in order from least to greatest, how much they are irritating the crap out of me:

3. "Dink and Dunk." What moronic a**hole thought up this retarded neologism? There is no dunking in football. That's basketball. STFU with your retarded Dink and Dunk, it's just a lazy way to avoid analyzing an offense that relies on screens and other short pass plays. Give me analysis, not an irritating catchphrase that makes no sense and explains nothing.

2. "I'm scared of." ... This is b**** talk. We're not "scared of" anybody. There are teams out there with greater and lesser chances of beating us. The greater their chances are, the more we want to kill them. So, instead of "I'm scared of," how about manning up and going with "I want to play the best and beat the best."

1. "The 2007 Giants did it, so can we."

YOU'RE NOT THE 2007 GIANTS, all you other scrub teams of the NFL. WE are the 2007 Giants, one year older and with a ring. Just because your scrub team has a mediocre record and won a game at the end, doesn't give you our perfect storm. You don't have Strahan. You're not a Cinderella story in waiting. Stop using us for your inspiration, because you're not us and never will be.

Ahhhh. I feel better now.