A little something for 'ya all.

After witnessing the inaugural New Era Pinstripe Bowl, and deeming it a success.

The NFL has announced the the inaugural The Stupor/Dupor Bowl at a site TBA.
Rumored sites include Jacksonville, FL (it is the largest outdoor cocktail party after all)

The clash between the Carolina Pink Panthers and the Buffalo Jills

will take place after the upcoming Super Bowl at a date TBA.

The winner of said contest, will forgo the customary order of the upcoming NFL draft
and will also bypass Andrew Luck, and choose Cam Newton.
The NFL feels since Newton already has an agent in place (his father, Cecil)
that it deemed the draft process for this one season would be acceptable.
(Hey, there is that CBA to be concerned with you know).

When contacted, Coach Fox replied, “Well, if this is my last game”…
Jills HC, Gailey said “It’s not the NFL playoffs, but it’s a step in the right direction moving forward for our program”…

P.S. Hopefully the little parody takes your mind off the Giants for awhile.