Captain Of The Tailgate
by Ed Valentine on Oct 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT
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PrintFor the next few Fridays we will be doing a 'Captain of the Tailgate' post sponsored, as you can see, by Captain Morgan.
Now, I will admit upfront that tailgating is not my thing. I have zilch for you in the way of tips, stories, ideas, whatever. So, I am turning this one over to you guys.
E-mail me at bigblueview@gmail.com with your tailgate stories, ideas, suggestions, whatever you've got -- provided your story is one that would not embarrass your mother, wife, children etc. I will use the best ones over the next few weeks.
Now, something really important. Marisa Miller video.
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I'll' say this
nobody has ever looked better in black leather on a motorcycle than Ms. Miller, and I don’t even like motorcycles, haha!
"No one played more for the Giants, while being coached less".
Ex-Giants coach, Steve Owens, talking about Mel Hein.
she can certainly handle a sword...
Would have been nicer with a little more skin, but it’s still nice…
Captain Morgan what? She should have done the Captain Morgan stance at the end of it to cap it off… lol
"I want it all, and I want it as quickly as I can get it." - Keith Bulluck
i have lots and lots of tailgate stories
being that ive been to 95% of home games the past 4 years.. only thing is every story i have includes the comsumption of ungodly amounts of alcohol, doing things that would embarrass my girlfriend and my mother, spending tons of money on things i have no recoletction of, losing my voice from screaming, and the occasional war of words with the other teams fans… none of my stories are BBV approved :(
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"Cowboys playoff wins since 1997: 1
Number of Cowboys crying after Giants games since 2007: 2"
- tito (eight and oh)
by Plaxico Burress on Oct 29, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Well ...
I’m sure you could tell ‘parts’ of them.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
haha ill see what i can do
how long will you be accepting stories for? is this a rest of the year sponsored post? if so hopefully ill have some good ones on a couple monday mornings this year.
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"Cowboys playoff wins since 1997: 1
Number of Cowboys crying after Giants games since 2007: 2"
- tito (eight and oh)
by Plaxico Burress on Oct 29, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
how many weeks this runs, to be honest.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
great post
"I don't do many endorsements. I'd rather get doused by Gatorade than bust my butt selling it." - Bill Parcells
Marisa Miller is puuuurrrty
but who is she? should i know her?
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"Cowboys playoff wins since 1997: 1
Number of Cowboys crying after Giants games since 2007: 2"
- tito (eight and oh)
by Plaxico Burress on Oct 29, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
SI swimsuit model
Victoria’s Secret model, etc., etc.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And
the newest “spokesperson” for the No Fun League.
"No one played more for the Giants, while being coached less".
Ex-Giants coach, Steve Owens, talking about Mel Hein.
by Great Gatsby on Oct 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone ever rent a RV/tailgate bus for a GMen game?
I’m looking to rent one for the December game against the Eagles. We got tickets of Stub Hub but I guess we need to get a parking pass too. Any advice would be great!
I never did that but I'm sure if you searched the internet you'll find a place that certainly rents them..
As far as the parking pass goes, I would call the Meadowlands to find out what it is you need to do..One thing for sure is you are going to have a blast..Going to see our guys go up against the Eagles..I’m Jealous..Grrrrrrrrrrr!!..LOL
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Good to see your name here...
There had been some speculation…
I was hoping you would not deprive us of your priceless gems of knowledge.
Go Big Blue!
Thanks phedrik..
I’m not so sure about ‘priceless’ gems though.lol
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
I get jealous
Every time I see that “Go Fans” commercial the NFL has been running. I really want a “Fanbulance.” An RV would be sweet, though.
Park the car...
Whew!..need a beer..
Set up the tent..Whew!!..Need two beers..
Unload the grill and chairs..Need three beers
Step back and scratch balls making sure everything looks right..with a beer..
Fire up the grill..have a beer while waiting…
Put the sausage and peppers on Grill..another one beer job
While sausage and peppers are cooking..Throw the football..Can’t hit the guy I throw to but I am dead nuts hitting other cars with it..Need a beer..
Time to put the baked Potatoes on the grill..Need a beer..
45 minutes more of hitting cars with a football..My buddy can’t even throw the ball..He’s been drinking beer the whole time watching me work..Need another beer..
Time for the filet mignon..skipped the beer..Need to pay close attention…
Food is done..grab a beer and eat like hogs..
Gametime..slug down the final tailgate beer..
Watch the game..
Game ends…
Scratch head and Nuts and say..
“Where the Hell did we park!?!”
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Speaking of hitting cars with a football in the parking lot...
One time this guy comes running up to me..“Hey!!!..you hit my car!!!”..I told him I thought his car was running a post pattern and his car just took it to the house..then I threw the ball at my car and said “there are you happy now?..I just threw my car a screen pass and my car muffed the catch…Your car scored..what are you complaining about?”..Well, it is very difficult describing the look on this guys face when I did that…but laughter was definitley involved..(How to diffuse a potential nasty situation..Humor)
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
I love it
Would have been even funnier if the car you claimed was yours was, in fact, not yours to add an element of d-baggery.
How did you
like Big D there Bobbi? You must have loved it?
"No one played more for the Giants, while being coached less".
Ex-Giants coach, Steve Owens, talking about Mel Hein.
by Great Gatsby on Oct 30, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I was incredible, Great..We're going to do this trip every year..
The Dallas fans were fun..My wife is a Cowboy fan..Here we are walking hand-in-hand, her wearing her Witten jersey and me with my Eli jersey..there must have been over a dozen Cowboy fans ask us if we get along at home..We went to a Sports bar on Sunday to watch the games..The bartender said he didn’t like my shirt (I was wearing my 2007 SB Champion shirt)…I responded by saying I didn’t like it either..It’s faded and I plan on replacing it with the 2010 model..Him and the rest of the bar within earshot damn near died laughing..Gotcha!!..On Monday, we looked like the ‘odd couple’..I did wind up sitting next to a Giant fan and there was one behind me…by the end of the third quarter, the only people cheering were Giants fans..we took over Jerry’s Alamo..
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Too bad that was before the fact
You could have asked him if he would like it better if the arm was in a sling.
Hurt players is nothing to joke about….
I'd like to submit a formal protest..
This video does not appear on my screen..I think Ed has it in for me..All you guys are looking at a video of some chick that he has screened from me..what a daggone bummer!!..lol
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Hey Ed..Give me the Vid, man..I ain't that horny..Damn
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Hey Bobbi
I noticed you have not been replying, do yo have an issue with Great Gatsby? I don’t see how?
"No one played more for the Giants, while being coached less".
Ex-Giants coach, Steve Owens, talking about Mel Hein.
by Great Gatsby on Oct 30, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell no Great!!..I just responded..Your a good guy...Everybody out here is..
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Damn..never mind...Just saw it..I'll choose to keep my Sword in my pants..good lord
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Hmmmmmmmm
Another BBV commercial break…
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
On this FREEBRADSHAW..stuff..
He could be abrasive at times…but I’ve looked back and near as I can tell..He never ruined my breakfast, lunch or dinner..I found his comments to be very well thought out and food for thought..However, all of our opinions should be respected, not berated..Now I’ve been tossed a couple of times for reasons that have nothing to do with getting into a fit with another fans opinion, hence I read Ed’s cloudy explanation and decided to hang in here…You folks are entitled to your opinions and nobody has the right to argue with them..That is the integrity Ed is trying to maintain..and for the most part has maintained..He just has me to deal with.lol..But bottomline..this is his living now..This is how he pays his bills and we need to also remind ourselves of that…When I came home from Dallas and learned about ‘Free’ being banned, quite frankly I was pissed off..basically because it is very hard for anyone to piss me off about a football game..So at first I decided screw this BBV thing..Like my life depends on it?..So I read Eds post explaining things and decided to stick around..Will I still be a big pain in his ass with my rants?..Absolutely!!..LOL
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
Hey Ed...Do I get free hat for that??????
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
That video would have been better
if it was Marissa Miller getting tied up at the end, and then getting stuck with a sword. Ya know, put a lil Capt. in her. And I wonder why I keep getting flagged by the FBI….
Ha! Your not alone Yankee..I've been given 'timeouts' out here more than I give my kids..
"When I was a boy and had no sense I got my pecker stuck in an electric fence..Well it curled my hair and tickled my balls, and made me shit in my overalls"
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