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The J Shock Boogie

It's a brand new dance step! Call it 'The J Shock Boogie.'

It goes something like this.

Do the Giants want him in?
Do the Giants want him out?
No one's sure, but they're searching all about.

We know the Saints are in.
Of that they've left no doubt.
We don't know their offer, but soon we may find out.

Some say the Seahawks are in.
Yet, they say they are out.
All we know for sure is there are rumors all about.

Pundits say the Dolphins might be in.
Personally, I'd prefer that they were out.
That Bill Parcells, he's a freakin' traitorous lout.

Where's Al Davis? I'm sure he must be in.
I simply can't believe Old Al would sit this one out.
Of course maybe it's Al's brain for which the Raiders are looking all about.

We're sure there are others wanting in.
Which means beloved Jeremy is likely out.
That is a circumstance Giants fans aren't sure how to feel about.

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very clever
How long did that take you to come up with???
Joe L

by kinglongo on Apr 23, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not long, actually
Once I started writing the thing it just sort of fell into place. That's what seems to happen on the very rare occasions I try my hand at poetry.

by Ed Valentine on Apr 23, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy
Perhaps you need another vacation, ETV?  Or did the slick, undulating greens in Myrtle drive you batty?
"We're only going to score 17 points?" ~ Tom Brady

by mwilli on Apr 24, 2008 7:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what happens
when you write late at night. C'mon, though, tell me this didn't make you laugh.

by Ed Valentine on Apr 24, 2008 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I laughed
You're doing a good job keeping the mundane/ridiculous happenings of the offseason entertaining
"We're only going to score 17 points?" ~ Tom Brady

by mwilli on Apr 24, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a poem?
Shit, I'm standing at my desk trying to do the Macarena to the damn thing

HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY J-Shock Boogie

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Apr 24, 2008 8:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Macarena?
Hell, I would have had to write it completely differently if I had that song in mind when I wrote it. But that's pretty funny.

by Ed Valentine on Apr 24, 2008 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Hustle?
Watoosie?
Funky Chicken?
Mashed Potato?
Alley Cat?
Electric Slide?

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Apr 24, 2008 12:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You really
don't want to see me dance, I know that much.

by Ed Valentine on Apr 24, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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