What BBVers, what oh Great Sages of the

Eastern Marches, what explains the failure of the universally acknowledged team with the largest number of great players, America's team no less, to fail for lo so many seasons now?  I

ts deluded legions of fans must know.  Its benefactor-of-criminals-and-malcontents owner must know.  Above all the legendary and all-omniscient John the Madden must know.   Cherish not to your breast as such lesser ones might their grievances, but in full display of your generous spirits share with  them the wisdom of your Secret  Knowlwedge.