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To make the Pats game more interesting...

For the young and/or alcoholic Giants fans,
I propose the following Giants/Patriots drinking game (number of drinks in parentheses):

Drink for: First downs (1), Field goals (2), Touchdowns (3).

Drink whenever the announcer says something stupid or mispronounces a name.

Flip a coin and one player gets the Patriots' drinks, the other gets the Giants' drinks. For more players, simply begin adding to the teams.

Patriots drinks:

(1) Mentions of: Tom Brady, Randy Moss, Superbowl (any SB)

(2) Mentions of: Bruschi, Cassel, Albert Haynesworth

(3) The "almost perfect season," Week 17, any mention of ligaments.

Giants drinks:

(1) Mentions of: Eli Manning, Brandon Jacobs, Hakeem Nicks

(2) Mentions of: Michael Strahan, Steve Spagnuolo, David Tyree

(3) The "Road Warriors," Any division rival, Superbowl ('87, '92, '08, or chances this year)

All players finish their beer in hand at any mention of: Brett Favre, Michael Vick, or the Jerrytron.

I have a gig Thursday night, so I'll just drink 23 beers while the game is on and call it even.

Good luck and don't drive. Remember if you pass out during the 3rd quarter you're not missing much anyway.

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