I've got to go with the Patriots. I know it's an unpopular choice here, but my father-in-law is a season ticket holder and my wife is a die-hard fan. They'd be happy. plus I admire the organization and what they've accomplished.

I strongly dislike the Jets, Ravens, and Packers. They're out.

I don't hate the Steelers or Bears, but prefer the Steelers. I think it'd be funny if the Seahawks won another game, too -- shut up all of the crybabies about shitty division winners!

order of hate:

1. Jets

2. Ravens

3. Packers

4. Seahawks

5. Bears

6. Falcons

7. Steelers

8. Patriots

Really, I'll consider the Eagles' first-round loss the best playoff gift we could get this year.