Introducing Kevin Boss to the Giants
Since Kevin Boss is much too quiet and professional to do this himself -- no diva in the Bossman -- I will do it for him.
This is an open letter from Boss to the New York Giants.
Dear Mr. Coughlin, Mr. Manning and Mr. Gilbride,
My name is Kevin Boss. I realize that you don't know me, but I play on the offensive unit for your football team. I wear No. 89, and I play a position called tight end.
Just to clarify, and I don't want to imply that you don't understand the rules of the game, but I need to clarify this. According to the NFL rulebook, tight end is an eligible receiving position in the sport of football.
I know I am a quiet kid from Oregon, not like that loud mouth, good for nothing, skirt-chasing, coach bashing, party-crashing, ball-dropping, always-complaining, egotistical guy who you ran out of town a couple of years back. Remember that? No, you weren't able to abolish the position of tight end when you ran him off. I'm the guy you gave permission to run out on the field and stand in his spot. Provided I was quiet, of course. And kept coming to meetings 5 minutes early.
I have done all those things. Now, I would actually like to start helping us try to win games. You know all those troubles we have been having scoring touchdowns down in the Green Zone (can't say 'Red Zone' around here, I know)? I'm 6-foot-6, 253 pounds and I have good hands. You throw it to me, I will go get it.
Mr. Manning, how about all that trouble you have been having lately making connections on some of those long throws to Mario and Domenik? You know, first downs and keeping possession of the ball can help you win games, too. In my limited opportunities, I have gotten the feeling that linebackers and safeties don't want any part of me on those short routes -- the ones that get first downs.
I know maybe you guys are confused because I'm almost as big as the linemen. I think maybe that's why that Ramses guy never gets to play, either. The size of that guy, maybe you haven't figured out why he insists that he is a receiver. I don't know, maybe he can play defensive tackle. We need one of those, too. Ah, but that's a different story.
Let's get back to me.
You know, the only other thing I can think of is that my number is causing a problem. When things are going fast on the field I know an "8" might look like a "3" at a glance. Trust me, though, I'm not that Hedgecock character. Throw the ball to him it's a horror film. Bad idea to go there. Throw it to me. I'd like that, thank you very much. I will even be where I am supposed to be, and catch the ball.
You know it's kind of embarrassing that when Ed Valentine from Big Blue View -- a great guy who interviewed me in the off-season -- wanted a photo to go with this story he had to get one from a pre-season game.
That made me go look at the stats on NFL.com. I have 14 catches, 26th among tight ends in the league. I may not be Dallas Clark, but I know there aren't 25 tight ends in this league better than I am. Even some guy named Visanthe Shiancoe has more catches than I do. Didn't you run him outta town, too?Talk about embarrassing.
Anyway, Mr. Coughlin, Mr. Gilbride and Mr. Manning I have rambled on long enough. I just wanted to be sure you were aware that I was here, ready and willing to help this team.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Kevin Boss
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The fact
that you guys like it is good enough for me. And I laughed the whole time I wrote it.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 28, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You laughed
but that’s a serious letter that should find it’s way to Mr. Coughlin, Mr. Gilbride and Mr. Manning.
+1.
The idea that a TE can be a safety valve..it should be seen as a phase that “makes you punch infants”, like those 3 seem to think.
..."I predict...the Giants are #1"...
...."That's not a prediction meatman, that's a FACT OF LIFE"!.
---Carl
by FreeBradshaw on Oct 28, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You laughed ... I cried ...
the truth hurts.
Great, but Useless
This coaching staff has shown zero abilitty to adjust and change. (Non) Use of Boss, particularly during 2nd half of last two games, is only one proof of this.
Who?
..."I predict...the Giants are #1"...
...."That's not a prediction meatman, that's a FACT OF LIFE"!.
---Carl
Yeah really, who?
Who in the heck is Kevin Boss? The last person to wear #89 actually had a role! I try to find out more about this current #89 because i hear good things but all searches come up empty. Like he doesn’t “exist”!!!
thank you ed...
i know that it will fall on deaf ears but thank you
"If you don't know what you're doing... just rush the quarterback" - LT
Thats what makes our job tough
We the people, as fans, can come up with soooo many solutions, but it’s all for nothing!
If any coach wants to change, or look for creativity, look no further than here. We’re here through thick or thin. But you have to take the plunge coaching staff, we can’t go to you! We can help you, no, we want to help you!
We the fans
ALWAYS think we know better than the guys running the show. They do know what they are doing, but you know Big Blue View Nation is always ready to help. Just like the Bossman.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 28, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
and like Mr.Williams pointed out....
it’s funny…but really just sad.
"If you don't know what you're doing... just rush the quarterback" - LT
Hear, hear!
The Bossman needs a support group, or a petition, or one of those blinky lights they put on airplanes. Anything to get him noticed by KG and Eli. The TE is a QB’s best friend, right?
Other than the still baseless hedgecock throw hating
I am approving of this take.
LOL, Ed
What’s most gratifying to me is that the BBV support for giving Boss a larger role in the O seems to be virtually unanimous. Not too long ago, that was far from the truth.
Thats not going to happen
We have to establish the run, or at least attempt to for this type of deception!
Note to coaching staff…
play action.
c’mon now….
wait..play action? TO BOSS!
OH MY MFING GOD!
..."I predict...the Giants are #1"...
...."That's not a prediction meatman, that's a FACT OF LIFE"!.
---Carl
by FreeBradshaw on Oct 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Even the Redskins
New offensive coordinator knows how to incorporate playaction to the TE! And Portis is only averaging 0.20 yards more per game than Jacobs. C’mon mannnn
LET'S GO G-MEN
by I_Formation27 on Oct 28, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
PS
That was near perfect form on the hurdle and he got up high. Don’t tell me that this former basketball player pull down a lot of Eli’s high tosses
And the kid hangs on to the ball
Someone please lock him in a room with Manningham and Hixon……..wait, wait, wait, let’s just leave Hixon on Special Teams. The only balls going to Hixon should come from kickoffs and punts.
One thing Toomer was great at was catching
Maybe we should give Toomer a coaching job or something in the organization to teach manningham how to catch
Excellent
Ed
Top notch stuff – we on this blog very much appreciate your skill.
by G Fan in England on Oct 28, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Sadly
In the UK we only have cheques!
by G Fan in England on Oct 28, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ed
You convince the Giants to use Boss more and you may just well get one!
by G Fan in England on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when
Back in the mid eighties when we got near the opp 20 the audio (I use to listen to armed forces network for live commentary) was very simple-
Simms drops back to pass, throws down the middle to Bavaro – TOUCHDOWN
1986 – Bavaro 69 catches for a 1000 yards and umpteen TD’s – those were the good old days.
Now Bavaro was in some ways unique – but no one could stop that seam route.
Can we send some clips to TC with the open letter!
by G Fan in England on Oct 28, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
The other point
Was not Gilbride the OC for the run and shoot Oilers?
If so, I do recall that they did not have a TE on their roster so this may explain why KG does not know what to do with Bossman.
Winning can cover up cracks, but over a period of time the cracks will only get bigger – I feel the same way sometimes about KG and his gameplans. He wins with the offence piling up yards and points, but when he stumbles he does not know how to react or respond.
by G Fan in England on Oct 28, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Gilbride and Coughlin
are both 100% against using the TE.
Look at Coughlin’s best offenses with the Jaguars. Their TE was Kyle Brady for the most part. Excellent blocker, stone handed as they come.
I’ve thought of this new group of WR as the one that has the potential to be as good as Smit and McCardell, but you’d think they’d realize the talent they have at TE and use the damn guy.
..."I predict...the Giants are #1"...
...."That's not a prediction meatman, that's a FACT OF LIFE"!.
---Carl
by FreeBradshaw on Oct 28, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Tight end
I have said for two years now using the TE as a primary target is simply not part of Coughlin’s repertoire. He’s a great coach, but every coach has flaws. TC is very traditional about his tight ends, and that means Boss will — unfortunately — rarely be featured.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 28, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
that plus
the Gilbride thing… it’s like I was saying before. Once an OC has “been to the mountain” as far as high octane offense has been, I’m sure it’s very hard for him to adjust to a stronger, simpler offense.
You play to win the game!
by Simms-McConkey on Oct 28, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
yes but bear in mind...
we got the ball to shockey…
now, Boss is not a Pro Bowler (yet) heck he may never be a Pro Bowler…but that doesn’t mean we can’t get him the ball more than 2 times a game.
This is borderline neglect IMO.
I mean, we trust him enough to get him the ball in the 4th quarter…but we’ll go 3 and Out multiple times in the first 3 quarters before doing so.
I just don’t understand how we cant’ find him more on 3rd down…
"If you don't know what you're doing... just rush the quarterback" - LT
"Borderline neglect" ...
I love it !
Strip Gilbride of his custody of Boss immediately !
Him or Steve Smith
I guarentee you that this is being reviewed in team meetings. Going long on 3rd and short is possibly the worst thing to do to your team. Mainly due to the offense not getting into sync and putting back our tired defense on the field. Give the ball to our safety valves ie Boss and Smith.
Seriously
Why do the Giants and Eli throw the ball to Stonehands-Hedgecock? He’s terrible. It’s a joke.
I don’t understand why TC, GilDick and Eli don’t better utilize Boss. It seems he’s always making big plays. A big catch and run in the SB. A huge catch Sunday night. Teams with the better offenses incorporate the TE into the game plan.
Hedgecock
I think you have to be realistic that plays are almost never designed to throw the ball to Hedgecock. Sometimes Eli looks around and has nowhere else to throw the ball except to a safety valve, which might turn out to be Hedgecock. BTW, easy on the nicknames, please.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 28, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but there's that 2-yard pass to the right flat ...
that still seems to be in the playbook, that can only go for 2 yards if done perfectly. No YAC potential. Maddening !!
Better to throw a swing pass with a bit more of a circle route run by the FB or RB so that they are facing downfield as they catch it, and can potentially make someone miss, and get a decent gain on occasion.
Long ago and far away....
Even before the “unique” Mr. Bavaro, the Giants had a tight end named Bob Tucker, who actually was considered a RECEIVING tight end, and was a focal point of the offense. While I admit the offense wasn’t always much in those days, there IS historical data that the franchise has had one or two times when tight ends were part of the offense and contributed greatly. Thanks for making the formal introduction, which was long overdue. It’s not just “Boss”, it’s that the position is underutilitzed and could, I think, solve a lot of the problems the offense has been having recently. And as I’ve stated earlier, I don’t know what Boss’ maximum potential is, as he’s been asked to do relatively little and has done it all well. I’d ask for more and hope the Giants will as well.
Years before that there was
Bob Schnelker, another tight end who had great hands. Check out his stats. Not bad for the era.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SchnBo00.htm
by giant fan since 57 on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
frickin' Zeke Mowatt....
has had better years than Boss…statistically speaking.
"If you don't know what you're doing... just rush the quarterback" - LT
Hedgecock & Boss
Sounds like a wacky 80s sitcom. I wonder who will be their over the top land lord?
Either way, Boss is extremely underrated—I think even by us. That hurdle play reminded me what an amazing talent we have. Boss is one of the most valuable players on this team today just based off the short amount of stuff he gets to do per game. Saving that touchdown in New Orleans, taking that helmet shot last week and still coming down with the ball… he’s a machine. I almost wonder if the refs would have thrown a flag had he actually dropped the ball after that hit… Regardless, he’s one of our most vital players, underused or not. I wish he got a few more balls thrown his way, but I do love having him as our secret weapon. No matter how little he’s used, he finds a way to come up big.
Only this one's ...
Where’s the Boss ? … not Who’s the Boss ? … which was Ed’s point.
Eli
Needs to meet up with his brother, and “borrow” some of those plays that are made for Dallas Clark. He shouldn’t try to get the plays approved by Gilbride or Coughlin though.
LET'S GO G-MEN
Nice! Let's get some freakin' rythym this week. Pound the F'N Rock!!!
Zeke was pretty good. Gonna be CRAZY in Philly come Sunday! C’MON BLUE!!!!!!!
by Last year in Sec 127 on Oct 28, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
/sarcasm right?
..."I predict...the Giants are #1"...
...."That's not a prediction meatman, that's a FACT OF LIFE"!.
---Carl
by FreeBradshaw on Oct 28, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ed, I don't know what you're talking about
the Boss is a musician, not a football player. And his real name isn’t even Boss, it’s Bruce Springsteen.
"[The Giants] beat us down. We were beat by a grown-man team, a team we want to be like one day. They came in here and took it to us. Out-manned us, out-gunned us. ... It wasn't even close." - Raheem Morris, 9/27/09
last year
weeks 1-7: 6 receptions 74 yds 1 td
weeks 8-12: 17 receptions 181 yds 4 tds (including a 6 receptions 69 yards and a td vs. Phili)
Last year he got off to a slow start but then became a very liable red zone target
Boss is gifted with great size and athleticism and simply makes plays each time he gets the ball and is not easy to bring down.
Great post Ed
Kevin Hill
thanks for the Boss breakdown from last year
sadly it only reinforces for me just how out of touch this coaching staff is since the HC must sign off on the offensive gameplan planned by the OC. Both TC and Gilbride of Frankenstein were here last year. They saw what Boss could do. I think the late Senator from NY, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, coined the term “benign neglect”. He might’ve been talking about the utilization, or lack of same, of Kevin Boss.
by nybaseballgiants on Oct 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats worse
about this Boss thing is that I don’t think anybody is calling for Boss to be the focal point of the O but throw him the ball a couple of times on 3rd and short and in the red-zone. He should be catching about 4 or 5 balls a game not one late in the game. It’s almost absurd how little he’s used. It’s like he peed in KG’s cornflakes or something.
by Landeta on Oct 28, 2009 10:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
finally!
i agree with everything you just wrote.
by nybaseballgiants on Oct 28, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
This is just great!!
Unfortunately..He is forced into a blocking role until our guys can figure out how to stop teams from loading up the box..Screens are not going to do it..We need swing passes to Jacobs and Bradshaw..then Boss can break free and do his thing..by boxing up these teams are shutting us down and Boss is stuck. We need to solve that..A few successful swing passes will force the opposition to pull out..then are running game comes back and Boss can run and catch..If the coaches don’t solve teams doing this against us we are in for yet another long season.
I think
hitting some of those deep shots would back teams off. But, a quick slant or a series of short throws that result in first downs would do it, too. You don’t have to go deep every time.
by Ed Valentine on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 AM EDT up reply actions
The The deep ball is a great weapon. I've been wanting to see the giants utilize it for a long
time now. Unfortunately, it hasn’t been working. That’s okay if you use it sparingly. Even then you have to succeed often enough to loosen up the D’s. In that case,if you don’t connect, there’s a chance the D will get an inreference call. But right now—if you keep doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep getting what you’ve always got
Boss=play extension
Personally I don’t want to see any more throws downfield until one of the receivers proves he has a 4’ vertical leap to grab the errant throw by Eli, that usually goes out of bounds anyway (at least in the past two week). I’d like to see better routes run by those receivers. As much as I hate to take any notes from Dallas, they use their TE much better (except the past couple of weeks with the coming out of Austin). Get Boss involved, especialy in 3rd down and green zone plays. We’re over matched in height for our receivers, but boss is 6’6". We had a receiver last year that was 6’5" and he hauled in a few down there. Use his height and his hands.
I think
every team uses their TE better than us. If you have a viable weapon on your team that consistently makes plays when given the opportunity, then throw them the ball. Smith and Boss just don’t drop balls, they come through with big play after big play. I like Manningham but even when he makes a big play he seems to bobble the ball before he catches it and he is not a great route runner, Nicks is on his way but he is still learning. The way steve smith runs routes their is no way you can convince me that he was not open until late in the fourth quarter.
I'm telling ya
The Giants are evil geniuses. They’re hiding their major weapons to blind side their opponents. Yanno, cause there’s never a flaw in those plots to take over the world. Oh no, Gilbride is monologuing!!
Rec'd.
The Eagles have a REAL hard time with tight ends, this would be the week to get Bossman going.
"With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands."
-E
by tito (eight and oh) on Oct 29, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
Should go to Gilbride Twice
I am not one of those Gilbride bashers, but if there is a clear defieciency in his offensive understanding, it is clearly the use of tight ends.
by Nevets on Oct 29, 2009 2:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Boss would certainly help us get back to our old identity...
Time of possession. Move the sticks! 9 minute drives!
Watching that youtube video in the post lead me to this. Never saw it but really good. (Like those Powerade commercials)
LOL!!
I have run that before … and it is linked to in the post. Great stuff, though!
by Ed Valentine on Oct 29, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions

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