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LT dancing

So my wife is watching Dancing with the Stars and she calls me out because "some football guy from the Giants is on". And it's Lawrence Taylor dancing with a seriously smoking hot chick. So of course I sit down to watch. And honestly, he was so timid and nervous looking I started to yell "You broke Theismann's leg! You used to send hookers to the other team's hotel room! Why are you dancing like a pansy?" So my wife tells me to shut up before I wake the kid up, and I leave feeling angry and depressed. The lesson is, never let your heroes grow up and dance on a stupid reality show. Even if it's with a stunningly beautiful woman.

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