A little bathroom humor

by Ed Valentine on Dec 26, 2009 7:00 AM EST in New York Giants News

Hope you all had a great Christmas! I know I did, even if I wasn't feeling 100% for a good part of the day.

Maybe it is the fact that I was a bit under the weather that made me react the way I did to the Giants press release I received about this weekend's game -- which dealt largely with this being the final game at Giants Stadium and how the organization is looking forward to moving into its new home next season.

Seems that, among all the fancy new amenties the new house will offer is a bathroom near the sidelines that Vice President of Medical Services (a fancy name for head trainer) Ronnie Barnes said "the players desperately wanted."

Insert your own joke -- you guys can probably come up with better ones than I can. I can just see players running to the tunnel when they come off the field. Will the sideline reporter be required to find out if they did 1 or 2? Yuck! I really don't want to know.

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I'll open things up (probably with a bad one but still...)

Toilet installed on the sideline of new Giants stadium as Dallas Cowboy helmet supply reaches all time low.

Some may have given up on the Giants this season, but they WILL make the playoffs.

by ChuckyofNorris on Dec 26, 2009 7:48 AM EST reply actions

sny and custer

This is a request to all BIG BLUE VIEW FANS. I dont know if you all get sny, but if you do, you will notice that the Giants are treated as second calls citizens. OK fine. But do we have to be subjected to the cowboy lover Brian Custer on the wheelhouse?…I invite all view fans to write in to SNY, and request that we get a more friendly Giant spin on the show. I am not advocating replacing someone, but at least have him curtail his mouth.

by nfl_gmen on Dec 26, 2009 8:28 AM EST reply actions

What about Hoffa?

Is there any thoughts up there to looking under the end zone for him. Maybe we could get Geraldo involved.

Conan!, What is good in Football?!

Daa.... to run between the tackles,
To drive the linebackers before you,
And to hear the lamentations of the cheerleaders.

by The Pale Scot on Dec 26, 2009 8:51 AM EST reply actions

Well...I think perhaps..

They should institute a “Brown Flag Rule”..Each coach can toss their “Brown Flag” twice during a game..The referee will announce it to the crowd: "Philadelphia has thrown the “Brown Flag”…The ruling on the field stinks, Philadelphia will be charged with their first “Crap-Out”…That would be for #2s…
If it is a simple #1..They should be allowed to use the new facilities whenever a “Yellow Flag” is thrown…

by Bobbiblue on Dec 26, 2009 10:19 AM EST reply actions

Damn....

Talk about best seat in the house!

"It ain't over till its over"---

3rd down + Steve Smith = 1st Down.

"I just saw Avatar, and Sean Avery was hands down the best character!"

by FreeBradshaw on Dec 26, 2009 12:24 PM EST reply actions

Does it have a random Corporate name yet?

I really wish theyd use real grass

Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.

by bren on Dec 26, 2009 6:57 PM EST reply actions

I think the stadium looks great

A thousand lips. A thousand tongues. A thousand throats. A thousand lungs. A thousand ways to make it true. I want to do terrible things to you.

by Nine Inch Nails on Dec 27, 2009 12:47 AM EST via mobile reply actions

2nd and 1 to go

will never be the same.

When its 3rd and long, throw the ball past the marker.

by Fester McDougal on Dec 27, 2009 9:29 AM EST reply actions

Seating capacity

It must be an illusion, but the stadium looks bigger? But the seating capacity is listed about the same.

by Hootman on Dec 27, 2009 10:22 AM EST reply actions

I think the top seats are lower than at Giants Stadium

it’s better engineered to fit the same amount of people in, but have them all be a little closer to the field.

I have to say, I still don’t quite understand why they’re doing this. My tip to Fed Ex Field last week convinced me that Giants Stadium is just fine – Fed Ex is 20 years newer, and yet really not all that much better (if at all). I know they’ve been doing some great stuff the past decade (and much as I hate to admit it, the Cowboys stadium looks awesome), but was Giants Stadium really that outdated?

"[The Giants] beat us down. We were beat by a grown-man team, a team we want to be like one day. They came in here and took it to us. Out-manned us, out-gunned us. ... It wasn't even close." - Raheem Morris, 9/27/09

by cjmulrain on Dec 27, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions

I really would prefer to see the Giants stay

And the Jets get out of our Stadium! Ive never been to a game and probably never will so the stadium doesnt really affect me though. I hate to see a place with so much history bulldozed

Because the G-Men weren't good enough this season; GO CINCY!

by ChuckyofNorris on Dec 28, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions

if a rb REALLY had to go to the bathroom during the game the offensive coord. should just run a running play and let the rb loose. i think the motivation alone would get them an instant 6 points.
way to use a players bladder to its full potential

by EarthWindFire on Dec 27, 2009 11:25 AM EST reply actions