The Giants are DOOMED!!!!
by HutHut on Sep 18, 2009 2:26 PM EDT
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Cowboys fan here to talk a little smack!
The Cowboys have a secret weapon this week against the Giants. It's not Martellus Bennett... there's nothing secret about that wacko blabbermouth. It isn't Felix Jones... hard to be a weapon with an injured leg.
No, the secret weapon is none other than 6 Liters of Fury. That's my fantasy football team. And it smurfin' sucks to high heaven. Whoever I play has the crappiest week, guaranteed. Who were my RB's last week? Steven Jackson and Brandon Jacobs. Jacobs didn't do squat. But you were still able to beat the 'Skins in spite of my fantasy team turned voodoo doll.
This week, though, I've moved Eli into the starting lineup! It is officially over! I may even trade my only good player for the Giants' Defense so I can kill them too!
Regardless, call up your bookies, cause the Cowboys are a lock, thanks to my smurf sucking fantasy football team. The curse is in full effect. In fact, if I can email this to Coughlin, I wouldn't be surprised if he forfeits.. such is the level of crapitude being on 6 Liters of Fury brings out of a player.
You were warned!
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2009 Cowboys....6-10
2009 Jets…..5-11
….there that’s better.
What the f$%k is the internet?
by FreeBradshaw on Sep 18, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Im glad you put Eli as your Fantasy starter....
If he doesn’t have a good game and the Giants still win, not all that big a deal to me. I’ll consider it a bonus since the Giants win and 2 of your team’s lose. Well, make it 3 cuz the Patriots will kick the crap out of the Jets (hopefully they will tie tho…)
What the f$%k is the internet?
fear?
It does?
The part about the Giants winning? Is that the part that reeks of fear?
What the f$%k is the internet?
by FreeBradshaw on Sep 19, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
more like "6 Liters of Moonshine and a bag of mushrooms"
what is up with all of the “smurf sucking” lingo? Once was way more than enough.
The curse is in full effect.
at Cowboys playoff games for sure…
No, the way my team played last week
it should be 6 Liters of Menstrual Discharge! But that’s ok, ‘cause now that Eli is my starter, he’ll sprain his kagle for sure.
Face it, the Giants are totally smurfed!
your team played last week against one of the worst teams in the NFC, probably the league
congrats on taking that one seriously.
What the f$%k is the internet?
by FreeBradshaw on Sep 19, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
not about the Cowboys
he’s not basing any of his post or comments on how the Cowboys played or will play. He’s talking only about the performance of his awful FF team. It’s “backwards-world”, where his fantasy team impacts the real games, not the other way around.
Bizarre. Must be something in the water supply in TX. Apparently, we’re also “smurfed”… Whatever the hell that means.
by M. on Sep 19, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
even a stopped clock...
…is right twice a day.
This could be the lucky week for your fantasy team. Not that I care…
I’m probably in a very small minority, but I don’t play FF or find it that interesting. I played for ~5 years and won some $$. As a Giants fan, I’m more interested in winning games. Grind it out, ball-control offense (and stifling ‘3-and-out’ defense) that focuses more on wearing down the opponent than putting up gaudy numbers in a track-meet.
If I was a Bengals or Lie-Downs fan, it would give me something positive to focus on. I enjoy the intricacies of the games more when I am not distracted by tracking points for players on teams I care little about in meaningless games. That said, I am tempted to join a FF league every year. I might join an NFC-only league next year. (What I always say.)
Anyways, don’t let me be a scrooge and discourage y’all. I hope the FF’ers all have a fun season. Game on… But most importantly, GO GIANTS!!!
by M. on Sep 19, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
this is a really quality post
Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.
yep we're doomed
def. one fantasy week with one player doing badly clearly shows that any players in your team will suck that week. Lets get david carr starting. lol
It would save the Giants Defence a lot of time if QBs just stayed down!
re giants doomed
the Giants will lose because of your fantasy football team? egocentric much? DON’T DISTURB the message boards with this Cowboy dribble drabble..you were WARNED!!!
Congrats to HutHut
for the meaningless fantasy win.
I’ll take the victory. Sorry we ruined your house warming party!
Wishful Thinkin
I guess we (Giant Fans) are glad we don’t have you as our spirit guides!!!!!!
Cowboys even made cheap shots and couldn’t pull it off. Better luck next time!
HAHAHAH
thank you. thank you so much for being a typical dallas fan.
It’s great that you posted this for all of us giant fans to see and laugh at.
Let’s just hope you didn’t call your bookie….LMAO.
"If you don't know what you're doing... just rush the quarterback" - LT
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