- This is NOT Hixon making a catch. This is some sort of special teams play, as evidenced by the presence of running back Lorenzo Booker (#25) in the background.

- The guy seemingly in a compromised position in Sean Considine (#37), who is no longer on the team. Do your worst.

That said, my caption would be…

“Wish I could have done this in the playoffs!”

How about, “Catching a punt, punting an egg?”
“Considine has tantrum when Hixon won’t give him the ball”
“Too bad levitation doesn’t win superbowls”
“Division rivals never lay down”
“World’s worst punt block” (It sort of looks like Hixon is going to punt"