Giants Training Camp: What Should Eli Manning Do About His Hair?
by Ed Valentine on Aug 18, 2010 8:30 AM EDT
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PrintEnough with the serious football stuff, at least for a little while. Eli Manning has a problem, and we need to help him out.
In the wake of Monday's ugly bloodletting, Eli has apparently had to partially shave his head and now the poor man hasn't the slightest idea what to do about his hair.
Post your ideas -- and photographic examples if you are so inclined -- in the comments.
Maybe I will forward your best suggestions over to the Giants. Gotta help the franchise QB any way we can, you know.
By the way, it will be back to serious stuff when I head over to Giants Training Camp at the University at Albany later today.
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Mohawk
Talent wins 9 games
Dicipline wins 11games
Leadership = World Champions
by Mother Tucker on Aug 18, 2010 8:35 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
So ....
who is going to the first enterprising BBV’er to Photoshop Eli w/a Mohawk and post a picture?
by Ed Valentine on Aug 18, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Mohawk
Talent wins 9 games
Dicipline wins 11games
Leadership = World Champions
by Mother Tucker on Aug 18, 2010 8:35 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Reverse Mohawk
We didn't even have a chance for the "perfect season", but we did have the perfect ending.
?
And he was starting to rock the Ole Miss frat boy hairdo again this season, too. If it had just been a little bit lower, the flop of hair would’ve hidden the whole thing.
As long as he doesn’t end up with a Tim Tebow, aka Friar Tuck look, I don’t care. :)
Flat top
A 50’s style flat top would be great. Bring back the Johnny U. look!!
Johnny Unitas
Now there’s a haircut you can set your watch to!
by brisulph on Aug 18, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
+1 for the Simpsons reference
by Step up and make big plays on Aug 18, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
lol i knew i knew that from somewhere
then they show broadway joe with his fur coat and hair swaying in the wind
by Plaxico Burress on Aug 18, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
since an eli/simpsons reference was made.....
by The Always Well Dressed... on Aug 18, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
KEEP AWAY FROM COOPER!
Against all odds, against all circumstance were you don't have a shot, you succeed
All you hear about is the past, the past... the past is the !@#$ing past, this is the present.
THIS IS TEMPORARY! A CHAMPIONSHIP IS PERMANENT
-Michael Strahan
The Tebow horse shoe
ok you guys can kill me now
by Plaxico Burress on Aug 18, 2010 9:15 AM EDT reply actions
That was
just flat out ugly, rookie or not, wouldn’t happen to me…wow.
"Unless your drink is expecting rain, you should probably reconsider.
STAY THIRSTY my friends".
by Great Gatsby on Aug 18, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I am a bit biased, but bald is beautiful
Charlie: I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.
better yet...
the Peyton
"Talent wins 9 games
Discipline wins 11 games
Leadership = World Champions"
-2010 Giants Philosophy
What's up, friend?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIafrkbZmmg
"Make sure you don't Dez Bryant me." -- Justin Tuck
Awesome!
How many times do you think that’s gonna get played to Eli?
Charlie: I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.
by Larry Soprano on Aug 18, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Moe's Tavern
I second the Tim Tebow dew. If he does it right, it can look like a crown of thorns on top of his head with that little 3 in. stitched up gash right below.
He’ll look like the Messiah.
You guys are killing me
Can’t believe no one has taken the Photoshop challenge yet. Get something good and I’ll send it to SI.com’s ‘Extra Mustard.’
Trust me
I’d be all over this if I could sneak Photoshop onto my work laptop…
by Well-Rounded Cube on Aug 18, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Be like me..just start losing it...
My hair only grows as far as my ears these days..it never reaches the top..it is a bitch when they work longer on your ears than they do on your head when you go for a haircut..
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Bob
I think you meant to say “My hair grows only OUT OF my ears these days”
You play to win the game!
by Simms-McConkey on Aug 18, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
The cul-de-sac...
I think its a great idea. Just shave off the top, leave the sides like a balding man… (aka Jeff Garcia) The “cul de sac” is a great look.
Go Big Blue!
This is such a bad ass photo
I say just leave it all covered in blood. No one would ever doubt his toughness again
by ryanwk628 on Aug 18, 2010 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Man, Eli. Seriously...Wow
That is one hell of a picture. I’m still amazed he’d even think to stand up and then jog over to the trainers with that much blood pouring out. Lay down, take it easy. LOL. Freaking heart of a warrior. Humble quiet kid, but HUGE balls.
by takeoutburger on Aug 18, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Sick.
A game of Chess is like a sword fight....you must think first....before you move.
by LoNJDTechnology on Aug 18, 2010 11:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not exactly as iconic
As the Y.A. Tittle photo, but I’ll never knock his toughness. He’s already played with a roughed up shoulder during our Super Bowl year and he played through plantar fasciitis.
That is a great photo
After what that guy went thru last season..I doubt anyone could question how tough he is..He just non-chalantly waved for a trainer..that man is tough as nails
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Honestly Ed
I think the problem is that photoediting prowess doesn’t coincide with football fan-dom.
I know it's only 1 pre season game
but Sorgi and Bomar really are making a case to make the team….
I think 3 QBs could be in the cards this year…..(but of course you all know that already)
I say just give him teh number 2 guard on the clippers
"they try to do what he do, and been where he's been, but they get folded in two.....he's the dude"
An MMA style close shave
Just a little stubble. Maybe get a little ink up there next to the scar as a memento. “J-E-T-S S-U-C-K” perhaps.
The problem is unless he gets popped in the mouth as well, he’ll always have that goofy “Aw schucks” smile, which will completely offset any attempt to look bad ass.
the Homer Simpson
completely bald except for a couple of lone hairs on the top of his head
by The Always Well Dressed... on Aug 18, 2010 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
The Boz … I’d love to see Eli with that ol school brian bozworth futuristic mullet
by TheBXRepresenta on Aug 18, 2010 11:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
We still don't want Phillip Rivers
So I hope Eli doesn’t go for the ‘American History X’ buzz cut that Rivers was sporting during during the rookie/QB portion of training camp.
Leave it the way that it is and call it the:
“battle scar”
A game of Chess is like a sword fight....you must think first....before you move.
by LoNJDTechnology on Aug 18, 2010 11:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Buy 1 hat...
become a drama queen and retire every year before making 1 final come back.. this way you avoid any more collisions with BJ in preseason but are ready for the regular season… In 10 years you will be as hated as this guy and your hat can look like this hahaha
lol this is from Mike Garafolo of the star ledger
guess eli read my post and it has begun
by bdasilva7785 on Aug 18, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well played sir. And rec’d.
"my vow of silence is over..... I’m sick of it….and I hate that dopey bastard"
- Highly revered BBV poster andiamo708 on his vow of silence regarding negative comments directed towards New York Giants Offensive Coordinator Kevin Gilbride after the first pre-season game of 2010.
by tito (eight and oh) on Aug 18, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He looks like David Spade
in Joe Dirt hahahaha
by bdasilva7785 on Aug 18, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha
that drunk Eli picture never gets old
by The Always Well Dressed... on Aug 18, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
eli was drunk?
"they try to do what he do, and been where he's been, but they get folded in two.....he's the dude"
Can we get a poll going?
PICK ONE:
1. The Ole Miss Fratboy
2. The Mohawk
3. The Mullet
4. The Friar Tebow
5. The Peyton
6. The Big Blue Viewer (bald.)
I vote Mullet!
I left my swagger in my other pants.
Here you go! a few minutes on photoshop - just uploaded it...ELI MULLET
"Talent wins 9 games
Discipline wins 11 games
Leadership = World Champions"
-2010 Giants Philosophy
by 27Tango on Aug 18, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
made it more like a mohawk + mullet...lol
"Talent wins 9 games
Discipline wins 11 games
Leadership = World Champions"
-2010 Giants Philosophy
No disrespect to pataroons efforts
But this one takes the cakery.
"my vow of silence is over..... I’m sick of it….and I hate that dopey bastard"
- Highly revered BBV poster andiamo708 on his vow of silence regarding negative comments directed towards New York Giants Offensive Coordinator Kevin Gilbride after the first pre-season game of 2010.
by tito (eight and oh) on Aug 18, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Which hairdo looks best with a Citizen Eco-Drive watch?
Whichever one that is gets my vote.
by Step up and make big plays on Aug 18, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
whichever one is most unstoppable
which is obviously the mullet
by Plaxico Burress on Aug 18, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
funny to see
all them making light of this …since it WAS eli’s fault lol
"they try to do what he do, and been where he's been, but they get folded in two.....he's the dude"
That just shows how well...
these guys really get along, and stuff like this can help bring the team closer together so im all for it
by bdasilva7785 on Aug 18, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I was gonna through something serious out there
But I just saw a guy on TV w/ the Chinese monk look (or whatever), completely bald, but w/ a long braided pony tail. So, have at it, Eli.
You guys are too funny!!!..lol
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
I prefer George's style combined with mine...
Dreadlocks dangling from the ears and nose with a shaved head…talk about scary..
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
NY GIANTS Logo -- Eli do the same on side too as well as the back
Being a New York Football Giants fan or a player is not a label but it is a calling!
Let Us Start A Movement: Bring Back Tyree and Get Rid of Moss!
Give Barden the ball!
Time for the Ricky Williams Dreadlock look...
When its 3rd and long, throw the ball past the marker.
by Fester McDougal on Aug 18, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Eli Ross
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
by DamnSevern on Aug 18, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Oh. My. Awesome.
"my vow of silence is over..... I’m sick of it….and I hate that dopey bastard"
- Highly revered BBV poster andiamo708 on his vow of silence regarding negative comments directed towards New York Giants Offensive Coordinator Kevin Gilbride after the first pre-season game of 2010.
by tito (eight and oh) on Aug 18, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
absolute win
A thousand lips. A thousand tongues. A thousand throats. A thousand lungs. A thousand ways to make it true. I want to do terrible things to you.
by Nine Inch Nails on Aug 18, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Best. Picture. Ever.
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Aug 18, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
Against all odds, against all circumstance were you don't have a shot, you succeed
All you hear about is the past, the past... the past is the !@#$ing past, this is the present.
THIS IS TEMPORARY! A CHAMPIONSHIP IS PERMANENT
-Michael Strahan
wow
the pic says it all, so great, wow
by The Always Well Dressed... on Aug 18, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha...Love it!
I see a nice little tree right here next to Mr. Jacobs…
"Talent wins 9 games
Discipline wins 11 games
Leadership = World Champions"
-2010 Giants Philosophy
That pic ryan posted of Eli from the game
Is very similar to another bloodied Giants QB
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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Aug 18, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
Lol, if you notice this pic (Tittle)has been my avatar here
Being a New York Football Giants fan or a player is not a label but it is a calling!
Let Us Start A Movement: Bring Back Tyree and Get Rid of Moss!
Give Barden the ball!
lol...you gotta put a Harry Potter lightning gash on there :)
"Talent wins 9 games
Discipline wins 11 games
Leadership = World Champions"
-2010 Giants Philosophy
I think its got to be a SKULLET
Now someone with photoshop put Eli’s face on that beautiful mug
Bleeding Black and Gold.....forever
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