90. C.C. Brown; safety; Texans, Giants, Lions; 2005-present: As the joke goes, C.C. stands for "Can't Cover." Some players manage to find work no matter how poorly they play. Here's Exhibit A.

C.C., care to give us your thoughts on Jeff Pearlman including you on this list?

"You never know what you're going to get with that guy," Brown said on Tuesday. "You never know if he's going to come in and write bad columns. You don't know if he's just going to have one of them Joe Posnanski columns where he lights you up."