I know Ed and probably others hate this site but this is a hilarious take on the Shockey situation from Jerry Reese' perspective done by Big Daddy Drew at Kissing Suzy Kolber.

I'll admit that the site is completely worthless from a 'news' angle but you can't tell me you read that post and didn't laugh. 

If it was any other player I may be concerned but by now we are all familiar with Shockey's antics.  He is a great player but he is also unfortunately a great big dummy as well.  I hope he comes back and produces for the G-Men in 2008 but I think it was quite clearly demonstrated that he is not vital to the team's continued success.