the game.”
Win ugly.
by tito (eight and oh) on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Bravo
Well played
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
by Larry Soprano on Oct 4, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the one up there i thought was a sure winner
this made it intersesting
by The Blood of Eli on Oct 5, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Tom: Nice play Eli.
Eli: Thanks coach. Now I’ve got to go login and see if the guys at BBV love me or hate me!!
Quinn must go !!
by njgiant on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
TC- Nice package
Eli- Thanks coach
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
by wangstu13 on Oct 4, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Tom – (whipsering to self) omg omg omg omg here he comes… i hope he shakes my hand, plllleeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee have him shake my hand.
Eli – (shakes hand)
Tom – AHHHHH!!!!! He’s so dreamy! Im never washing this hand again!
by Plaxico Burress on Oct 4, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
That's what I'd be thinking!!!!!
GO BIG BLUE!!! I am an unapologetic Eli supporter. Haters aren't welcome in my corner of the world!
Eli – OUCH!
TC: OH SHIT!
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
MAKE IT WORK!!!
What the hell is that? CHEWING GUM??! And did you bring enough for the whole team? NO??! You know the rules son, spit it out and hand it over.
Are team is gone. We should just take the L.A stadium. And start over cause it seems like u gave are team away…
by Amsterdam Admirals on Oct 4, 2011 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
Can I expand on that?
Eli: I’m not your son
TC: Kid, I’m only old enough to be your grandfather…
Nets Mets Giants ALL DAY
...
Tom: Ok, you win… (hands him $20)
Eli: I told you I could do it in the same endzone, to complete another comeback here… Never bet against me!
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 4, 2011 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
this one should runaway with it
I got goosebumps when he escaped the sack before and when he hit Nicks it was shivers.
I just hope this doesn’t mean Hakeem is gonna pop himself in the leg in about 10 months.
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
MAKE IT WORK!!!
lol
I sure hope not
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 4, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't say that
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
Tom: Great Audible on that TD but do me a favor, make sure you give Gilbride credit for it later, He is been getting crucified on BBV again.
Eli: Umm sure thing coach but I am not turning this helmet speaker thingy off for the rest of the game.
TC: Just keep it on through the 3rd, he usually nods off at the start of the 4th anyway
Eli: Aww shucks if you say so coach
You can see a lot just by observing-Yogi Berra
by greg a on Oct 4, 2011 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
lol
very nice
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 4, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
the first line alone gets a rec
the rest is just icing on the cake
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
MAKE IT WORK!!!
Tom: If I bruise your hand just blame it on the ref
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
by TheWenz on Oct 4, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Eli thinking to himself
" Phew! I thought he was going to scratch the inside of my palm again. "
by KumaBlue42 on Oct 4, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
You're' welcome, for saving your job little man..
I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.
Giant LB'z SUCK!!? Mark Herzlich, Greg Jones,Williams,Paysinger...Maybe not..
by Troy O on Oct 4, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TC looks at jersey...thinks "#10"...
Checks roster in hand…
#10-——- Eli Manning(QB)
“Hey, Eli…good game”
nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!
MAKE IT WORK!!!
by nywins42 on Oct 4, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
lol
his eyes are not what they once were
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
they are if its not the scowl
Die hard Giants fan since wide Right! I was 5...
I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me
Win Ugly.
Eli: what do you think coach?
Tom: pretty good, but idk if Eli Manning is elite or not
by The Blood of Eli on Oct 5, 2011 9:50 AM EDT reply actions
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Tom: Great threw, go check out all the comments on BBV now.
Eli: Really, when I read them last quater, half the comments were how we suck.
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 5, 2011 10:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TC: Way to go through your check downs to find an open receiver on that last TD, speaking of check downs, check down at your package it’s huge
Eli: I know, you should have seen Stokley’s grow last week. It just kept getting bigger
TC: He wouldn’t show it to me, I am cutting him once we get back to N.Y. anyway
You can see a lot just by observing-Yogi Berra

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