New York Giants Vs. Miami Dolphins Preview: Five Things To Watch
The New York Giants face the Miami Dolphins Sunday (1 p.m. ET/CBS). Here is this week's look at 'Five Things To Watch' on Sunday.
1. The Giants' Intensity Level: We talk about this all the time with the Giants when they play a seemingly weaker opponent. Will they bring their 'A' game, or will they play down to the level of the 0-6 Dolphins and make this a dicey game?
2. Corey Webster vs. Brandon Marshall: Webster has been getting the assignment vs. the opposition's top receiver in recent weeks, and that means this week he will chase Marshall. The 6-foot-4, 230-pound Marshall is the type of big, physical receiver that can give the 6-foot, 204-pound Webster difficulty. Let's see how Webster holds up.
3. The Giants' Running Game: Two weeks ago against Buffalo the Giants had their best game of the season in terms of running the ball, with the numbers looking more Giants-like. Will that continue, or will the Giants have to rely solely on the right arm of Eli Manning to move the football?
4. The Effectiveness Of Justin Tuck: The Giants' defensive captain has been practicing on a limited basis this week and has been optimistic about his chances of playing Sunday. If he plays, it will be interesting to see if it is the real No. 91 or the same player who was severely hampered by neck and groin injuries earlier in the season.
5. Eagles vs. Cowboys: I know this is cheating. It is, however, more interesting than any fifth thing I could think of. Besides, I know you guys are interested in this big NFC East game and I know you will be tuned in Sunday night. Do you guys care which team wins? Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing Dallas win just to push Philadelphia even closer to having 2011 turn into a complete disaster for the Eagles.
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I got a number 5 relating to this game
5. Who Plays: Does Barden come off the PUP and get actived? Do we see Prince active, playing special teams and nickel packages? After hearing Jacobs talk this week, does he get more carries since he may be healthy enough to play? Do rookies like Scott and Jerrigan get playing time?
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 28, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions
+1
It’s more important to me to see if Prince can get some PT and see how he does.
I’d prefer to see the Cowgirls win because the Iggles scare me more if they get on a roll.
by eyerish9299 on Oct 28, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
agree on the Cowboys winning
throw more dirt on the shallow grave that is the eagle season so far
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 28, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Reported in Post and others that Prince wont be active

It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
He is ugly
The Redskins are my team. That is all.
by RedskinsGirl on Oct 28, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
on several levels
@Patricia_Traina Under TC, the Giants are 53-24 when they rush for 100+ yards and 15-25 when they don't.
Is that Matt Moore after Sunday?
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
i'm gonna guess
that Barden goes, and Prince doesn’t. Prince said he felt some pain in the foot after the first day or two, and to me, that’s a red flag. let the foot rest one more week and see how it responds in practice of next week. no need to push it.
i think Big Boy if that knee is healthy will go out there looking to make known that he deserves more PT. don’t know how many snaps he gets, but look for his ypc to be around 4.5. and i see Scott and JJ12 not getting much if any PT, specially JJ, who just fell further down on the depth chart.
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
Foot injuries = bad.
That’s serious business. If he’s hurtin’, he needs to sit. Foot injuries are the worst. I’ve had ’em.
11/1/2010
agree and disagree
Foot injuries are a bitch. Discomfort usually lingers for a long time. My GF broke her foot about 15 years ago. She still has some discomfort. As long as Prince isn’t at risk with reinjuring his foot it’s something he’ll have to deal with.
by GMen56-11 on Oct 28, 2011 2:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My Daughter tore her ACL
I told her she should see if she can get a contract with the Giants.
by Maryland Fan on Oct 30, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions
All good Questions
I would like to see Prince and Barden get some Burn in this one. Hey they gotta play some time. I just hope we are up by 25 when it happens. As far as the Shegulls and the Girls I want the Girls to prevail in a squeaker by 3 in triple overtime leaving both teams wounded and bloody.
Why is Tom Quinn still here? I loves me some Coach Clawfin.
by costanza! on Oct 28, 2011 12:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sadly it can only go 1 OT
then its a Tie after that… just ask McNabb
he knows all about Overtime rules
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 28, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
a tie might be the best outcome
neither team gets the win or the extra confidence that comes with it.
Nobody wins the Superblow in October.
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!
lmao. You can tie?
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Oct 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm with you on Boys over Eggs
Breaks my heart to even acknowledge the Boys winning is good for us
But we can still beat the Boys twice, so we have a bit more control over them
It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
We have complete control over both of them.
We’re ahead in the standings. Take care of business and they don’t matter.
word
breaks my heart.. but in the “what have you done to my team” for NFL Fans
I would just relish another loss to the eagles… just to watch the flames..
Like Jesus said “I cast fire unto the world, look as I watch it blaze”.. substitue eagles somewhere in that, and we have how I feel.
Giants are young, and injured... Most importantly they are winning.
Eagles vs. Cowgirls...
I want a long, hardfought 0-0 tie with lots of turnovers, dropped passes and errors to keep the media focused on both of them. And with a tie, they do go overtime and we pick up a half game on both of them with a win over the Fish.
The scenerio
The Cowpukes are winning right up to the last minute and then Romo throws a pick 6 that ties the game. The whole OT is scoreless.
I got a GIF for that!
by Fester McDougal on Oct 28, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds perfect
Or flip it with Vicktim throwing the pick 6.
Either way is good with me. :-)
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
what's the sense
the 0-0 tie would still be Eli's fault
One thing we know Brandon Graham is better at than JPP
Seems he put on 28 lbs last 2 months eating cheese-steaks, LMFAO
It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
And here I thought you were joking!
And for the record:
JPP is garbage
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
that was lovely btw, watching them over at BGN
argue with no sarcasm about how Graham had a better rookie season than JPP, and prolly would be on par with JPP’s numbers this season if he was healthy. to be fair, it was mostly d-jackfan10 that had that belief, but it was enjoyable to see that blind faith, or whatever you want to call it. or maybe just stupidity.
also, it was interesting to see them say how it takes a year for a player to recover from microfracture(talking about Graham) but when we told them the same thing about SS12, and that he wouldn’t be ready for week one, they all said we were crazy, the doctors know what they’re doing, blah blah blah. hmmm, how’s that working out for them? and him?
also can we give a lil credit to the man Jay Arrah for sticking to his guns on SS, and Boss as well?
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
I will give JR the credit.
And I have. He has a great track record on knowing who to keep and who to let go.
Also, I hope the “I told you so’s” you mention are the first of many more to come for the Eagles by us Giants fans,
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
and Plax and OHara and Seubert
JR gets paid to make tough calls and he does. Usually the right ones.
Bring lawyers, guns and money to get me out of this one! Stand in the Fire.
reply fail
that was lovely btw, watching them over at BGN argue with no sarcasm about how Graham had a better rookie season than JPP, and prolly would be on par with JPP’s numbers this season if he was healthy. to be fair, it was mostly d-jackfan10 that had that belief, but it was enjoyable to see that blind faith, or whatever you want to call it. or maybe just stupidity.
also, it was interesting to see them say how it takes a year for a player to recover from microfracture(talking about Graham) but when we told them the same thing about SS12, and that he wouldn’t be ready for week one, they all said we were crazy, the doctors know what they’re doing, blah blah blah. hmmm, how’s that working out for them? and him?
also can we give a lil credit to the man Jay Arrah for sticking to his guns on SS, and Boss as well?
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
Number 3 please
Wud like to see some rooks play ( Scott, Prince)
Wud like to see the OL dominate
Wud like so see Philly win, and the Bills dominate (barring any weird ejaculation for conception, it will put us 2 games ahead of the competition in our div.)
Anything else would be uncivilized.
still torn on philly/dallas
but with you on the rest(tho i don’t think Prince will play)
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
I'm leaning toward Dallas losing
Seeing Philly fade further is always good, but selfish of me in this case. You always want the better record in your division to go down a notch. A Philly win doesn’t really bring them much closer to contending. A Dallas win does.
"I understand (Vick's) frustration. Nobody wants to get hit that many times." ~Mathias Kiwanuka
I'd like to see how Fewell uses JPP...
w/ a “healthy” Tuck.
I’d like to see Ramses Barden get a handful of snaps
as far as Marshall goes….bring it
TeamJPP
Do the math
on average there are 67 plays for the D. (I think Ed mentioned that a few posts back). Fewell wants to reduce JPP downt to somewhere like 45 to 50 snaps. If that’s true then I say give tuck 20-25 snaps (don’t work him too hard)
On long passing downs it will be Osi at end, Canty, Tuck at tackle, JPP at the other end.
Kiwanuka blitzes from everywhere. Devastation reigns!
Or—-do we not show our cards until the Patriot game? Regardless, Tuck must take it easy wherever and whenever he can.
If Barden gets snaps, throw him safe, catchable balls. 5 or 6 yds. Maybe one pass medium length down the seam.
‘Expert’ – from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex-*, meaning ‘not.’
JPP IS the Kraken. He shall be released.
An optimist is a person that falls off the empire state building and after 50 floor says so far so good!
Running Game
I know that Bradshaw got 100+ yards last game but it was only barely and was partly due to a big run late in the game. We only had 4.0 yards per carry last game, including that big run and barely had 3 yards per carry before that. I would like to see our running game play well the entire game and be better in the yards per carry category.
I'd like to see the Eagles get another nail in their coffin.
I think the Cowboys can be counted on to choke further down the line..
brandon marshall talking that yack
…saying “when” we beat the Giants I don’t wanna hear excuses….
TeamJPP
damn, you beat me too it
here’s the link for those who want to see
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/giants/2011/10/marshall-wants-no-excuses-when-dolphins-win?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fblogs%2Fgiants+%28Blogs%2FThe+Blue+Screen%29
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 28, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That guy should be in therapy
Like every day
It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.
Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16
serious...ly
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
He's supposed to be. He doesn't go.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Oct 28, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's all that jerk does is talk...but he can't walk his talk..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Only for fun
I have this image in my head of a mad scramble for a loose ball leading to a total pile-up, severed limbs and twisted bodies strewn across the pitch.
Giants vs the Dolphins
I thought this was funny as hell link
Let's Go...Mets?
So with last night’s crazy WS game, we’re seeing a lot of ‘86 Mets/Buckner highlights…true Giants fans may remember the best part of that game…I had two tv’s on, and just as Ray Knight crossed the plate, Simms was drilling one into the end zone on MNF to beat the Redskins. Good times.
11/1/2010
Yes I remember it well..
Last night game was crazy..1 strike away twice!!..and a loss..tonight will be very interesting..will it be the same amount of bonehead plays?
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
nothing like a game 7
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
+7
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 28, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it has been awhile since the WS went to 7
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
yeah sox always do it in 4
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Oct 28, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOOOOOOOO
Team TAWD:
The entire 53 man roster of the 2011 New York Giants
by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 28, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
2004 > 1986
simple math
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Oct 28, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
There was no WS in 2004. It was all a dream.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Oct 28, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't seen much
of this series, but it seems like it has been the best one since 2001.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
in hockey
nothing is better than a game 7 in the NHL.
I'm not a huge hockey fan but I agree with that.
"We borrowed golf from the Scottish as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good." Horace Hutchinson
NYG 27 MIA 16
but then they're reluctant to fight
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Oct 28, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no fighting in the playoffs anyway. Don't want to hurt your team.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Oct 28, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
so I would stop watching
at playoff time
Details of the operations of an interstate dog fighting ring were revealed, with some portions involving drugs and gambling. Gruesome details involving abuse, torture and execution of under-performing dogs ... He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning...
by Simms-McConkey on Oct 29, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Kudos to Ed for trying to make this debacle sound like a game...
As for #5…I want the Beagles to whip the Girls..I want us sitting at 5-2..and the rest of those bums 3-4…
And don’t forget to shop at ‘Payless’ on ESPN, for all the 411 you need on discounted expertless assinine football analysis…At "Payless’ on ESPN you’ll hear all the dumbass information you’ll need to fire up them cold beers…AND he’ll sell you souveniers…Bull-ball sacs, Arrows, scalps, blow-up ‘Stay puffed Marshmellow’ men..you name it..its all there at ESPN ‘Payless’…
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Why?
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
that foot was still sore
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
Marines say Oorah; BBVer's say SUAMBP! say it with me - Suuaahmbp!!!!
I want Philly to win
That would but both teams two games behind us, assuming we beat Miami.
by hopeforthefuture3 on Oct 28, 2011 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
Agree
Have Philly win so we can get more cushion for the hard stretch.
Also lets get the Prince out there.
by GiantFaninColorado on Oct 28, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Its really tough
a Philly loss almost effectively puts them out of the race; however, having a cushion in the division would be very nice
That's what I'm hoping for..
A two game cushion going into the tough part of our schedule..but we need to beat Miami first and foremost..they play their best football on the road, so our team has to be focussed..If we lose this game I’m going to have a terminal case of shitting my pants.
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
I want Dallas to win.
Crush Philly’s “dreams”(see what I did there?) and having Dallas only 1 game back keeps pressure on the Giants to keep winning. I’m afraid a 2 game cushion would lead to them becoming complacent.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Oct 28, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's my #5
5. FIRST DOWN – i have no concrete numbers to back up my claims (despite a couple half-assed internet searches) but i’ve been increasingly frustrated by the Giants play on first downs. this goes for both sides of the ball, but especially the offense. it’s so crucial to establish some sort of positive gains on first down, whether it’s a 4 yard run or a short pass. in my opinion the Giants too often thrown deep, low percentage passes on first down and more often than not find themselves in a 2nd and 10.
don’t get me wrong, i love to see them take their shots downfield, even on first down, and Eli throws a great deep ball. but i think that they’ve done this far too often in this early season, and they need to make more of a conscious effort of simply gaining ground on first downs. i know it’s hard to do that when you’re not running the ball effectively, but i’d like to see them incorporate more short passing plays to not only win more first down plays but to loosen the defense up.
can’t stress it enough, gaining yards on first down is so paramount. and aside from 3rd and long there is no more difficult play to run than the 2nd and 10 following an incomplete pass when everyone in the world knows the next play is gonna be a run. then you’re at 3rd and long, and you can’t live like that. WIN FIRST DOWN.
sorry for the rant, that’s been bothering me for a while…
Well I think as the weather turns and the winds start swirling
We’ll see more short passes..but we also need a running game that is consistent..and your right..gaining positive yards on first down is crucial ..Second and 10 to go is to a QB like a 2-2 count to a pitcher..they hate 2-2 counts..It leaves only two options a ball, or a hittable strike pitch..they hate that count..2nd and ten is the same for a QB..It limits your decisions, and puts them in a bind..and your most likely headed for a third and X situation..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
predictable
the gmen become very predicatable when 1st down becomes 2nd and 10. there goes the run. if that fails, we have setup a 3rd and long. that has been the problem. then, they cant convert the third down.
Cruz >>> $Nnamdi$
Five things to watch
1) How does JP Losman stand under pressure?
2) How many Finns can Jake Ballard carry for ten yards?
3) How close does Brandon Fields come to the total yardage record?
4) How does David Carr look throwing to Jernigan, Barden, Beckum, Thomas and Clayton?
5) Where will Tony Sparano sleep if he sells his house before his flight home?
I am a fan of Kevin Gilbride and I don't care what you say
by Spider Lockhart on Oct 28, 2011 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
My answers...
1) Losman who?
2) 11 guys
3) Whose Fields?
4) Carr?..throwing to who?
5) He rented one of those ‘PODs’ storage units..they’ll pick his ass up and cart him off even if he’s still sleeping..(it’s part of the service)
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
answers
1. he’ll be knocked out too so look for a third stringer please.
2. 11 is good. i’ll make it 12.
3. agree with bobbi. who is this? and who the hell cares.
4. Jernigan TD, Thomas FUM so he gets benched and Clayton 40 yds. all in the last 6 mins.
5. At the Colony Hotel in South Beach next to LeBron’s finals trophy made from cardboard.
Cruz >>> $Nnamdi$
Isn't Matt Moore starting. Losman won't play.
"They're going to expect me to go out there and play better to win games, and I expect that from myself, ... There's no reason for me not to go out there and play at a high level."- Eli Manning
"SB 42 was forever ago, that being said, we need to try and pick up a good GM in the free agency!!!!"
"Eli. Your the money QB start with your leadership skiols which are laclkoing."
by ManningHam and Cheese on Oct 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it is Matt Moore...until he gets laid to rest...
A Journeyman…on his last journey
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Usually the old addage is...
We have the opponent shaking in their boots…but since this is Miami..
We have them shaking in their flip-flops..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
The E-gals should always lose before anyone else
My order of preference for rooting against an NFC East team is:
1) E-gals
2) Cowgirls
3) Forskins
So Dallas needs to win. We can deal with them later.
Haha!!...
E-gals?…that is great…
Foreskins?…Oh boy..I now have new names for those chumps
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Shanahan looks like the Drs made a mistake
When they circumcised him they went for his head, not the right head, the head…That’s why he has no eyelids..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Yeah Eggs is a good one also..especially this time of year being it Halloween season..
I miss those days..We pulled the old lit bag of dogshit and doorbell routine, but there was nothing better than pelting Mr. Sassi..who posed outside as an ornament…with weeks old rotten eggs we collected and hid in the woods..We would pelt the shit out of him and he would chase us all night..Then when it was time to head home we’d swig Boones Farm Apple wine, eat candy, and barf all the way home..In upstate NY you had miles to walk before you reached a development…We’d be out there all night collecting our Booty..So yeah I kinda like the Eggs tag..As long as they don’t hatch on our team when we play them..
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
They're only the Foreskins when they're in 1st place.
So it’s almost never that we get to use that name.
Hello, this is Don Corleone..I appreciate you posting on the day of my daughters wedding..
I will offer you on this memorable Sunday a favor…but you may have to owe me a favor in return..I may ask you for a haircut..I may ask you to lay down your life for me…or I may ask you to listen to ESPN…afterall, would you rather wake up with a horses head in your bed…or those horses asses???
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."
Root for Dallas
1) We have had their number. The Eagles have had ours.
2) The idea is push ONE of those teams over the edge into the abyss….. not leave them both alive.
3) Irregardless of their plight, Jackson, Maclin and Vick are a worse matchup for us than anything Dallas brings.
4) I wouldn’t root for the Eagles if Trent Cole had my nuts in a vice
Please Beat Us Giants! No Seahawks-style Letdown!
Help us move forward in the Luck Bowl! You should want the Dolphins to get Luck because:
1. AFC team.
2. So he can possibly torture the Jets for years and years…
3. You don’t want him holding a clipboard behind Peyton Manning for 2-3 years.
4. You are sick of the Colts anyway.
5. He’ll become the biggest sports star in Miami right away. (That one’s for all the LeBron haters.)
6. Did I mention he’d play the Jets (and Patriots) twice each?
7. Maybe you want a new Ace Ventura? But Dolphins would need a new star QB.
LOL
where u from buddy? you really want luck that bad huh?
I have no problem giving him to you.
Cruz >>> $Nnamdi$
I'm from New York
So I know how annoying Jets fans are….they think they’re New York’s favorite team right now. Giants should kick their @ss.
Yeah, we deserve Luck, and we want him more than the other Contenders. We’ve had 16 starting QBs since Marino retired, and probably 17 after the Giants knock Matt Moore out. It’s bizarre seeing a lot of fans wanting the team to lose…but we realize it could finally get us a franchise QB. It’s pointless to want the team to win 4 games instead of 1 at this point. Have to hope they lose.
LOL!!..Hey a buddy of mine is a Fin fan..
and He’s Irish…maybe that’ll bring some Luck
"When I was a boy and I had no sense..I got my pecker caught in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair, tickled my balls and made me shit in my overalls..."

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