Folks in warm, sunny Florida still can't believe it. They can't believe the stupid, ignorant, cold-weather, snow-loving NFL owners had the audacity to take the 2014 Super Bowl away from them and give it to New York.
The nerve! Just listen to the poor babies.
"It's bad for the players and it's bad for the fans," he said. "It will affect the game in ways that have nothing to do with the game, and nothing to do with the players."
The decision was harder to swallow in the Sunshine State than a glass of rancid orange juice.
"I think it was a conspiracy," said Cruz, a Dolphins season ticker holder. "They had Tampa and Miami running against each other, so basically they canceled out."
So, just stop your complaining and re-file your bid for 2015.