Funny Training Camp Story

by buckyyo on Oct 22, 2011 9:39 AM EDT

So you may have seen me mention Henry Hynoski grew up 5 minutes from my house. Well he is home for the bye week to visit with friends/family and to get his jersey retired by his alma mater Southern Columbia High School. I have some connections to him so I got to meet him and everything. Very humble, smart, central Pennsylvania farm boy who you would never know is a professional football player by the way he carries himself. Anyway...so I was told a Training Camp story that I needed to share...and this is my first FanPost so I'm trying not to mess it up....

So the night before the final preseason game against the Patriots in Foxboro, "Hyno" is on the phone with his Mom. He tells her that, "Brandon Jacobs, Justin Tuck, and some of the veterans are outside my room drinking and yelling, what do I do?" She tells him to go out and have a beer or two, socialize a bit, then get back to your room and get to bed. After all, it's the night before the final preseason game, the vets aren't gonna play, but Hyno and his roommate Mark Herzlich certainly are, alot, and they are fighting to make this team!

Hyno and Herzlich go out and have a couple beers, soon after they all run out of beer. "Rook, go get us more beer" says one of the veterans. Hyno and Herzlich go get them more beer and go back to their room to rest up for the night....

At some point later on the door busts open and Jacobs and Tuck have a 55 gallon drum full of water that they dump on both Hyno and Herzlich as they are asleep. "F@$k!!!!!!" yells Herzlich. Hyno doesn't say anything haha. The vets run out laughing. Hyno, still calm, reaches for the phone to call the front desk...

"Yes ma'am my name is Henry Hynoski and I'm calling from room 234. Sorry to bother you but we had a little accident and we are going to need new sheets and bedding please."

There is a pause....

"Well Henry I too am sorry, you see Eli Manning already called down here and, well yeah, you guys aren't getting any new sheets tonight. Enjoy your stay at the Marriott!"

Ha thought this was pretty good and wanted to share. I've heard tons of stories about how Eli is a big jokester!

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LOL...

Eli is the man, hahaha!

by WideRight! on Oct 22, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions

That's a great story!

by G-FANinFL on Oct 22, 2011 11:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Hahahahahaha

Damn good story bro thanks for sharing.

Have a rec!

Win ugly.

by tito (eight and oh) on Oct 22, 2011 11:52 AM EDT reply actions

LOL!

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by Rorschach44 on Oct 22, 2011 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

Awesome !

by KumaBlue42 on Oct 22, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions

awesome story

rec’d

by The Blood of Eli on Oct 22, 2011 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

OUTSTANDING!!!!

I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.

Giant LB'zz SUCK!! Mark Herzlich, Greg Jones,Jacquian Williams,Paysinger...Maybe not..

by Troy O on Oct 22, 2011 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

Now that was a funny!

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by GhostDini on Oct 22, 2011 1:48 PM EDT reply actions

This is effing hilarious.

by sexyscottish on Oct 22, 2011 1:57 PM EDT reply actions

great story

awesome hilarious punchline

by Slappinfaces on Oct 22, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

My favorite Eli story

Is when he changed Jacobs’ phone to Spanish and Jacobs had no idea who did it or how to turn it back to English!

As for this story, when he was telling me the whole thing was so much funnier cuz he said Herzlich is like a live wire man ready to blow and Henry is this small town soft spoken dude but they both clicked and are good pals haha, they make a good pair!

DWTDD

by buckyyo on Oct 22, 2011 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

I want to be a pro athlete

Just for the hijinx..

Strikeouts are boring- Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

by CasanovaWong on Oct 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions

Awesome!

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by Larry Soprano on Oct 22, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions

This is hysterical

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by 1giantlion on Oct 22, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions

This was great, Rec'd

I did the “water dump” on one of my friends in college. The last strike in a crazy prank war we had going. Got into his room with a garbage can filled with H2O, very drunk BTW, and got him while he was asleep. Needless to say he was pissed for weeks after that.
Hearing training camp stories is always great, the team lives and plays together for a few weeks so fun stuff like this happens a lot. And Eli showed his leadership by being the mastermind behind it all, lol

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by The Always Well Dressed... on Oct 22, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions

rec'd to double digits

that’s just plain funny

nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!

MAKE IT WORK!!!

by nywins42 on Oct 22, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions

Damn

A 55 gallon drum of water weighs over 450lbs. (not including the drum)

nywins42 needs a new screen name - "nywins46" sounds great!

MAKE IT WORK!!!

by nywins42 on Oct 22, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions

Great story

I guess that’s why they put up that little sign to use the bolt lock

We had a little accident …. LOL

It’s already a wrap… might as well not show up tomorrow.

Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.
by Eagladelphia on Sep 24, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions

SEPT 25 - Giants 29 - Eagles 16

by trueblue63 on Oct 22, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks for sharing

hilarious story

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I'm down wit JPP
Yea you know me

Win Ugly.

by wangstu13 on Oct 22, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions

Funny as hell.

Thanks for sharing

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by tommy d. on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions

too funny

thanks for taking the time, and great first post!

by giants013 on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 AM EDT reply actions

ROFL

but I dont get the ending with the Eli part.

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by netsareboss on Oct 23, 2011 10:48 AM EDT reply actions

i was confused at first

I thought maybe Eli was their first victim so the Hotel management wasnt playing along. But upon further consideration, I beleive Eli called the front desk beforehand to make sure they werent given new linens & make the torture even worse.

Nobody wins the Superblow in October.
Talk is Cheap! Play the Game!

by 1giantlion on Oct 23, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions