'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Giants edition

by Ed Valentine on Dec 24, 2008 11:00 AM EST in New York Giants News

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Roger Goodell's house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Pacman Jones (we hope), that louse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes for the Giants another Super Bowl title soon would be there.

The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl rings danced in their heads.
And TC in his ‘kerchief, and Jerry in his cap,
Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window they flew like a flash,
Only to see Jerry Jones digging through the trash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When what appeared but a sobbing Jerry, Oh, Dear,
My pass to the playoffs, he said, I must have left it here.

With our little old driver, so lively and quick,
We know TC is always the coach we would pick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Brandon! now, Derrick! now, Kevin and Hixon!
On, Eli! On, Justin! on, on Spags, we have to keep Blitzin'!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Vanquish our foes! Vanquish them all!"

-- That's all I've got in terms of a Christmas poem. Hope you enjoyed it. As the real ''Twas the Night Before Christmas ends, though ...

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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I’ve hated every Night B.C. redo I’ve ever heard until I read the one that included Jerry Jones dumpster diving

You play to win the game!

by Simms-McConkey on Dec 24, 2008 11:09 AM EST reply actions

Nice Job

Merry Merry and thanks for all the good work you do.

by marakara on Dec 24, 2008 12:35 PM EST reply actions

bahaha

" a sobbing jerry, oh dear, my pass to the playoffs, i must have left it here".. oh man. If the cowboys lose against the eagles, that organization is going to implode. i cant wait.

by mahmoodzaky on Dec 24, 2008 1:19 PM EST reply actions

How bout this

I’ll have a bluuuuuuuuuue Christmas without big blue view.
Well maybe not as good as yours.
Maybe this (to the tune of Jingle Bells):

Dashing through the East/
With Earth, Wind and Fire/
The Giants are a beast/
Wade Phillips should just retire/

SB rings will gleam/
Making playoffs bright/
Oh what fun it is to see/
The Giants win outright, ohhh/

Jingle bells/
Dallas smells/
Eagles laid an egg/

The hot G-men/
Will win again/
And prove Romo is gay, HEY!/

Jingle bells/
Dallas smells/
Eagles laid an egg/

The hot G-men/
Will win again/
And prove Romo is gay.

by giantbeliever on Dec 24, 2008 4:12 PM EST reply actions

"Jingle Bells, Dallas Smells"

Made me laugh outloud, I am such a child

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Dec 24, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions

Dashing through the season
The Giants stopped the Skins
And from then on and out
Kept stacking up those wins

Giants fans were pumped
for no one and out
So we went into Tampa Bay
and made the Barber brothers shout, ooohhhh

Jingle Bells
Big D Fell
T.O. sobbed like a biiiiiiiiiitch

Into Green Bay
Favre threw a duck-ay
and the GMEN rolled on oooooooooooh

Jingle Bells
Belichik is goin to hell
Brady almost got killed

The GMEN
won again
and stopped a 16-0 seasooooooooooonnnn!

by mahmoodzaky on Dec 24, 2008 7:46 PM EST reply actions

Dashing through the season
The Giants stopped the Skins
And from then on and out
Kept stacking up those wins

Giants fans were pumped
for no one and out
So we went into Tampa Bay
and made the Barber brothers shout, ooohhhh

Jingle Bells
Big D Fell
T.O. sobbed like a biiiiiiiiiitch

Into Green Bay
Favre threw a duck-ay
and the GMEN rolled on oooooooooooh

Jingle Bells
Belichik is goin to hell
Brady almost got killed

The GMEN
won again
and stopped a 19-0 seasooooooooooonnnn!

by mahmoodzaky on Dec 24, 2008 7:53 PM EST reply actions

It's deteriorating

My wife got me a Strahan Jersey (the sew on badass kind)! Goddamn I love that woman.

I found this place by accident a few months ago and if you couldn’t tell by how much I post, I really have deeply enjoyed the camaraderie here rooting for the greatest franchise in the NFL. Thank you so much everyone for your intelligent repartee and accept my sincere wishes for a happy, happy holiday season.

You play to win the game!

by Simms-McConkey on Dec 24, 2008 9:20 PM EST reply actions

HUMBUG!

Just kidding. All the best over the holidays from me to you guys here on BBV. Thanks Ed and JRS for running such a wonderful and informative site and to all the contributors who help make it what it is: awesome. :). Happy Holidays from the Great White North.

by NYcON on Dec 24, 2008 9:40 PM EST reply actions