I dare you not to laugh at this

by Ed Valentine on Jun 18, 2008 7:00 AM EDT in News Comment 9 comments

Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins is now right there with Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards as my all-time favorite athlete bloggers.

This gem from his Cooley Zone blog is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's an interview with Washington QB Jason Campbell in which they discuss the quarterback-center exchange.

COOLEY: Jason, have you ever smelled the back of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after every game and practice.

CAMPBELL: For everyone to know if you don’t take a bath your butt crack stinks and I think that's what Rabach does to me. Imagine sweating for 2 hours and you're Casey Rabach and you're really hairy and stinky. Rabach has even farted on my hand which is a feelin that never really wears off. I can actually feel it while we’re doing this interview right now. After each practice and game the first thing I do is wash my hands of all that chaotic stuff running off his sweaty, nasty body.

If you're not laughing at that, there's something wrong with you.

-- Hat tips to Bugs & Cranks and Hogs Haven .

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Hahaha

That’s so nasty…..... while the G-men were out winning the SB, the ‘Skins sat home and smelled Casey Rabach’s stank grundle lol. This really is a good point though that Cooley brings up, I’ve never really thought about how much that hand must reek after all that contact. It’s like osmosis but instead of water…. ass sweat. All I can think about is how big and nasty Sean O’ Hara is and how much Eli tends to scratch his face during games and during post-game interviews….. ew.

by mahmoodzaky on Jun 18, 2008 8:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If I'm not mistaken

Stuttering John when he was with the Howard Stern Show once asked an NFL QB that question, and I believe it was Steve Bartkowski. But to Cooley’s credit, he got a funny response, Stuttering John did not

Maybe the next time Ed gets a Q and A with Garafolo, he can ask him if he’s ever heard about O’Hara farting on Eli’s hand

How does a QB keep from laughing when that happens? THAT’S FOCUS right there.

And not to take the thread completely down the sewer, but I am sure that there have been many centers in the NFL who have take extra measures to ensure they were extra fetid during the game

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Jun 18, 2008 8:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Chris Cooley

Is a great man.

Go register. Or else.

by Skin Patrol on Jun 18, 2008 8:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Skin

I had to steal this one from you. It was just too damn funny to pass up.

by Ed Valentine on Jun 18, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

cooley

ive lived in the dc area for all of cooley’s career, and when he first showed up to camp in those boxer breifs for shorts, and then as cliton portis’ white sidekick, i always figured he was just some stupid douchebag. now, after seeing what he has put out on the web, i have to agree with skin patrol. chris cooley is a great man. the redskins still suck tho.

by kendynamo on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs